HERCULE POIROT'S CASEBOOK

Agatha Christie is known throughout the world

as the Queen of Crime. Her seventy-six detective

novels and books of stories have been translated

into every major language, and her sales are

calculated

in tens of millions.

She began writing at the end of the First

World War, when she created Hercule Poirot,

the little Belgian detective with the egg-shaped

head and the passion for order - the most

popular sleuth in fiction since Sherlock Holmes.

Poirot, Miss Marple and her other detectives

have appeared in films, radio programmes,

television films and stage plays based on her

books.

Agatha Christie also wrote six romantic novels

under the pseudonym Mary Westmacott, several

plays and a book of poems; as well, she assisted

her archaeologist.husband Sir Max Mallowan on

many expeditions to the Middle East. She was

awarded the DBE in 1971.

Postern of Fate was the last book she wrote

before her death in 1976, but since its

publication two books Agatha Christie wrote in

the 1940s have appeared: Curtain: Poirot's Last

Case and Sleeping Murder, the last Miss Marple

book.

Agatha Christie's Autobiography was

published by Fontana in 1978.

Available in Fontana by the same author

The ABC Murders

At Bertram's Hotel

The Body in the Library

By the Pricking of My Thumbs

The Clocks

Dead Man's Folly

Death Comes as the End

Destination Unknown

Elephants Can Remember

Endless Night

Evil Under the Sun

Hallowe'en Party

Hickory Dickory Dock

The Hollow

The Labours of Hercules

Lord Edgware Dies

The Moving Finger

The Murder of Roger Ackroyd

Murder in Mesopotamia

Murder is Easy

The Mysterious Mr Quin

The Mystery of the Blue Train

One, Two, Buckle My Shoe

Parker Pyne Investigates

Partners in Crime

A Pocket Full of Rye

Postern of Fate

Sad Cypress

Sleeping Murder

Taken at the Flood

And Then There Were None

The Thirteen Problems

Three Act Tragedy

and many others

AGATHA CHRISTIE

Hercule Poirot's

Casebook

FONTANA/CoIIins

This collection first published by Fontana Paperbacks 1989

This collection © Agatha Christie 1989

'The Incredible Theft', 'Murder in the Mews' and 'Triangle at Rhodes'

were first published in Murder in the Mews, 1937; 'The Dream' and 'Four

and Twenty Blackbirds' were first published in The Adventures of the

Christmas Pudding, 1960; and 'Problem at Sea', 'The Third-floor Flat',

'The Adventure of Johnnie Waverly', 'The King of Clubs' and 'The

Adventure of the Clapham Cook' were first published in Poirot's Early

Cases, 1947.

Printed and bound in Great Britain by

William Collins Sons & Co. Ltd, Glasgow

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CONTENTS

The Incredible Theft

Murder in the Mews

Triangle at Rhodes

The Dream

Four and Twenty Blackbirds

Problem at Sea

The Third-floor Flat

The Adventure of Johnnie Waverly

The King of Clubs

The Adventure of the Clapham Cook

THE

INCREDIBLE THEFT

CHAPTERI

As the butler handed round the souffle, Lord Mayfield leaned

confidentially towards his neighbour on the right, Lady Julia

Carrington. Known as a perfect host, Lord Mayfield took

trouble to live up to his reputation. Although unmarried, he

was always charming to women.

Lady Julia Carrington was a woman of forty, tall, dark and

vivacious. She was very thin, but still beautiful. Her hands and

feet in particular were exquisite. Her manner was abrupt and

restless, that of a woman who lived on her nerves.

About opposite to her at the round table sat her husband, Air

Marshal Sir George Carrington. His career had begun in the

Navy, and he still retained the bluff breeziness of the ex-Naval

man. He was laughing and chaffing the beautiful Mrs

Vanderlyn, who was sitting on the other side of her host.

Mrs Vanderlyn was an extremely good-looking blonde. Her

voice held a soupcon of American accent, just enough to be

pleasant without undue exaggeration.

On the other side of Sir George Carrington sat Mrs Macatta,

M.P. Mrs Macatta was a great authority on Housing and

Infant Welfare. She barked out short sentences .rather than

spoke them, and was generally of somewhat alarming aspect. It

was perhaps natural that the Air Marshal would fred his right-hand

neighbour the pleasanter to talk to.

Mrs Macatta, who always talked shop wherever she was,

barked out short spates of information on her special subjects

to her left-hand neighbour, yomag Reggie Carrington.

Reggie Carrington was twenty-one, and completely uninter-ested

in Housing, Infant Welfare, and indeed any political

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subject. He said at intervals, 'How frightful!' and 'I absolutely

agree with you,' and his mind was clearly elsewhere. Mr

Carlile, Lord Mayfield's private secretary, sat between young

Reggie and his mother. A pale young man with pince-nez and

an air of intelligent reserve, he talked little, but was always

ready to fling himself into any conversational breach. Noticing

that Reggie Carrington was struggling with a yawn, he leaned

forward and adroitly asked Mrs Macatta a question about her

'Fitness for Children' scheme.

Round the table, moving silently in the subdued amber light,

a butler and two footmen offered dishes and ffiled up wine-glasses.

Lord Mayfield paid a very high salary to his chef, and

was noted as a connoisseur of wines.

The table was a round one, but there was no mistaking who

was the host. Where Lord Mayfield sat was so very decidedly

the head of the table. A big man, square-shouldered, with thick

silvery hair, a big straight nose and a slightly prominent chin.

It was a face that lent itself easily to caricature. As Sir Charles

McLaughlin, Lord Mayfield had combined a political career

with being the head of a big engineering firm. He was himself

a first-class engineer. His peerage had come a year ago, and at

the same time he had been created first Minister of Arma-ments,

a new ministry which had only just come into being.

The dessert had been placed on the table. The port had

circulated once. Catching Mrs Vanderlyn's eye, Lady Julia

rose. The three women left the room.

The port passed once more, and Lord Mayfield referred

lightly to pheasants. The conversation for five minutes or so

was sporting. Then Sir George said:

'Expect you'd like to join the others in the drawing-room,

Reggie, my boy. Lord Mayfield won't mind.'

The boy took the hint easily enough.

'Thanks, Lord Mayfield, I think I will.'

Mr Carlile mumured:

'If you'll excuse me, Lord Mayfield - certain memoranda

and other work to get through...'

Lord Mayfield nodded. The two young men left the. room.

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The servants had retired some time before. The Minister for

Armaments and the head of the Air Force were alone.

After a minute or two, Carrington said:

'Well - O.K.?'

'Absolutely! There's nothing to touch this new bomber in

any country in Europe.'

'Make rings round 'em, eh? That's what I thought.'

'Supremacy of the air,' said Lord Mayfield decisively.

Sir George Carrington gave a deep sigh.

'Ab°ut time! You know, Charles, we've been through a

ticklish spell. Lots of gunpowder everywhere all over Europe.

And we weren't ready, damn it! We've had a narrow squeak.

And we're not out of the wood yet, however much we hurry on

construction.'

Lord Mayfield murmured:

'Nevetheless, George, there are some advantages in starting

late. A lot of the European stuff is out of date already - and

they're perilously near bankruptcy.'

'I don't believe that means anything,' said Sir George

gloomily. 'One's always hearing this nation and that is

bankrupt! But they carry on just the same. You know, fmance

is an absolute mystery to me.'

Lord Mayfield's eyes twinkled a little. Sir George Caning-ton

was always so very much the old fashioned 'bluff, honest

old sea dog'. There were people who said that it was a pose he

deliberately adopted.

Changing the subject, Carrington said in a slightly over-casual

manner:

'Attractive woman, Mrs Vandefiyn - eh?'

Lord Mayfield said:

'Are you wondering what she's doing here?'

His eyes were amused.

Carrington looked a little confused.

'Not at all - not at all.'

'Oh, yes, you were! Don't be an old humbug, George. You

were wondering, in a slightly dismayed fashion, whether I was

the latest victim!'

Carrington said slowly:

'I'll admit that it did seem a trifle odd to me that she should

be here - well, this particular weekend.'

Lord Mayfield nodded.

'Whre the carcass is, there are the vultures gathered

together. We've got a very del'mite carcass, and Mrs Vanderlyn

might be described as Vulture No. 1.'

The Air Marshal said abruptly:

'Know anything about this Vanderlyn woman?'

Lord Mayfield clipped off the end of a cigar, lit it with

precision and, throwing his head back, dropped out his words

with careful deliberation.

'What do I know about Mrs Vanderlyn? I know that she's an

American subject. I know that she's had three husbands, one

Italian, one German and one Russian, and that in consequence

she has made useful what I think are called "contacts" in three

countries. I know that she manages to buy very expensive

clothes and live in a very luxurious manner, and that there is

some slight uncertainty as to where the income comes from

which permits her to do so.'

With a grin, Sir George Cardngton murmured:

'Your spies have not been inactive, Charles, I see.'

'I know,' Lord Mayfield continuecl, 'that in addition to

having a seductive type of beauty, Mrs ¥anderlyn is also a very

good listener, and that she can display a fascinating interest in

what we call "shop". That is to say, a man can tell her all about

his job and feel that he is being intensely interesting to the lady!

Sundry young officers have gone a little too far in their zeal to

be interesting, and their careers have suffered in consequence.

They have told Mrs Vanderlyn a little rnore than they should

have done. Nearly all the lady's friends are in the Services - but

last winter she was hunting in a certain county near one of our

largest armament firms, and she formed various friendships

not at all sporting in character. Tm put it briefly, Mrs

Vanderlyn is a very useful person to...' 2I-Ie described a circle in

the air with his cigar. 'Perhaps we had ietter not say to whom!

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We will just say to a European power - and perhaps to more

than one European power.'

Carrington drew a deep breath.

'You take a great load off my mind, Charles.'

'You thought I had fallen for the siren? My dear George!

Mrs Vanderlyn is just a little too obvious in her methods for a

wary old bird like me. Besides, she is, as they say, not quite so

young as she once was. Your young squadron leaders wouldn't

notice that. But I am fifty-six, my boy. In another four years I

shall probably be a nasty old man continually haunting the

society of unwilling debutantes.'

'I was a fool,' said Carrington apologetically, 'but it seemed

a bit odd '

'It seemed to you odd that she should be here, in a somewhat

intimate family party just at the moment when you and I were

to hold an unofficial conference over a discovery that will

probably revolutionize the whole problem of air defence?'

Sir George Carrington nodded.

Lord Mayfield said, smiling:

'That's exactly it. That's the bait.'

'The bait?'

'You see, George, to use the language of the movies, we've

nothing actually "on" the woman. And we want something!

She's got away with rather more than she should in the past.

But she's been careful - damnably careful. We know what she's

been up to, but we've got no definite proof of it. We've got to

tempt her with something big.'

'Something big being the specification of the new bomber?'

'Exactly. It's got to be something big enough to induce her

to take a risk - to come out into the open. And then - we've got her!'

Sir George grunted.

'Oh, well,' he said. 'I dare say it's all right. But suppose she

won't take the risk?'

'That would be a pity,' said Lord Mayfield. Then he added:

'But I think she will...'

He rose.

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'Shall we join the ladies in the drawing-room? We mustn't

deprive your wife of her bridge.'

Sir George grunted:

'Julia's a damned sight too fond of her bridge. Drops a

packet over it. She can't afford to play as high as she does, and

I've told her so. The trouble is, Julia's a born gambler.'

Coming round the table to join his host, he said:

'Well, I hope your plan comes off, Charles.'

CHAPTER 2

In the drawing-room conversation had flagged more than

once. Mrs Vanderlyn was usually at a disadvantage when left

alone with members of her own sex. That channing sympa-thetic

manner of hers, so much appreciated by members of the

male sex, did not for some reason or other commend itself to

women. Lady Julia was a woman whose manners were either

very good or very bad. On this occasion she disliked Mrs

Vanderlyn, and was bored by Mrs Macatta, and made no secret

of her feelings. Conversation languished, and might have

ceased altogether but for the latter.

Mrs Macatta was a woman of great earnestness of purpose.

Mrs Vanderlyn she dismissed immediately as a useless and

parasitic type. Lady Julia she tried to interest in a forthcoming

charity entertainment which she was organizing. Lady Julia

answered vaguely, stifled a yawn or two and retired into her

own inner preoccupation. Why didn't Charles and George

come? How tiresome men were. Her comments became even

more perfunctory as she became absorbed in her (;wn thoughts

and worries.

The three women were sitting in silence when the men

finally entered the room.

Lord Mayfield thought to himself:

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'Julia looks ill tonight. What a mass of nerves the woman is.'

Aloud he said:

'What about a rubber - eh?'

Lady Julia brightened at once. Bridge was as the breath of

life to her.

Reggie Carrington entered the room at that minute, and a

four was arranged. Lady Julia, Mrs Vanderlyn, Sir George and

young Reggie sat down to the card-table. Lord Mayfield

devoted himself to the task of entertaining Mrs Macatta.

When two rubbers had been played, Sir George looked

ostentatiously at the clock on the mantelpiece.

'Hardly worth while beginning another,' he remarked.

His wife looked annoyed.

'It's only a quarter to eleven. A short one.'

'They never are, my dear,' said Sir George good

temperedly.

'Anyway, Charles and I have some work to do.'

Mrs Vanderlyn murmured:

'How important that sounds! I suppose you clever men who

are at the top of things never get a real rest.'

'No forty-eight hour week for us,' said Sir George.

Mrs Vanderlyn murmured:

'You know, I feel rather ashamed of myself as a raw

American, but I do get so thrilled at meeting people who

control the destinies of a country. I expect that seems a very

crude point of view to you, Sir George.'

'My dear Mrs Vanderlyn, I should never think of you as

"crude" or "raw." '

He smiled into her eyes. There was, perhaps, a hint of irony

in the voice which she did not miss. Adroifiy she turned to

Reggie, smiling sweetly into his eyes.

'I'm sorry we're not continuing our partnership. That was a

frightfully clever four no-trump call of yours.'

Flushed and pleased, Reggie mumbled:

'Bit of a fluke that it came off.'

'Oh, no, it was really a clever bit of deduction on your part.

You'd deduced from the bidding exactly where the cards must

be, and you played accordingly. I thought it was brilliant.'

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Lady Julia rose abruptly.

'The woman lays it on with a palette-knife,' she thought

disgustedly.

Then her eyes softened as they rested on her son. He

believed it all. How pathetically young and pleased he looked.

How incredibly niive he was. No wonder he got into scrapes.

He was too trusting. The truth of it was he had too sweet a

nature. George didn't tmderstand him in the least. Men were

so unsympathetic in their judgments. They forgot that they

had even been young themselves. George was much too harsh

with Reggie.

Mrs Macatta had risen. Goodnights were said.

The three women went out of the room. Lord Mayfield

helped himself to a drink after giving one to Sir George, then

he looked up as Mr Carlile appeared at the door.

'Get out the fries and all the papers, will you, Catlile?

Including the plans and the prints. The Air Marshal and I will

be along shortly. We'll just take a turn outside first, eh,

George? It's stopped raining.'

Mr Carlile, turning to depart, murmured an apology as he

almost collided with Mrs Vanderlyn.

She drifted towards them, murmuring:

'My book, I was reading it before dinner.'

Reggie sprang for'ward and held up a book.

'Is this it? On the sofa?'

'Oh, yes. Thank You so much.'

She smiled sweetly, said goodnight again andwent out of the

room.

Sir George had olaened one of the french windows.

'Beautiful night now,' he announced. 'Good idea of yours to

take a turn.'

Reggie said:

'Well, goodnight, sir. I'll be toddling off to bed.'

'Goodnight, my boy,' said Lord Mayfield.

Reggie picked uD a detective story which he had begun

earlier in the evening and left the room.

Lord Mayfield anl Sir George stepped out upon the terrace.

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It was a beautiful night, with a clear sky studded with stars.

Sir George drew a deep breath.

'Phew, that woman uses a lot of scent,' he remarked.

Lord Mayfield laughed.

'Anyway, it's not cheap scent. One of the most expensive

brands on the market, I should say.'

Sir George gave a grimace.

'I suppose one should be thankful for that.'

'You should, indeed. I think a woman smothered in cheap

scent is one of the greatest abominations known to manldnd.'

Sir George glanced up at the sky.

'Extraordinary the way it's cleared. I heard the rain beating

down when we were at dinner.'

The two men strolled gently along the terrace.

The terrace ran the whole length of the house. Below it the

ground sloped gently away, permitting a magnificent view over

the Sussex weald.

Sir George lit a cigar.

'About this metal alloy -' he began.

The talk became technical.

As they approached the far end of the terrace for the fifth

time, Lord Mayfield said with a sigh:

'Oh, well, I suppose we'd better get down to it.'

'Yes, good bit of work to get through.'

The two men turned, and Lord Mayfield uttered a surprised

ejaculation.

'Hallo! See that?'

'See what?' asked Sir George.

'Thought I saw someone slip across the terrace from my

study window.'

'Nonsense, old boy. I didn't see anything.'

'Well, I did - or I thought I did.'

'Your eyes are playing nicks on you. I was looking straight

down the terrace, and I'd have seen anything there was to be

seen. There's precious little I don't see - even if I do have to

hold a newspaper at arm's length.'

Lord Mayfield chuckled.

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'I can put one over on you there, George. I read easily

without glasses.'

'But you can't always distinguish the fellow on the other side

of the House. Or is that eyeglass of yours sheer intimidation?'

Laughing, the two men entered Lord Mayfield's study, the

french window of which was open.

Mr Carlile was busy arranging some papers in a file by the

safe.

He looked up as they entered.

'Ha, Carlile, everything ready?'

'Yes, Lord Mayfield, all the papers are on your desk.'

The desk in question was a big important-looking wfiting-table

of mahogany set across a corner by the window. Lord

Mayfield went over to it, and began sorting through the various

documents laid out.

'Lovely night now,' said Sir George.

Mr Carlile agreed.

'Yes, indeed. Remarkable the way it's cleared up after the

rain.'

Putting away his f'fle, Mr Carlile asked:

'Will you want me any more tonight, Lord Mayfield?'

'No, I don't think so, Carlile. I'll put all these away myself.

We shall probably be late. You'd better mm in.'

'Thank you. Goodnight, Lord Mayfield. Goodnight, Sir

George.'

'Goodnight, Carlile.'

As the secretary was about to leave the room, Lord Mayfield

said sharply:

'Just a minute, Carlile. You've forgotten the most important

of the lot.'

'I beg your pardon, Lord Mayfield.'

'The actual plans of the bomber, man.'

The secretary stared.

'They're fight on the top, sir.' 'They're nothing of the sort.'

'But I've just put them there.'

'Look for yourself, man.'

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With a bewildered expression, the young man came forward

and joined Lord Mayfield at the desk.

Somewhat impatiently the Minister indicated the pile of

papers. Carlile sorted through them, his expression of bewil-derment

growing.

'You see, they're not there.'

The secretary stammered:

'But - but it's incredible. I laid them there not three minutes

ago.'

Lord Mayfield said good-humouredly:

'You must have made a mistake, they must be still in the

safe.'

'I don't see how - I know I put them there?

Lord Mayfield brushed past him to the open safe. Sir

George joined them. A very few minutes sufficed to show that

the plans of the bomber were not there.

Dazed and unbelieving, the three men returned to the desk

and once more turned over the papers.

'My God!' said Mayfield. 'They're gone!'

Mr Carlile cried:

'But it's impossible!'

'Who's been in this room?' snapped out the Minister.

'No one. No one at all.'

'Look here, Carlile, those plans haven't vanished into thin

air. Someone has taken them. Has Mrs Vanderlyn been in

here?'

'Mrs Vanderlyn? Oh, no, sir.'

'I'll back that,' said Carrington. He sniffed the air! 'You'd

soon smell if she had. That scent of hers.'

'Nobody has been in here,' insisted Carlile. 'I can't under-stand

it.'

'Look here, Carlile,' said Lord Mayfield. 'Pull yourself

together. We've got to get to the bottom of this. You're

absolutely sure the plans were in the safe?'

'Absolutely.'

'You actually saw them? You didn't just assume they were

among the others?'

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'No, no, Lord Mayfield. I saw them. I put them on top of the

others on the desk.'

'And since then, you say, nobody has been in the room. Have

you been out of the room?'

'No - at least - yes.'

'Ah!' cried Sir George. 'Now we're getting at it!'

Lord Mayfield said sharply:

'What on earth -' when Carlile interrupted.

'In the normal course of events, Lord Mayfield, I should

not, of course, have dreamt of leaving the room when

important papers were lying about, but hearing a woman

scream '

'A woman scream?' ejaculated Lord Mayfield in a surprised

voice.

'Yes, Lord Mayfield. It startled me more than I can say. I

was just laying the papers on the desk when I heard it, and

naturally I ran out into the hall.'

'Who screamed?'

'Mrs Vanderlyn's French maid. She was standing halfway

up the stairs, looking very white and upset and shaking all over.

She said she had seen a ghost.'

'Seen a ghost?'

'Yes, a tall woman dressed all in white who moved without

a sound and floated in the air.'

'What a ridiculous story!'

'Yes, Lord Mayfield, that is what I told her. I must say she

seemed rather ashamed of herself. She went off upstairs and I

came back in here.'

'How long ago was this?'

'Just a minute or two before you and Sir George came in.'

'And you were out of the room - how long?'

The secretary considered.

'Two minutes - at the most three.'

'Long enough,' groaned Lord Mayfield. Suddenly he

clutched his friend's arm.

'George, that shadow I saw - slinking away from this

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window. That was it! As soon as Carlile left the room, he

nipped in, seized the plans and made off.'

'Dirty work,' said Sir George.

Then he seized his friend by the arm.

'Look here, Charles, this is the devil of a business. What the

hell are we going to do about it?'

CHAPTER3

'At any rate give it a trial, Charles.'

It was half an hour later. The two men were in Lord

Mayfield's study, and Sir George had been expending a

considerable amount of persuasion to induce his friend to adopt

a certain course.

Lord Mayfield, at first most unwilling, was gradually

becoming less averse to the idea.

Sir George went on:

'Don't be so damned pig-headed, Charles.'

Lord Mayfield said slowly:

'Why drag in a wretched foreigner we know nothing about?'

'But I happen to know a lot about him. The man's a marvel.'

'Humph.'

'Look here, Charles. It's a chance! Discretion is the essence

of this business. If it leaks out '

'When it leaks out is what you mean!'

'Not necessarily. This man, Hercule Poirot '

'Will come down here and produce the plans like a conjurer

taking rabbits out of his hat, I suppose?'

'He'll get at the truth. And the truth is what we want. Look

here, Charles, I take all responsibility on myself.'

Lord Mayfield said slowly:

'Oh, well, have it your own way, but I don't see what the

fellow can do...'

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Sir George picked up the phone.

'I'm going to get through to him - now.'

'He'll be in bed.'

'He can get up. Dash it all, Charles, you can't let that woman

get away with it.'

'Mrs Vandcrlyn, you mean?'

'Yes. You don't doubt, do you, that she's at the bottom of

this?'

'No, I don't. She's turned the tables on me with a vengeance.

I don't like admitting, George, that a woman's been too clever

for us. It goes against the grain. But it's true. We shan't be able

to prove anything against her, and yet we both know that she's

been the prime mover in the affair.'

'Women are the devil,' said Carrington with feeling.

'Nothing to connect her with it, damn it all! We may believe

that she put the girl up to that screaming trick, and that the man

lurking outside was her accomplice, but the devil of it is we

can't prove it.'

'Perhaps Hercule Poirot can.'

Suddenly Lord Mayfield laughed.

'By the Lord, George, I thought you were too much of an old

John Bull to put your trust in a Frenchman, however clever.'

'He's not even a Frenchman, he's a Belgian,' said Sir George

in a rather shamefaced manner.

'Well, have your Belgian down. Let him try his wits on this

business. I'll bet he can't make more of it than we can.'

Without replying, Sir George stretched a hand to the telephone.

CHAPTER 4

Blinking a little, Hercule Poirot turned his head from one man

to the other. Very delicately he smothered a yawn.

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It was half-past two in the morning. He had been roused

from sleep and rushed down through the darkness in a big

Rolls Royce. Now he had just f'mished hearing what the two

men had to tell him.

'Those are the facts, M. Poirot,' said Lord Mayfield.

He leaned back in his chair, and slowly f'med his monocle in

one eye. Through it a shrewd, pale-blue eye watched Poirot

attentively. Besides being shrewd the eye was def'mitely

sceptical. Poirot cast a swift glance at Sir George Carrington.

That gentleman was leaning forward with an expression of

almost childlike hopefulness on his face.

Poirot said slowly:

'I have the facts, yes. The maid screams, the secretary goes

out, the nameless watcher comes in, the plans are there on top

of the desk, he snatches them up and goes. The facts - they are

all very convenient.'

Something in the way he uttered the last phrase seemed to

attract Lord Mayfield's attention. He sat up a little straighter,

his monocle dropped. It was as though a new alertness came to

him.

'I beg your pardon, M. Poirot?'

'I said, Lord Mayfield, that the facts were all very conve-nient

- for the thief. By the way, you are sure it was a man you

saw?'

Lord Mayfield shook his head.

'That I couldn't say. It was just a - shadow. In fact, I was

almost doubtful if I had seen anyone.'

Poirot transferred his gaze to the Air Marshal.

'And you, Sir George? Could you say if it was a man or a

woman?'

'I didn't see anyone myself.'

Poirot nodded thoughtfully. Then he skipped suddenly to

his feet and went over to the writing-table.

'I can assure you that the plans are not there,' said Lord

Mayfield. 'We have all three been through those papers half a

dozen times.'

'All three? You mean, your secretary also?'

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'Yes, Carlile.'

Poirot turned suddenly.

'Tell me, Lord Mayfield, which paper was on top when you

went over to the desk?'

Mayfield frowned a little in the effort of remembrance.

'Let me see - yes, it was a rough memorandum of some sort

of our air defence positions.'

Deftly, Poirot nipped out a paper and brought it over.

'Is this the one, Lord Mayfield?'

Lord Mayfield took it and glanced over it.

'Yes, that's the one.'

Poirot took it over to Carrington.

'Did you notice this paper on the desk?'

Sir George took it, held it away from him, then slipped on his

pincenez.

'Yes, that's right. I looked through them too, with Carlile

and Mayfield. This was on top.'

Poirot nodded thoughtfully. He replaced the paper on the

desk. Mayfield looked at him in a slightly puzzled manner.

'If there are any other questions -' he began.

'But yes, certainly there is a question. Carlile. Carlile is the

question!'

Lord Mayfield's colour rose a little.

'Carlile, M. Poirot, is quite above suspicion! He has been my

confidential secretary for nine years. He has access to all my

private papers, and I may point out to you that he could have

made a copy of the plans and a tracing of the spedfications

quite easily without anyone being the wiser.'

'I appreciate your point,' said Poirot. 'If he had been guilty

there would be no need for him to stage a clumsy robbery.'

'In any case,' said Lord Mayfield, 'I am sure of Carlile. I will

guarantee him.'

'Carlile,' said Carrington gruffly, 'is all right.'

Poirot spread out his hands gracefully.

'And this Mrs Vanderlyn - she is all wrong?'

'She's a wrong 'un all right,' said Sir George.

Lord Mayfield said in more measured tones:

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'I think, M. Poirot, that there can be no doubt of Mrs

Vanderlyn's - well - activities. The Foreign Office can give you

more precious data as to that.'

'And the maid, you take it, is in with her mistress?'

'Not a doubt of it,' said Sir George.

'It seems to me a plausible assumption,' said Lord Mayfield

more cautiously.

There was a pause. Poirot sighed, and absent-mindedly rearranged

one or two articles on a table at his right hand. Then he said:

'I take it that these papers represented money? That is, the

stolen papers would be definitely worth a large sum in cash.'

'If presented in a certain quarter - yes.'

'Such as?'

Sir George mentioned the names of two European powers.

Poirot nodded.

'That fact would be known to anyone, I take it?'

'Mrs Vanderlyn would know it all right.'

'I said to anyone?' 'I suppose so, yes.'

'Anyone with a minimum of intelligence would appreciate

the Cash value of the plans?'

'Yes, but M. Poirot -' Lord Mayfield was looking rather

uncomfortable.'

Poirot held up a hand.

'I do what you call explore all the avenues.'

Suddenly he rose again, stepped nimbly out of the window

and with a flashlight examined the edge of the grass at the

farther side of the terrace.

The two men watched him.

He came in again, sat down and said:

'Tell me, Lord Mayfield, this malefactor, this skulker in the

shadows, you do not have him pursued?'

Lord Mayfield shrugged his shoulders.

'At the bottom of the garden he could make his way out to a

main road. If he had a car waiting there, he would soon be out

of reach '

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'But there are the police - the A.A. scouts '

Sir George interrupted.

'You forget, M. Poirot. We cannot risk publicity. If it were to

get out that these plans had been stolen, the result would be

extremely unfavourable to the Party.'

'Ah, yes,' said Poirot. 'One must remember La Politique. The great discretion must be observed. You send instead for

me. Ah well, perhaps it is simpler.'

'You are hopeful of success, M. Poirot?' Lord Mayfield

sounded a trifle incredulous.

The little man shrugged his shoulders.

'Why not? One has only to reason - to reflect.'

He paused a moment and then said:

'I would like now to speak to Mr Carlile.'

'Certainly.' Lord Mayfield rose. 'I asked him to wait up. He

will be somewhere at hand.'

He went out of the room.

Poirot looked at Sir George.

'Eh bien,' he said. 'What about this man on the terrace?'

'My dear M. Poirot. Don't ask me! I didn't see him, and I

can't describe him.'

Poirot leaned forward.

'So you have already said. But it is a little different from that

is it not?'

'what d'you mean?' asked Sir George abruptly.

'How shall I say it? Your disbelief, it is more profomaxt.'

Sir George started to speak, then stopped.

'But yes,' said Poirot encouragingly. 'Tell me. You are both

at the end of the terrace. Lord Mayfield sees a shadow slip from

the window and across the grass. Why do you not see that

shadow?'

Carrington stared at him.

'You've hit it, M. Poirot. I've been worrying about that ever

since. You see, I'd swear that no one did leave this window. I

though Mayfield had imagined it - branch of a tree waving something

of that kind. And then when we came in here and

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found there had been a robbery, it seemed as though Mayfield

must have been right and I'd been wrong. And yet -'

Poirot smiled.

'And yet you still in your heart of hearts believe in the

evidence (the negative evidence) of your own eyes?'

'You're right, M. Poirot, I do.'

Poirot gave a sudden smile.

'How wise you are.'

Sir George said sharply:

'There were no footprints on the grass edge?'

Poirot nodded.

'Exactly. Lord Mayfield, he fancies he sees a shadow. Then

there comes the robbery and he is sure - but sure! It is no

longer a fancy - he actually saw the man. But that is not so. Me,

I do not concern myself much with footprints and such things

but for what it is worth we have that negative evidence. There

were no footprints on the grass. It had rained heavily this

evening. If a man had crossed the terrace to the grass this

evening his footprints would have shown.'

Sir George said, staring: 'But then - but then '

'It brings us back to the house. To the people in the house.'

He broke off as the door opened and Lord Maytield entered

with Mr Carlile.

Though still looking very pale and worried, the secretary had

regained a certain composure of manner. Adjusting his pincenez

he sat down and looked at Poirot inquiringly.

'How long had you been in this room when you heard the

scream, monsieur?'

Carlile considered.

'Between five and' ten minutes, I should say.'

'And before that there had been no disturbance of any kind?'

'No.'

'I understand that the house-party had been in one room for

the greater part of the evening.'

'Yes, the drawing-room.'

Poirot consulted his notebook.

'Sir George Carrington and his wife. Mrs Macatta. Mrs

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Vandedyn. Mr Reggie Carrington. Lord Mayfield and your-self.

Is that right?'

'I myself was not in the drawing-room. I was working here

the greater part of the evening.'

Poirot turned to Lord Mayfield.

'Who went up to bed first?'

'Lady Julia Carrington, I think. As a matter of fact, the three

ladies went out together.'

'And then?'

'Mr Carlile came in and I told him to get out the papers as

Sir George and I would be along in a minute.'

'It was then that you decided to take a turn on the terrace?'

'It was.'

'Was anything said in Mrs Vanderlyn's hearing as to your

working in the study?'

'The matter was mentioned, yes.'

'But she was not in the room when you irtstnacted Mr Carlile

to get out the papers?'

'No.'

'Excuse me, Lord Mayfield,' said Carlile. 'Just after you had

said that, I collided with her in the doorway. She had come

back for a book.'

'So you think she might have overheard?'

'I think it quite possible, yes.'

'She came back for a book,' mused Poirot, 'IDid you fred her

her book, Lord Mayfield?'

'Yes, Reggie gave it to her.'

'Ah, yes, it is what you call the old gasp - no,, pardon, the old

wheeze - that - to come back for a book. It is; often useful!'

'You think it was deliberate?'

Poirot shrugged his shoulders.

'And after that, you two gentlemen [go outr on the terrace.

And Mrs Vandedyn?'

'She went off with her book.'

'And the young M. Reggie. He went to bectt also?'

'Yes.'

'And Mr Carlile he comes here and smraetirme between five

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and ten minutes later he heard a scream. Continue, M. Carlile.

you heard a scream and you went out into the hall. Ah, perhaps

it would be simplest if you reproduced exactly your actions.'

Mr Carlile got up a little awkwardly.

'Here I scream,' said Poirot helpfully. He opened his mouth

and emitted a shrill bleat. Lord Mayfield turn his head away to

hide a smile and Mr Carlile looked extremely uncomfortable.

'Allez! Forward! March!' cried Poirot. 'It is your cue that I

give you there.'

Mr Carlile walked stiffly to the door, opened it and went out.

Poirot followed him. The other two came behind.

'The door, did you close it after you or leave it open?'

'I can't really remember. I think I must have left it open.'

'No matter. Proceed.'

Still with extreme stiffness, ,Mr Carlile walked to the bottom

of the staircase and stood there looking up.

Poirot said:

'The maid, you say, was on the stairs. Whereabouts?'

'About half-way up.'

'And she,was looking upset.'

'Definitely so.'

'Eh bien, me, I am the maid.' Poirot ran nimbly up the stairs.

'About here?'

'A step or two higher.'

'Like this?'

Poirot struck an attitude.

'Well - er - not quite like that.'

'How then?'

'Well, she had her hands to her head.'

'Ah, her hands to her lead. That is very interesting. Like

this?' Poirot raised his arms, his hands rested on his head just

above each ear.

'Yes that's it.'

'Aha! And tell me, M. Carlile, she was a pretty girl - yes?'

'Really, I didn't notice.'

Carlile's voice was repressive.

'Aha, you did not notice? But you are a young man. Does not

a young man notice when a girl is pretty?'

'Really, M. Poirot, I can only repeat that I did not do so.)

Carlile cast an agonized glance at his employer. Sir Georg

Carrington gave a sudden chuckle.

'M. Poirot seems determined to make you out a gay dog

Carlile,' he remarked.

The, I always notice when a girl is pretty,' announced Poiro

as he descended the stairs.

The silence with which Mr Carlile greeted this remark wa,

somewhat pointed. Poirot went on:

'And it was then she told this tale of having seen a ghost?'

'Yes.'

'Did you believe the story?'

'Well, hardly, M. Poirot?

'I do not mean, do you believe in ghosts. I mean, did it strike

you that the girl herself really thought she had seen

something?'

'Oh, as to that, I couldn't say. She was certainly breathing

fast and seemed upset.'

'You did not see or hear anything of her mistress?'

'Yes, as a matter of fact I did. She came out of her room in

the gallery above and called, "Leonie."'

'And then?'

'The girl ran up to her and I went back to the study.'

'Whilst you were standing at the foot of tile stairs here, could

anyone have entered the study by the door you had left open?'

Carlile shook his head.

'Not without passing me. The study door is at the end of the

passage, as you see.'

Poirot nodded thoughtfully. Mr Carlile went on in his

careful, precise voice.

'I may say that I am very thankful that Lorel Mayfield

actually saw the thief leaving the window. Otherwise I myself

should be in a very unpleasant position.'

'Nonsense, my dear Carlile,' broke in Lord Mayfield

impatiently. 'No suspicion could possibly attach to you.'

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'It is very kind of you to say so, Lord Mayfield, but facts are

facts, and I can quite see that it looks badly for me. In any case

I hope that my belongings and myself may be searched.'

'Nonsense, my dear fellow,' said Mayfield.

Poirot murmured:

'You are serious in wishing that?'

'I should infinitely prefer it.'

Poirot looked at him thoughtfully for a minute or two and

murmured, 'I see.'

Then he asked:

'Where is Mrs Vandedyn's room situated in regard to the

study?'

'It is directly over it.'

'With a window looking out over the terrace?'

'Yes.'

Again Poirot nodded. Then he said:

'Let us go to the drawing-room.'

Here he wandered round the room, examined the fastenings

of the windows, glanced at the scorers on the bridge table and

then finally addressed Lord Mayfield.

'This affair,' he said, 'is more complicated than it appears.

But one thing is quite certain. The stolen plans have not left

this house.'

Lord Mayfield stared at him.

'But, my dear M. Poirot, the man I saw leaving the study-'

There was no man.

'But I saw him -'

q With the greatest respect, Lord Myfield, you imagined

iou saw him. The shadow cast by the branch of a tree deceived

you. The fact that a robbery occurred naturally seemed a proof

that what you had imagined was true.'

'Really, M. Poirot, the evidence of my own eyes '

'Back my eyes against yours any day, old boy,' put in Sir

i

orge.

::(! You must permit me, Lord Mayfield, to be very definite on

,;,-t point. No one crossed the terrace to the grass.

: Looking very pale and speaking stiffly, Mr Carlile said:

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'In that case, if M. Poirot is correct, suspicion autoz 'i, 41y

attaches itself to me. I am the only person who could

have committed the robbery.'

' tly

Lord Mayfield sprang up.

'Nonsense. Whatever M. Poirot thinks about it, I don't

agree with him. I am convinced of your innocence, r%, ,tear

Carlile. In fact, I'm willing to guarantee it.'

Poirot murmured mildly:

'But I have not said that I suspect M. Carlile.'

Carlile answered:

'No, but you've made it perfectly clear that no one else had

a chance to commit the robbery.'

'Du tout[ Du tout['

'But I have told you nobody passed me in the hall to get to

the study door.'

'I agree. But someone might have come in through the study

window.'

'But that is just what you said did not happen?'

'I said that no one from outside could have come and left

without leaving marks on the grass. But it could have been

managed from inside the house. Someone could have gone

from his room by one of these windows, slipped along the

terrace, in at the study window, and back again in here.'

Mr Carlile objected:

'But Lord Mayfield and Sir George Carriugton were on

terrace.'

'They were on the terrace, yes, but they were en promenade:,

Sir George Carrington's eyes may be of the most reliable'

Poirot made a little bow - 'but he does not keep them in the

back of his head! The study window is at the extreme left of tbs:

terrace, the windows of this room come next, but the terrace

continues to the right past one, two, three, perhaps foul'

rooms?'

'Dining-room, billiard-room, morning room and library,'

said Lord Mayfield.

',And you walked up and down the terrace, how many times?'

At least five or sin.

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'You see, it ia easy enough, the thief has only to watch for the

right moment!'

Carlile said slowly:

'You mean that when I was in the hall, talking to the French

girl, the thief was waiting in the drawing-room?'

'That is my suggestion. It is, of course, only a suggestion.'

'It doesn't sound very probable to me,' said Lord Mayfield.

'Too risky.'

The Air Marshall demurred.

'I don't agree with you, Charles. It's perfectly possible.

Wonder I hadn't the wits to think of it for myself.'

'So you see,' said Poirot, 'why I believe that the plans are still

in the house. The problem now is to fred them?

Sir George snorted.

'That's simple enough. Search everybody.'

Lord Mayfield made a movement of dissent, but Poirot

spoke before he could.

'No, no, it is not so simple as that. The person who took

those plans will anticipate that a search will be made and will

make quite sure that they are not found amongst his or her

belongings. They will have been hidden in neutral ground.'

'Do you suggest that we've got to go playing hide and seek all

over the bally house?'

Poirot smiled.

'No, no, we need not be so crude as that. We can arrive at the

hiding-place (or alternatively at the identify of the guilty

person) by reflection. That will simplify matters. In the

morning I would like an interview with every person in the

house. It would, I think, be unwise to seek those interviews

now.'

Lord Mayfield nodded.

'Cause too much comment,' he said, 'if we dragged everybody

out of their beds at three in the morning. In any case you'll

have to proceed with a good deal of camouflage, M. Poirot.

This matter has got to be kept dark.'

Poirot waved an airy hand.

'Leave it to Hercule Poirot. The lies I invent are always most

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delicate anq most convincing. Tomorrow, then, I conduct rn

investigatio

· . . ess. But tonight, I should like to begin b lntervlewtnb. , e;,

, yuu, o, George and you, Lord Mayfield.'

He bowett to them both.

'You mean - alone?'

'That wa my meaning.'

,L, ord Mabffield raised his eyes slightly, then he said:

Certainly. I'll leave you alone with Sir George. When you want me, Yu'll find me in my study. Come, Carlile.'

He and the secretary went out, shutting the door behind

them.

Sir George sat down, reaching mechanically for a cigarette.

He turned a puzzled face to Poirot.

'You knoN,, he said slowly. 'I don't quite get this.'

'That is V%y simply explained,' said Poirot with a smile.

two words, to be accurate. Mrs Vanderlyn!'

'Oh,' said Carrington. 'I think I see. Mrs Vanderlyn?'

'Precisely, It might be, you see, that it would not be ver'

delicate to ak Lord Mayfield the question I want to ask. W

Mrs Vanderlyn? This lady, she is known to be a suspicious

character. Why, then, should she be here? I say to myself there

are three explanations. One, that Lord Mayfield has a penchan

for the lady (Mad that is why I seek to talk to you alone. I do not

wish to embtrrass him). Two, that Mrs Vanderlyn is perhaps

the dear friend of someone else in the house?'

'You can %unt me out!' said Sir George with a grin.

'Then, if reither of those cases is true, the question returns

in redoubled l?orce. Why Mrs Vanderlyn? And it seems to me I

perceive a sh.dowy answer. There was a reason. Her presence

at this parttular juncture was definitely desired by Lord

Mayfield for a special reason. Am I right?'

Sir Georg nodded.

foYou're quite right,' he said. 'Mayfield is too old a bird to

r her wiles. He wanted her here for quite another reason. It

was like this.

He retaileq the conversation that had taken place at the

dinner-table. Poirot listened attentively.

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'Ah,' he said. 'I comprehend now. Nevertheless, it seems

that the lady has turned the tables on you both rather neatly?

Sir George swore freely.

Poirot watched him with some slight amusement, then he

said:

'You do not doubt that this theft is her doing - I mean, that

she is responsible for it, whether or no she played an active

part?'

Sir George stared.

'Of course not! There isn't any doubt of that. Why, who else

would have any interest in stealing those plans?'

'Ah!' said Hercule Poirot. He leaned back and looked at the

ceiling. 'And yet, Sir George, we agreed, not a quarter of an

hour ago, that these papers represented very definitely money.

Not perhaps, in quite so obvious a form as banknotes, or gold,

or jewellery, but nevertheless they were potential money. If

there were anyone here who was hard up '

The other 'interrupted him with a snort.

'Who isn't these days? I suppose I can say it without

incriminating myself.'

He smiled and Poirot smiled pofitely back at him and

murmured:

'Mais oui, you can say what you like, for you, Sir George,

have the one unimpeachable alibi in this affair.'

'But I'm danmed hard up myselfl.'

Poirot shook his head sadly.

'Yes, indeed, a man in your position has heavy living

expenses. Then you have a young son at a most expensive age '

Sir George groaned.

'Education's bad enough, then debts on top of it. Mind you,

this lad's not a bad lad.'

Poirot listened sympathetically. He heard a lot of the Air

Marshal's accumulated grievances. The lack of grit and

stamina in the younger generation, the fantastic way in which

mothers spoilt their children and always took their side, the

curse of gambling once it got hold of a woman, the folly of

playing for higher stakes than you could afford. It was couched

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in general terms, Sir George did not allude directly to either his

wife or his son, but his natural transparency made his

generalizations very easy to see through.

He broke off suddenly.

'Sorry, mustn't take up your time with something that's

right off the subject, especially at this hour of the night - or

rather, morning.'

He stifled a yawn.

'I suggest, Sir George, that you should go to bed. You have

been most kind and helpful.'

'Right, think I will mm in. You really think there is a chance

of gettirsg the plans back?'

Poirot shrugged his shoulders.

'I mean to try. I do not see why not.'

'Well, I'll be off. Goodight.'

He left the room.

Poirot remained in his chair staring thoughtfully at the

ce'fling, then he took out a LITTLE notebook and turning to a clean

page, he wrote:

Mrs Vanderlyn?

Lady Julia Carfington?

/vlrs Macatta?

Reggie Carrington?

Mr Carlile?

Underneath he wrote:

Mrs

Vanderlyn and Mr Reggie Carrington?

Mrs

Vandefiyn and Lady Julia?

Mrs

Vanderlyn and Mr Carlile?

He shcok his head in a dissatisfied manner, murmuring:

'C'est Mus simple que fa.'

Then he added a few short sentences.

Did Lord Mayfield see a 'shadow'? If not, why did he say he

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did? Did Sir George see anything? He was positive he had seez

nothing AFTER I examined flower-bed. Note: Lord Mayfield

near-sighted can read without glasses but has to use a monocle tt

look across a room. Sir George is long-sighted. Therefore, from

far end of the terrace, his sight is more to be depended upon thaz,

::Lord Mayfield' s. Yet Lord Mayfield is very positive that he DID

il see something and is quite unshaken by his friend's denial.

: i, Can anyone be quite as above suspicion as Mr Carlile appears tt

be? Lord Mayfield is very emphatic as to his innocence. Too muci.

so. lYhy? Because he secretly suspects ban and is ashamed of h

suspicions? Or because he definitely suspects some other person.;

is to say, some person OTHER than Mrs Vanderlyn?

He put the notebook away.

Then, getting up, he were along to the study.

CHAPTER5

Lord Mayfield was seated at his desk when Poirot entered the

study. He swung round, laid down his pen, and looked up

inquiringly.

'Well, M. Poirot, had your interview with Carrington?'

Poirot smiled and sat down.

'Yes, Lord Mayfield. He cleared up a point that had puzzled

'What was that?'

'The reason for Mrs Vanderlyn's presence here. You

comprehend, I thought it possible -'

Mayfield was quick to realize the cause of Poirot's somewhat

exaggerated embarrassment.

'You thought I had a weakness for the lady? Not at all. Far

from it. Funnily enough, Carrington thought the same.'

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'Yes, he has told me of the conversation he held with x,[

the subject.'

- '

Lord Mayfield looked rather rueful.

cM ·

y little scheme didn't come off. Always annoying t I

to admit that a Woman has got the better of you. '

'Ah, but she has not got the better of you yet, Mayfield.'

·

ou think we may yet win? Well, I'm glad to hear you

so. I'd like to think it was true.'

He sighed.

'I feel I've acted like a complete fool - so pleased with my

stratagem for entrapping the lady.'

Hercule Poirot said, as he lit one of his tiny cigarettes:

'What was your stratagem exactly, Lord Ma3rfield?'

'Well,' Lord Mayfield hesitated. 'I hadn't exactly got down

to details.'

'You didn't discuss it with anyone?'

'No.'

'Not even with Mr Carlile?'

'No.'

Poirot smiled.

'You prefer to play a lone hand, Lord Mayfield.'

'I-have usually found it the best way,' said the other a little

grimly.

'Yes, you are wise. Trust no one. But you d/mention the

matter to Sir George Carrinon'

'Si ' '

- --°- °

reply tecause I realized that the dear fellow was seriously

perturbed about nae.'

Lord Mayfield smiled at the remembrance.

'He is an old friend of yours?'

'Yes. I have known him for over twenty years.'

'And his wife?'

'I have known his wife also, of course.'

'But (pardon me if I am impertinent) you are not on the same

terms of intimacy with her?'

'I don't really see wheat my personal relationships to people

has to do with the matter in hand, M. Poirot.'

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'But I think, Lord Mayfield, that they may have a good deal

to do with it. You agreed, did you not, that my theory of

someone in the drawing-room was a possible one?'

'Yes. In fact, I agree with you that that is what must have

happened.'

'We will not say "must." That is too self-confident a word.

But if that theory of mine is true, who do you think the person

in the drawing-room could have been?'

. 'Obviously Mrs Vanderlyn. She had been back there once

for a book. She could have come back for another book, or a

handbag, or a dropped handkerchief- one of a dozen feminine

excuses. She arranges with her maid to scream and get Carlile

away from the study. Then she slips in and out by the windows

as you said.'

'You forget it could not have been Mrs Vanderlyn. Carlile

heard her call the maid from upstairs while he was talking to the

girl.'

Lord Mayfield bit his lip.

'True. I forgot that.' He looked thoroughly annoyed.

'You see,' said Poirot gently. 'We progress. We have first the

simple explanation of a thief who comes from outs/de and

makes off with the booty. A very convenient theory as I said at

the time, too convenient to be readily accepted. We have

disposed of that. Then we come to the theory of the foreign

agent, Mrs Vanderlyn, and that again seems to fit together

beautifully up to a certain point. But now it looks as though

that, too, was too easy - too convenient - to be accepted.'

'You'd wash Mrs Vanderlyn out of it altogether?'

'It was not Mrs Vanderlyn in the drawing-room. It may have

been an ally of Mrs Vanderlyn's who committed the theft, but

it is just possible that it was committed by another person

altogether. If so, we have to consider the question of motive.'

'Isn't this rather far-fetched, M. Po[rot?'

'I do not think so. Now what motives could there be? There

is the motive of money. The papers may have been stolen with

the object of turning them into cash. That is the simplest

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motive to consider. But the motive might possibly be something

quite different.'

'Such as -'

Poirot said slowly:

'It might have been done definitely with the idea or

damaging someone.'

'Who.>'

'Possibly Mr Carlile. He would be the obvious suspect. Bm

there might be more to it than that. The men who control the

destiny of a country, Lord Mayfield, are particularly vulnera-.

hie to displays of popular feeling.'

'Meaning that the theft was aimed at damaging me?'

Poirot nodded.

'I think I am correct in saying, Lord Mayfield, that about

five years ago you passed through a somewhat trying time. You

were suspected of friendship with a European Power at that

time bitterly unpopular with the electorate of this country.'

'Quite true, M. Poirot.'

'A statesman in these days has a difficult task. He has to

pursue the policy he deems advantageous to his country, but he

has at the same time to recognize the force of popular feeling.

Popular feeling is very often sentimental, muddle-headed, and

eminently unsound, but it cannot be disregarded for all that.'

'How well you express it! That is exactly the curse of a

politician's life He has to bow to the country's feeling, however

dangerous and foolhardy he knows it to be.'

'That was your dilemma, I think. There were rumours that

you had concluded an agreement with the country in question.

This country and the newspapers were up in arms about it.

Fortunately the Prime Minister was able categorically to deny

the story, and you repudiated it, though s611 making no secret

of the way your sympathies lay.'

'All this is quite tree, M. Poirot, but why rake up past

history?'

'Because I consider it possible that an enemy, disappointed

in the way you surmounted that crisis, might endeavour to

stage a further dilemma. You soon regained public confidence.

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Those particular circumstances have passed away, you

now, deservedly, one of the most popular figures in politica

life. You are spoken of freely as the next Prime Minister whe

Mr Hunberly retires.'

'You think this is an attempt to discredit me? Nonsense!' 'Tout de mme, Lord Mayfield, it would not look well if i

were known that the plans of Britain's new bomber had beet

stolen during a weekend when a certain very charming lady ha¢

been your guest. Little hints in the newspapers as to you

relationship with that lady would create a feeling of distrust ix you.'

'Such a thing could not really be taken seriously.'

'My dear Lord Mayfield, you know perfectly well it could!

It takes so little to undermine public confidence in a man.'

'Yes, that's true,' said Lord Mayfield. He looked suddenlj

very worried. 'God! how desperately complicated this busines:

is becoming. Do you really think - but it's impossible impossible.'

'You know of nobody who is - iealous of you?'

'Absurd!'

'At any rate you will admit that my questions about yotn

personal relationships with the members of this house-part

are not totally irrelevant.'

'Oh, perhaps - perhaps. You asked me about Julia Carting-ton.

There's really not very much to say. I've never taken to he

very much, and I don't think she cares for me. She's one of

these restless, nervy women, recklessly extravagant and mad

about cards. She's old-fashioned enough, I think, to despise

me as being a self-made man.'

Poirot said:

'I looked you up in Who's Who before I came down. You

were the head of a famous engineering firm and you are

yourself a first-class engineer.'

'There's certainly nothing I don't know about the practical

side. I've worked my way up from the bottom.'

Lord Mayfield spoke rather grimly.

'Oh la la!' cried Poirot. 'I have been a fool - but a fool!'

3.

The other stared at him.

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Something I did not see be£or··· But it all fits in. Yes - it

in' with beautiful precision.'

him in somewhat astonished

Lord Mayfield looked at

inquiry.

a slight smile P · at shook his head.

But with not now. I m]r'ange my ideas a little more

NO no

clearly.'

He rose.

'Goodnight, Lord MaYel/1' I think I know where those

plallS are.

LOrd Mayfield cried out:

'You know? Then let us gel hold of them at once!'

Poirot shook his head.

'No, no, that would not cio. recipitancy would be fatal. But

leave it all to Hercule Poirot,

He went out of the room. ord Mayfield raised his shoulders

in contempt.

, , o,,, t,

go,, ' hA -at;ttered. Then, putting

away

his

bed.

CHAPTER 6

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Sir

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repeating

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on

the

lines

agreed

upon

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between Lord Mayfield and Hercule Poirot, had a feeling tha

he was not managing it as well as he might have done.

'To send for a queer foreigner like this seems very odd tl

me,' said Reggie. 'What has been taken, Father?'

'I don't know exactly, my boy.'

Reggie got up. He looked rather nervy and on edge this

morlling.

'Nothing - important? No - papers or anything like that?'

'To tell you the truth, Reggie, I can't tell you exactly.'

'Very hush-hush, is it? I see.'

Reggie ran up the stairs, paused for a moment haft-way with

a frown on his face, and then continued his ascent ami tapped

on his mother's door. Her voice bade him enter.

Lady Julia was sitting up in bed, scribbling figures on the

back of an envelope.

'Good morning, darling.' She looked up, then said sharply:

'Reggie, is anything the matter?'

'Nothing much, but it seems there was a burglary last night.'

'A burglary? What was taken?'

'Oh, I don't know. It's all very hush hush. There's some odd

kind of private-inquiry agent downstairs asking everybody

questions.'

'How extraordinary?

'It's rather unpleasant,' said Reggie slowly, 'staying in a

house when that kind of thing happens.'

'What did happen exactly?'

'Don't know. It was some time after we all went to bed. Look

out, Mother, you'll have that tray off.'

He rescued the breakfast-tray and carried it to a table by the

window.

'Was money taken?'

'I tell you I don't know.'

Lady Julia said slowly:

'I suppose this inquiry man is asking everybody questions?'

'I suppose so.'

'Where they were last night? All that kind of thing?'

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'Probably. Well, I can't tell him much. I went straight up to

bed and was asleep in next to no time.'

Lady Julia did not answer.

'I say, Mother, I suppose you couldn't let me have a spot of

cash. I'm absolutely broke.'

'No, I couldn't,' his mother replied decisively. 'I've got the

most frightful overdraft myself. I don't know what your father

will say when he hears about it.'

There was a tap at the door and Sir George entered.

'Ah, there you are, Reggie. Will you go down to the library?

M. Hercule Poirot wants to see you.'

Poirot had just concluded an interview with the redoubtable

Mrs Macatta.

A few brief questions had elicited the information that Mm

Macatta had gone up to bed just before eleven, and had heard

or seen nothing helpful.

Poirot slid gently from the topic of the burglary to more

personal matters. He himself had a great admiration for Lord

Mayfield. As a member of the general public he felt that Lord

Mayfield was a truly great man. Of course, Mrs Macatta, being

in the know, would have a far better means of estimating that

than himself.

'Lord Mayfield has brains,' allowed Mrs Macatta. 'And he

has carved his career out entirely for himself. He owes nothing

to hereditary influence. He has a certain lack of vision, perhaps.

In that I find all men sadly alike. They lack the breadth of a

woman's imagination. Woman, M. Poirot, is going to be the

great force in government in ten years' time.'

Poirot said that he was sure of it.

He slid to the topic of Mrs Vanderlyn. Was it true, as he had

heard hinted, that she and Lord Mayfield were very dose

friends?

'Not in the least. To tell you the truth I was very surprised

to meet her here. Very surprised indeed.'

Poirot invited Mrs Macatta's opinion of Mrs Vanderlyn and got it.

'One of those absolutely useless women, M. Poirot. Women

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that make one despair of one's own sex! A parasite, first and last

a parasite.'

Then admired her?'

Then? Mrs Macatta spoke the word with contempt. Then

are always taken in by those very Obvious good looks. That boy,

now, young Reggie Carrington, flushing up every time she

spoke to him, absurdly flattered by being taken notice of by

her. And the silly way she flattered him too. Praising his bridge

- which actually was far from brilliant.'

'He is not a good player?'

'He made all sorts of mistakes last night.'

'Lady Julia is a good player, is she not?'

'Much too good in my opinion,' said Mrs Macatta. 'It's

almost a profession with her. She plays morning, noon, and

night.'

'For high stakes?'

'Yes, indeed, much higher than I would care to play. Indeed

I shouldn't consider it right.'

'She makes a good deal of money at the game?'

Mrs.Macatta gave a loud and virtuous snort.

'She reckons on paying her debts that way. But she's been

having a run of bad luck lately, so I've heard. She looked last

night as though she had something on her mind. The evils of

gambling, M. Po[rot, are only slightly less than the evils caused

by drink. If I had my way this country should be purified -'

Poirot was forced to listen to a somewhat lengthy discussion

on the purification of England's morals. Then he closed the

conversation adroitly and sent for Reggie Carrington.

He summed the young man up carefully as he entered the

room, the weak mouth camouflaged by the rather charming

smile, the indecisive chin, the eyes set far apart, the rather

narrow head. He thought that he knew Reggie Carrington's

type fairly well.

'Mr Reggie Carrington?'

'Yes. Anything I can do?'

'Just tell me what you can about last night?'

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'Well, let me see, we played bridge - in the drawing-room.

After that I went up to bed.'

'That was at what time?'

'Just before eleven. I suppose the robbery took place after

that?'

'Yes, after that. You did not hear or see anything?'

Reggie shook his head regretfully.

'I'm afraid not. I went straight to bed and I sleep pretty

soundly.'

'You went straight up from the drawing-room to your

bedroom and remained there until the morning?'

'That's right.'

'Curious,' said Poirot.

Reggie said sharply:

'What do you mean, curious?'

'You did not, for instance, hear a scream?'

'No, I didn't.'

'Ah, very curious.'

'Look here, I don't know what you mean.'

'You are, perhaps, slightly deaf?.'

'Certainly not.'

Poirot's lips moved. It was possible that he was repeating the

word curious for the third time. Then he said:

'Well, thank you, Mr Carrington, that is all.'

Reggie got up and stood rather irresolutely.

'You know,' he said, 'now you come to mention it, I believe

I did hear something of the kind.'

'Ah, you did hear something?'

'Yes, but you see, I was reading a book - a detective story as

a matter of fact - and I - well, I didn't really quite take it in.? 'Ah,' said Poirot, 'a most satisfying explanation.'

His face was quite impassive.

Reggie still hesitated, then he turned and walked slowly to

the door. There he paused and asked:

'I say, what was stolen?'

'Something of great value, Mr Carfington. That is all I am

at liberty to say.'

'Oh,' said Reggie rather blankly.

He went out.

Poirot nodded his head.

'It fits,' he murmured. 'It fits very nicely.'

He touched a bell and inquired courteously if Mrs Vanderlyn

was up yet.

CHAPTER 7

Mrs Vanderlyn swept into the room looking very handsome.

She was swearing an artfully-cut russet sports-suit that showed

up the warm lights of her hair. She swept to a chair and smiled

in a dazzling fashion at the little man in front of her.

For a moment something showed through the smile. It

might have been triumph, it might almost have been mockery.

It was gone almost immediately, but it had been there. Poirot

found the suggestion of it interesting.

'Burglars? Last night? But how dreadful! Why no, I never

heard a thing. What about the police? Can't they do anything?'

Again, just for a moment, the mockery showed in her eyes.

Hercule Poirot thought:

'It is very clear thatyou are not afraid of the police, my lady.

You know very well that they are not going to be called in.'

And from that followed - what?

He said soberly:

'You comprehend, madame, it is an affair of the most

discreet.'

'Why, naturally, M. - Poirot - isn't it? - I shouldn't dream

of breathing a word. I'm much too great an admirer of dear

Lord Mayfield's to do anything to cause him the least little bit

of worry.'

She crossed her knees. A highly-polished slipper of brown

leather dangled on the tip of her silk-shod foot.

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She smiled, a warm, compelling smile of perfect health and

deep satisfaction.

'Do tell me if there's anything at all I can do?'

'I thank you, madame. You played bridge in the drawing

room last night?'

'Yes.'

'I understand that then all the ladies went up to bed?'

'That is right.'

'But someone came back to fetch a book. That was you, was

it not, Mrs Vanderlyn?'

'I was the first one to come back - yes.'

'What do you mean - the first one?' said Poirot sharply.

'I came back right away,' explained Mrs Vanderlyn. Then I

went up and rang for my maid. She was a long time in coming.

I rang again. Then I went out on the landing. I heard her voice

and I called her. After she had brushed my hair I sent her away,

she was in a nervous, upset state and tangled the brush in my

hair once or twice. It was then, just as I sent her away, that I saw

Lady Julia coming up the stairs. She told me she had been

down again for a book, too. Curious, wasn't it?'

Mrs Vanderlyn smiled as she finished, a wide, rather feline

smile. Hercule Poirot thought to himself that Mrs Vanderlyn

did not like Lady Julia Carrington.

'As you say, madame. Tell me, did you hear your maid

scream?'

'Why, yes, I did hear something of that kind.'

'Did you ask her about it?'

'Yes. She told me she thought she had seen a floating figure

in white - such nonsense!'

'What was Lady Julia wearing last night?'

'Oh, you think perhaps - Yes, I see. She as wearing a white

evening-dress. Of course, that explains it. She must have

caught sight of her in the darkness just as a white figure. These

girls are so superstitious.'

'Your maid has been with you a long time, madame?'

'Oh, no.' Mrs Vanderlyn opened her eyes rather wide. 'Only

about five months.'

'I shou, ld like to see her presently, if you do not mind,

madame.

Mrs Vanderlyn raised her eyebrows.

'Oh, certainly, she said rather coldly.

'I should like, you understand, to question her.'

'Oh, yes.'

Again a flicker of amusement.

Poirot rose and bowed.

'Madame,' he said. 'You have my complete admiration.'

Mrs Vanderlyn for once seemed a trifle taken aback.

'Oh, M. Poirot, how nice of you, but why?'

'You are, madame, so perfectly armoured, so completely

sure of yourself.'

Mrs Vanderlyn laughed a little uncertainly.

'Now I wonder,' she said, 'if I am to take that as a

compliment?'

Poirot said:

'It is, perhaps, a warning - not to treat life with arrogance.'

Mrs Vanderlyn laughed with more assurance. She got up

and held out a hand.

'Dear M. Poirot, I do wish you all success. Thank you for all

the charming things you have said to me.'

She went out. Poirot murmured to himself:

'You wish me success, do you? Ah, but you are very sure I

am not going to meet with success! Yes, you are very sure

indeed. That, it annoys me very much.'

With a certain petulance, he pulled the bell and asked that

Mademoiselle Leonie might be sent to him.

His eyes roamed over her appreciatively as she stood

hesitating in the doorway, demure in her black dress with her

neatly-parted black waves of hair and her modestly-dropped

eyelids. He nodded slow approval.

'Come in, Mademoiselle Leonie,' he said. 'Do not be afraid.'

She came in and stood demurely before him.

'Do you know,' said Poirot with a sudden change of tone,

'that I find you very good to look at.'

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Leonie responded promptly. She flashed him a glance out of

the corner of her eyes and murmured softly:

'Monsieur is very kind.'

'Figure to yourself,' said Poirot. 'I demand of M. Carlile

whether you are or not good-looking and he replies that he does

not know!'

Leonie cocked her chin up contemptuously.

'That image!'

'That describes him very well.'

'I do not believe he has ever looked at a girl in his life, that

one.'

'Probably not. A pity. He has missed a lot. But there are

others in this house who are more appreciative, is it not so?'

'Really, I do not know what monsieur means.'

'Oh, yes, Mademoiselle Leonie, you know very well. A

pretty history that you recount last night about a ghost that you

have seen. As soon as I hear that you are standing there with

your hands to your head, I know very well that there is no

question of ghosts. Ifa girl is frightened she clasps her heart, or

she raises her hands to her mouth to stifle a cry, but if her hands

are on her hair it means something very different. It means that

her hair has been ruffled and that she is hastily getting it into shape

again,t Now then, mademoiselle, let us have the truth. Why did

you scream on the stairs?'

'But monsieur it is true, I saw a tall figure all in white '

'Mademoiselle, do not insult my intelligence. That story, it

may have been good enough for M. Carlile, but it is not good

enough for Hercule Poirot. The truth is that you had just been

kissed, is it not so? And I will make a guess that it was M.

Reggie Carrington who kissed you.'

Leonie twinkled an unabashed eye at him.

'Eh &m,' she demanded, 'after all, what is a kiss?'

'What, indeed?' said Poirot gallantly.

'You see, the young gentleman he .came up behind me and

caught me round the waist - and so naturally he startled me and

I screamed. If I had known - well, then naturally I would not

have screamed.'

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'Naturally,' agreed Poirot.

'But he came upon me like a cat. Then the study door opened

and out came M. le secrtaire and the young gentleman slipped

away upstairs and there I was looking like a fool. Naturally I

had to say something - especially to -' she broke into French,

'un jeune homme comme fa, tellement conime il faut!'

'So you invent a ghost?'

'Indeed, monsieur, it was all I could think of. A tall figure all

in white, that floated. It is ridiculous but what else could I do?'

'Nothing. So now, all is explained. I had my suspicions from

the first.'

Leonie shot him a provocative glance.

'Monsieur is very clever, and very sympathetic.'

'And since I am not going to make you any embarrassments

over the affair you will do some thing for me in return?'

'Most willingly, monsieur.'

'How much do you know of your mistress's affairs?'

The girl shrugged her shoulders.

'Not very much, monsieur. I have my ideas, of course.'

'And those ideas?'

'Well, it does not escape me that the friends of madame are

always soldiers or sailors or airmen. And then there are other

friends - foreign gentlemen who come to see her very quietly

sometimes. Madame is very handsome, though I do not think

she will be so much longer. The young men, they fred her very

attractive. Sometimes I think, they say too much. But it is only

my idea, that. Madame does not confide in me.'

'What you would have me to understand is that madame

plays a lone hand?'

'That is right, monsieur.'

'In other words, you cannot help me.'

'I fear not, monsieur. I would do if I could.'

'Tell me, your mistress is in a good mood today?

'Decidedly, monsieur.'

'Something has happened to please her?'

'She has been in good spirits ever since she came here.'

'Well, Leonie, you should know.'

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The girl answered confidently:

'Yes, monsieur. I could-not be mistaken there. I know all

madame's moods. She is in high spirits.'

'Positively triumphant?'

'That is exactly the word, monsieur.'

Poirot nodded gloomily.

'I pounds d that - a little hard to bear. Yet I perceive that it is

inevitable. Thank you, mademoiselle, that is all.'

Leonie threw him a coquettish glance.

'Thank you, monsieur. If I meet monsieur on the stairs, be

well assured that I shall not scream.'

'My child,' said Poirot with dignity. 'I am of advanced years.

What have I to do with such frivolities?'

But with a little twitter of laughter, Loonie took herself off.

Poirot paced slowly up and down the room. His face became

grave and anxious.

'And now,' he said at last, 'for Lady Julia. What will she say,

I wonder?'

Lady Julia came into the room with a quiet air of assurance.

She bent her head graciously, accepted the chair that Poirot

drew forward and spoke in a low, well-bred voice.

'Lord Mayfield says that you wish to ask me some

questions.'

'Yes, madame. It is about last night.'

'About last night, yes?'.

'What happened after you had finished your game of

bridge?'

'My husband thought it was too late to begin another. I went

up to bed.'

'And then?'

'I went to sleep.'

'That is all?'

'Yes. I'm afraid I can't tell you anything of much interest.

When did this' - she hesitated - 'burglary occur?'

'Very soon after you went upstairs.'

'I see. And what exactly was taken?'

'Some private papers, madame.'

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'Important papers?'

'Very important.'

She frowned a little and then said:

'They were - valuable?'

'Yes, madame, they were worth a good deal of money.'

'I see.'

There was a pause, and then Poirot said:

'What about your book, madame?'

'My book?' She raised bewildered eyes to him.

'Yes, I understand Mrs Vanderlyn to say that some time

after you three ladies had retired you went down again to fetch

a book.'

'Yes, of course, so I did.'

'So that, as a matter of fact, you did not go straight to bed

when you went upstairs? You returned to the drawing-room?'

'Yes, that is true. I had forgotten.'

'While you were in the drawing-room, did you hear someone

scream?'

'No - yes - I don't think so.'

'Surely, madame. You could not have failed to hear it in the

drawing-room.'

Lady Julia flung her head back and said £uxnly:

'I heard nothing.'

Poirot raised his eyebrows, but did not reply.

The silence grew uncomfortable. Lady Julia asked abruptly:

'What is being done?'

'Being done? I do not understand you, madame.'

'I mean about the robbery. Surely the police must be doing

something.'

Poirot shook his head.

'The police have not been called in. I am in charge.'

She stared at him, her restless haggard face sharpened and

tense. Her eyes, dark and searching, sought to pierce his

impassivity.

They fell at last - defeated.

'You cannot tell me what is being done?'

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'I can only assure you, madame, that I am leaving no stone

unturned.'

'To catch the thief- or to - recover the papers?'

'The recovery of the papers is the main thing, madame.'

Her manner changed. It became bored, listless.

'Yes,' she said indifferently. 'I suppose it is.'

There was another pause.

'Is there anything else, M. Poirot?'

'No, madame. I will not detain you further.'

'Thank you.'

He opened the door for her. She passed out without glancing

at him.

Poirot went back to the fireplace and carefully rearnmged

the ornaments on the mantelpiece. He was still at it when Lord

Mayfield came in through the window.

'Well?' said the latter.

'Very well, I think. Events are shaping themselves as they

should.'

Lord Mayfield said, staring at him:

'You are pleased.'

'No, I am not pleased. But I am content.'

'Really, M. Poirot, I cannot make you out.'

'I am not such a charlatan as you think.'

'I never said '

'No, but you thought! No matter. I am not offended. It is

sometimes necessary for me to adopt a certain pose.'

Lord Mayfield looked at him doubtfully with a certain

amount of distrust. Hercule Poirot was a man he did not

understand. He wanted to despise him, but something warned

him that this ridiculous little man was not so futile as he

appeared. Charles McLaughlin had always been able to

recognize capability when he saw it.

'Well,' he said, 'we are in your hands. What do you advise

next?'

'Can you get rid of your guests?'

'I think it might be arranged... I could explain that I have

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to go to London over this affair. They will then probably offer to leave.'

'Very good. Try and arrange it like that.'

Lord Mayfield hesitated.

'You don't think ?'

'I am quite sure that that would be the wise course to take.'

Lord Mayfield shrugged his shoulders.

'Well, if you say so.'

He went out.

CHAPTER 8

The guests left after lunch. Mrs Vanderlyn and Mrs Macatta

went by train, the Carringtons had their car. Poirot was

standing in the hall as Mrs Vanderlyn bade her host a charming

farewell.

'So terribly sorry for you having this bother and anxiety. I do

I

hope it will mm out all fight for you. I shan't breathe a word

of anything.'

.7 She pressed his hand mad went out to where the Rolls was

waiting to take her to the station. Mrs Macatta was already

inside. Her adieu had been curt and unsympathetic.

Suddenly Leonie, who had been getting in front with the

chauffeur, came running back into the hall.

'The dressing-case of madame, it is not in the car,' she

exclaimed.

There was a hurried search. At last Lord Mayfield discovered

it where it had been put down in the shadow of an old oak

chest. Leonie uttered a glad little cry as she seized the elegant

affair of green morocco, and hurried out with it.

Then Mrs Vanderlyn leaned out of the cst.

'Lord Mayfield, Lord Mayfield.' She handed him a letter.

'Would you mind putting this in your post-bag? If I keep it

meaning to post it in town, I'm sure to forget. Letters just stay

in my bag for days.'

Sir George Carrington was fidgeting with his watch,

opening and shutting it. He was a maniac for punctuality.

'They're cutting it frae,' he murmured. 'Very fme. Unless

they're careful, they'H miss the train '

His wife said irritably:

'Oh, don't fuss, George. After all, it's their train, not ours!'

He looked at her reproachfully.

The Rolls drove off.

Reggie drew up at the front door in the Carringtons' Morris.

'All ready, Father,' he said.

The servants began bringing out the Carringtons' luggage.

Reggie supervised its disposal in the dickey.

Poirot moved out of the front door, watching the

proceedings.

Suddenly he felt a hand on his arm. Lady Julia's voice spoke

in an agitated whisper.

'M. Poirot. I must speak to you - at once.'

He yielded to her insistent hand. She drew him into a small

morning-room and closed the door. She came close to him.

'Is it true what you said - that the discovery of the papers is

what matters most to Lord Ma3rfield?'

Poirot looked at her curiously.

'It is quite true, madame.'

'If- if those papers were returned to you, would you

undertake that they should be given back to Lord Mayfield,

and no questions asked?'

'I am not sure that I understand you.'

'You must! I am sure that you do! I am suggesting that the - the thief should remain anonymous if the papers are

returned.'

Poirot asked:

'How soon would that be, madame?'

'Definitely within twelve hours.'

'You can promise that?'

'I can promise it.'

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As he did not answer, she repeated urgently:

'Will you guarantee that there will be no publicity?'

He answered then - very gravely:

'Yes, madame, I will guarantee that.'

'Then everything can be arranged.'

She passed abruptly from the room. A moment later Poirot

heard the car drive away.

He crossed the hall and went along the passage to the study.

Lord Mayfield was there. He looked up as Poirot entered.

::' 'Well?' he said.

: Poirot spread out his hands.

::

'The case is ended, Lord Mayfield.'

'What?'

Poirot repeated word for word the scene between himself

and Lady Julia.

Lord Mayfield looked at him with a stupefied expression.

'But what does it mean? I don't understand.'

'It is very clear, is it not? Lady Julia knows who stole the

plans.'

i 'You don't mean she took them herself?.'

'Certainly not. Lady Julia may be a gambler. She is not a

thief. But if she offers to return the plans, it means that they

were taken by her husband or her son. Now Sir George

Carrington was out on the terrace with you. That leaves us the

son. I think I can reconstruct the happenings of last night fairly

accurately. Lady Julia went to her son's room last night and

found it empty. She came downstairs to look for him, but did

not find him. This morning she hears of the theft, and she also

hears that her son declares that he went straight to his room and

never left it. That, she knows, is not true. And she knows

something else about her son. She knows that he is weak, that

he is desperately hard-up for money. She has observed his

infatuation for Mrs Vanderlyn. The whole thing is clear to her.

Mrs Vanderlyn has persuaded Reggie to steal the plans. But

she determines to play her part also. She will tackle Reggie, get

hold of the papers and return them.'

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'But the whole thing is quite impossible,' cried Lord

Mayfield.

'Yes, it is impossible, but Lady Julia does not know that. She

does not know what I, Hercule Poirot, know, that ycng

Reggie Carrington was not stealing papers last night, hut

instead was philandering with Mrs Vanderlyn's French rwid.'

'The whole thing is a mare's nest!'

'Exactly.'

'And the case is not ended at all!'

'Yes, it is ended. I, Hercule Poirot, know the truth. You do ;ot

believe me? You did not believe me yesterday when I said I

knew where the plans were. But I did know. They were very

close at hand.'

'Where?'

'They were in your pocket, my lord.'

There was a pause, then Lord Mayfield said.'

'Do you really know what you are saying, M. Poirot?'

'Yes, I know. I know that I am speaking to a very clever man.

From the first it worried me that you, who were admitxedly

short-sighted, should be so positive about the figure you had

seen leaving the window. You wanted that solution - the

convenient solution - to be accepted. Why? Later, one by one,

I eliminated everyone else. Mrs Vandedyn was upstairs, Sir

George was with you on the terrace, Reggie Carrington was

with the French girl on the stairs, Mrs Macatta was blamelessly

in her bedroom. (It is next to the housekeeper's room, and Mrs

Macatta snores!) Lady Julia clearly believed her son guilty. So

there remained only two possibilities. Either Carlile did not put

the papers on the desk but into his own pocket (and that is not

reasonable, because, as you pointed out, he could have taken a

tracing of them), or else - or else the plans were there when you

walked over to the desk, and the only place they could have

gone was into your pocket. In that case everything was clear.

Your insistence on the figure you had seen, your insistence on

Carlile's innocence, your disinclination to have me summoned.

'One thing did puzzle me - the motive. You were, I was

convinced, an honest man, a man of integrity. That showed in

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your anxiety that no innocent person should be suspected. It

was also obvious that the theft of the plans might easily affect

your career unfavourably. Why, then, this wholly unreason-able

theft? And at last the answer came to me. The crisis in your

career, some years ago, the assurances given to the world by the

prime Minister that you had had no negotiations with the

power in question. Suppose that that was not strictly true, that

there remained some record - a letter, perhaps - showing that

in actual fact you had done what you had publicly denied. Such

a denial was necessary in the interests of public policy. But it is

doubtful if the man in the street would see it that way. It might

mean that at the moment when supreme power might be given

into your hands, some stupid echo from the past would undo

everything.

'I suspect that that letter has been preserved in the hands of

a certain government, that that government offered to trade

with you - the letter in exchange for the plans of the new

bomber. Some men would have refused. You - did not! You

agreed. Mrs Vanderlyn was the agent in the matter. She came

here by arrangement to make the exchange. You gave yourself

iaway when you admitted that you had formed no definite

stratagem for entrapping her. That admission made your

'Sreason for inviting her here incredibly weak.

'You arranged the robbery. Pretended to see the thief on the

terrace - thereby clearing Carlile of suspicion. Even if he had

not left the room, the desk was so near the window that a thief

might have taken the plans while Carlile was busy at the safe

with his back turned. You walked over to the desk, took the

plans and kept them on your own person until the moment

when, by prearranged plan, you slipped them into Mrs

Vanderlyn's dressing-case. In return she handed you the fatal

letter disguised as an unposted letter of her own.'

Poirot stopped.

Lord Mayfield said:

'Your knowledge is very complete, M. Poirot. You must

think me an unutterable skunk.'

Poirot made a quick gesture.

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'No, no, Lord Mayfield. I think, as I said, that you are a very

clever man. It came to me suddenly as we talked here last night.

You are a first-class engineer. There will be, I think, some

subtle alterations in the specifications of that bomber, altera-tions

done so skilfully that it will be difficult to grasp why the

machine is not the success it ought to be. A certain foreign

power will find the type a failure... It will be a disappointment

to them, I am sure...'

Again there was a silence - then Lord Mayfield said:

'You are much too clever, M. Poirot. I will only ask you to

believe one thing. I have faith in myself. I believe that I am the

man to guide England through the days of crisis that I see

coming. If I did not honestly believe that I am needed by my

country to steer the ship of state, I would not have done what

I have done - made the best of both worlds - saved myself from

disaster by a clever trick.'

'My lord,' said Poirot, 'if you could not make the best of both

worlds, you could not be a politician!'

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MURDER IN THE MEWS

CHAPTER I

'Penny for the guy, sir?'

A small boy with a grimy face grinned ingratiatingly.

'Certainly not!' said Chief Inspector Japp. 'And, look here,

my lad '

A short homily followed. The dismayed urchin beat a

precipitate retreat, remarking briefly and succinctly to his

youthful friends:

'Blimey, if it ain't a cop all togged up!'

The band took to its .heels, chanting the incantation:

Remember, remember

The fifth of November

Gunpowder treason and plot.

We see no reason

Why gunpowder treason

Should ever be forgot.

The chief inspector's companion, a small, elderly man with

an egg-shaped head and large, military-looking moustaches,

was smiling to himself.

'Trbs btam, Japp,' he observed. 'You preach the sermon very

well! I congratulate you!'

'Rank excuse for begging, that's what Guy Fawkes' Day is!'

said Japp.

'An interesting survival,' mused Hercule Poiroc 'The

f'treworks go up - crack - crack - long after the man they

COmmemorate and his deed are forgotten.'

The Scotland Yard man agreed.

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'Don't suppose many of those kids really know who Guy

Fawkes Was.'

'And soon, doubtless, there will be confusion of thoug Is

it in honour or in execration that on the fifth of Novembe the leu d artifice are sent up. To blow up an English Parlian ,:t,

was it a sin or a noble deed?'

Japp chuckled.

'Some people would say undoubtedly the latter.'

Turning off the main road, the two men passed into the

comparative quiet of a mews. They had been dining toge er

and were now taking a short cut to Hercule Poirot's flat

As they walked along the sound of squibs was still heard

periodically. An occasional shower of golden rain illuminated

the sky.

'Good night for a murder,' remarked Japp with professional

interest. 'Nobody would hear a shot, for instance, on a night

like this.'

'It has always seemed odd to me that more criminals do not

take advantage of the fact,' said Hercule Poirot.

'Do you know, Poirot, I almost wish sometimes that you

would commit a murder.'

Then chert'

'Yes, I'd like to see just how you'd set about it.'

'My dear Japp,/fi committed a murder you would not have

the least chance of seeing - how I set about it! You would not

even be aware, probably, that a murder had been committed.'

Japp laughed good-humouredly and affectionately.

'Cocky little devil, aren't you?' he said indulgently.

At half-past eleven the following morning, Hercule Poirot's

telephone rang.

"Allo? 'Allo?'

'Hallo, that you, Poirot?'

'Oui, c' est mot'.'

'Japp speaking here. Remember we came home last night

through Bardsley Gardens Mews?'

'Yes?'

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'And that we talked about how easy it would be to shoot a

person with all those squibs and crackers and the rest of it going

off?.'

'Well, there was a suicide in that mews. No. 14. A young

widow - Mrs Allen. I'm going round there now. Like to come?'

'Excuse me, but does someone of your eminence, my dear

friend, usually get sent to a case of suicide?'

'Sharp fellow. No - he doesn't. As a matter of fact our doctor

seems to think there's something funny about this. Will you

come? I kind of feel you ought to be in on it.'

'Certainly I will come. No. 14, you say?'

'That's right.'

Poirot arrived at No. 14 Bardsley Gardens Mews almost at the

same moment as a car drew up containing Japp and three other

No. 14 was clearly marked out as the centre of interest. A big

. circle of people, chauffeurs, their wives, errand boys, loafers,

: well-dressed passers-by and innumerable children were drawn

up all staring at No. I4 with open mouths and a fascinated

stare.

A police constable in uniform stood on the step and did his

best to keep back the curious. Alert-looking young men with

cameras were busy and surged forward as Japp alighted.

i 'Nothing for you now,' said Japp, brushing them aside. He

nodded to Poirot. 'So here you are. Let's get inside.'

They passed in quickly, the door shut behind them and they

found themselves squeezed together at the foot of a ladder-like

flight of stairs.

A man came to the top of the staircase, recognized Japp and

said:

'Up here, sir.'

Japp and Poirot mounted the stairs.

The man at the stairhead opened a door on the left and they

found themselves in a small bedroom.

'Thought you'd like me to run over the chief points, sir.'

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'Quite right, Jameson,' said Japp. 'What about it?'

Divisional Inspector Jameson took up the tale.

'Deceased's a Mrs Allen, sir. Lived here with a friend - a

Miss Plenderleith. Miss Plenderleith was away staying in the

country and returned this morning. She let herself in with her

key, was surprised to fred no one about. A woman usually

comes in at nine o'clock to do for them. She went upstairs fn-st

into her own room (that's this room) then across the landing to

her friend's room. Door was locked on the inside. She rattled

the handle, knocked and called, but couldn't get any answer. In

the end getting alarmed she rang up the police station. That

was at ten forty-five. We came along at once and forced the

door open. Mrs Allen was lying in a heap on the ground shot

through the head. There was an automatic in her hand - a

Webley .25 - and it looked a clear case of suicide.'

'Where is Miss Plenderleith now?'

'She's downstairs in the sitting-room, sir. A very cool,

efficient young lady, I should say. Got a head on her.'

'I'll talk to her presently. I'd better see Brett now.'

Accompanied by Poirot he crossed the landing and entered

the opposite room. A tall, elderly man looked up and nodded.

'Hallo, Japp, glad you've got here. Funny business, this.'

Japp advanced towards him. Hercule Poirot sent a quick

searching glance round the room.

It was much larger than the room they had just quitted It

had a built-out bay window, and whereas the other room had

been a bedroom pure and simple, this was emphatically a

bedroom disguised as a sitting-room.

The wails were silver and the ceiling emerald green. There

were curtains of a modernistic pattern in silver and green.

There was a divan covered with a shimmering emerald green

silk quilt and numbers of gold and silver cushions. There ,'as

a tall antique walnut bureau, a walnut tallboy, and sev cal

modem chairs of gleaming chromium. On a low glass

there was a big ashtray full of cigarette stubs.

Delicately Hercule Poirot sniffed the air. Then he joined

Japp where the latter stood looking down at the body.

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In a heap on the floor, lying as she had fallen from one of the chromium chairs, was the body of a young woman of perhaps

twenty-seven. She had fair hair and delicate features. There

was very little make-up on the face. It was a pretty, wistful,

perhaps slightly stupid face. On the left side of the head was a

mass of congealed blood. The £mgers of the right hand were

clasped round a small pistol. The woman was dressed in a

simple frock of dark green high to the neck.

'Well, Brett, what's the trouble?'

Japp was looking down also at the huddled figure.

'Position's all right,' said the doctor. 'If she shot herself she'd

probably have slipped from the chair into just that position.

The door was locked and the window was fastened on the

inside.'

'That's all right, you say. Then what's wrong?'

'Take a look at the pistol. I haven't handled it - waiting for

the £mgerprint men. But you can see quite well what I mean.'

Together Poirot and Japp knelt down and examined the

pistol closely.

'I see what you mean,' said Japp rising. 'It's in the curve of

her hand. It looks as though she's holding it - but as a matter of

fact she isn't holding it. Anything else?'

'Plenty. She's got the pistol in her fight hsmd. Now take a

look at the wound. The pistol was held close to the head just

above the left ear - the left ear, mark you.'

'H'm,' said Japp. 'That does seem to settle it. She couldn't

hold a pistol and fire it in that position with her right hand?'

'Plumb impossible, I should say. You might get your arm

round but I doubt if you could fire the shot.'

'That seems pretty obvious then. Someone else shot her and

tried to make it look like suicide. What about the locked door

and window, though?'

Inspector Jameson answered this.

'Window was closed and bolted, sir, but although the door

was locked we haven't been able to find the key.'

Japp nodded.

'Yes, that was a bad break. Whoever did it locked the door

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when he left and hoped the absence of the key wouldn't be

noticed.'

Poirot murmured:

'C'est bte, fa!'

'Oh, come now, Poirot, old man, you mustn't judge

everybody else by the light of your shining intellect! As a

matter of fact that's the sort of little detail that's quite apt to be

overlooked. Door's locked. People break in. Woman foux:t

dead - pistol in her hand - clear case of suicide - she locked

herself in to do it. They don't go hunting about for keys. As a

matter of fact, Miss Plenderleith's sending for the police was lucky. She might have got one or two of the chauffeurs to come

and burst in the door - and then the key question would have

been overlooked altogether.'

'Yes, I suppose that is true,' said Hercule Poirot. 'It would

have been many people's natural reaction. The police, they are

the last resource, are they not?'

He was still staring down at the body.

'Anything strike you?' Japp asked.

The question was careless but his eyes were keen and

attentive.

Hercule Poirot shook his head slowly.

'I was looking at her wristwatch.'

He bent over and just touched it with a finger-tip. It was a

dainty jewelled affair on a black moir strap on the wrist of tlc

hand that held the pistol.

'Rather a swell piece that,' observed Japp. 'Must have co,t

money!' He cocked his head inquiringly at Poirot. 'Somethitg

in that maybe?'

'It is possible - yes.'

Poirot strayed across to the writing-bureau. It was the kixd

that has a front flap that lets down. This WaS daintily set out

match the general colour scheme.

There was a somewhat massive silver inkstand in the centre,

in front of it a handsome green lacquer blotter. To the left of the

blotter was an emerald glass pen-tray containing a silver

penholder - a stick of green sealing-wax, a pencil and two

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stamps. On the right of the blotter was a movable calendar

giving the day of the week, date and month. There was also a

little glass jar of shot and standing in it a flamboyant green quill

pen. Poirot seemed interested in the pen. He took it out and

looked at it but the quill was innocent of ink. It was clearly a

decoration - nothing more. The silver penholder with the ink-stained

nib was the one in use. His eyes strayed to the calendar.

'Tuesday, November fifth,' said Japp. 'Yesterday. That's all

correcT.'

He turned to Brett.

'How long has she been dead?'

'She was killed at eleven thirty-three yesterday evening,'

said Brett promptly.

Then he grinned as he saw Japp's surprised face.

'Sorry, old boy,' he said. 'Had to do the super doctor of

ction! As a matter of fact eleven is about as near as I can put

: - with a margin of about an hour either way.'

'Oh, I thought the wrist-watch might have stopped - or

something.'

'It's stopped all right, but it's stopped at a quarter past four.'

'And I suppose she couldn't have been killed possibly at a

quarter past four.'

'You can put that right out of your mind.'

Poirot had turned back the cover of the blotter.

'Good idea,' said Japp. 'But no luck.'

The blotter showed an innocent white sheet of blotting-

paper. Poirot turned over the leaves but they were all the same.

He turned his attention to the waste-paper basket.

It contained two or three torn-up letters and circulars. They

were only torn once and were easily reconstructed. An appeal

for money from some society for assisting ex-service men, an

invitation to a cocktail party on November 3rd, an appointment

with a dressmaker. The circulars were an announcement of a

furricr's sale and a catalogue from a department store.

'Nothing there,' said Japp.

'Nc), it is odd ...' said Poirot.

'You mean they usually leave a letter when it's suicide?'

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'Exactly.'

'In fact, one more proof that it isn't suicide.'

He moved away.

'I'll have my men get to work now. We'd better go down ax,!

interview this Miss Plenderleith. Coming, Poirot?'

Poirot still seemed fascinated by the writing-bureau and its

appointments.

He left the room, but at the door his eyes went back once

more to the flaunting emerald quill pen.

CHAPTER2

At the foot of the narrow flight of stairs a door gave admission

to a large-sized living-room - actually the converted stable. In

this room, the walls of which were finished in a roughened

plaster effect and on which hung etchings and woodcuts, two

people were sitting.

One, in a chair near the fireplace, her hand stretched out To

the blaze, was a dark efficient-looking young woman of twenv:.-seven

or eight. The other, an elderly woman of ample

proportions who carried a string bag, was panting and taikirg

when the two men entered the room.

'- and as I said, Miss, such a turn it gave me I nearly dropped

down where I stood. And to think that this morning of all

mornings '

The other cut her short.

'That will do, Mrs Pierce. These gentlemen are polk

officers, I think.'

'Miss Plenderleith?' asked Japp, advancing.

The girl nodded.

'That is my name. This is Mrs Pierce who comes in to w.. k

for us every day.'

The irrepressible Mrs Pierce broke out again.

'And as I was saying to Miss Plenderleith, to think that this

morning of all mornings, my sister's Louisa Maud should have

been took with a fit and me the only one handy and as I say flesh

and blood is flesh and blood, and I didn't think Mrs Allen

would mind, though I never likes to disappoint my ladies -'

Japp broke in with some dexterity.

'Quite so, Mrs Pierce. Now perhaps you would take

Inspector Jameson into the kitchen and give him a brief

statement.'

Having then got rid of the voluble Mrs Pierce, who departed

with Jameson talking thirteen to the dozen, Japp turned his

attention once more to the girl.

'I am Chief Inspector Japp. Now, Miss Plenderleith, I

should like to know all you can tell me about this business.'

'Certainly. Where shall I begin?'

Her self-possession was admirable. There were no signs of

grief or shock save for an almost unnatural rigidity of manner.

'You arrived this morning at what time?'

'I think it was just before half-past ten. Mrs Pierce, the old

liar, wasn't here, I found '

'Is that a frequent occurrence?'

Jane Plenderleith shrugged her shoulders.

'About twice a week she roms up at twelve - or not at all.

She's supposed to come at nine. Actually, as I say, twice a week

she either "comes over queer," or else some member of her

family is overtaken by sickness. All these daily women are like

that - fail you now and again. She's not bad as they go.'

'You've had her long?'

'Just over a month. Our last one pinched things.'

'Please go on, Miss Plenderleith.'

'I paid off the taxi, carried in my suitcase, looked round for

Mrs P., couldn't see her and went upstairs to my room. I tidied

up a bit then I went across to Barbara - Mrs Allen - and found

the door locked. I rattled the handle and knocked but could get

no reply. I came downstairs and rang up the police station.'

'Pardon? Poirot interposed a quick, deft question. 'It did not

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occur to you to try and break down the door - with the help of

one of the chauffeurs in the mews, say?'

Her eyes turned to him - cool, grey-green eyes. Her glance

seemed to sweep over him quickly and appraisingly.

'No, I don't think I thought of that. If anything was wrong,

it seemed to me that the police were the people to send for.'

'Then you thought - pardon, mademoiselle -that there was

something wrong?'

'Naturally.'

'Because you could not get a reply to your knocks? But

possibly your friend might have taken a sleeping draught or

something of that kind '

'She didn't take sleeping draughts.'

The reply came sharply.

'Or she might have gone away and locked her door before

going?'

'Why should she lock it? In any case she would have left a

note for me.'

'And she did not - leave a note for you? You are quite sure

of that?'

'Of course I am sure of it. I should have seen it at once.'

The sharpness of her tone was accentuated.

Japp said:

'You didn't try and look through the keyhole, Miss

Plenderleith?'

'No,' said Jane Plenderleith thoughtfully. 'I never thought

of that. But I couldn't have seen anything, could I? Because the

key would have been in it?'

Her inquiring gaze, innocent, wide-eyed, met Japp's. Poirot

smiled suddenly to himself.

'You did quite right, of course, Miss Plenderleith,' said

Japp. 'I suppose you'd no reason to believe that your friend wa

likely to commit suicide?'

'Oh, no.'

'She hadn't seemed worried - or distressed in any way?'

There was a pause - an appreciable pause before the gi!

answered.

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'Did you know she had a pistol?'

Jane Plenderleith nodded.

'Yes, she had it out in India. She always kept it in a drawer

her room.'

'H'm. Got a licence for it?'

'I imagine so. I don't know for certain.'

'Now, Miss Plenderleith, will you tell me all you can about

Mrs Allen, how long you've known her, where her relations are

in fact.'

Jane Plenderleith nodded.

'I've known Barbara about five years. I met her first

abroad - in Egypt to be exact. She was on her way

home from India. I'd been at the British School in Athens for

a bit and was having a few weeks in Egypt before going home.

were on a Nile cruise together. We made friends, decided

we liked each other. I was looking at the time for someone to

share a flat or a tiny house with me. Barbara was alone in the

world. We thought we'd get on well together.'

'And you did get on well together?' asked Poirot.

'Very well. We each had our own friends - Barbara was more

sodal in her likings - my friends were more of the artistic kind.

It probably worked better that way.'

Poirot nodded. Japp went on:

'What do you know about Mrs Allen's family and her life

before she met you?'

Jane Plenderleith shrugged her shoulders.

'Not very much really. Her maiden name was Armitage, I

I

believe.' '

'Her husband?'

'I don't fancy that he was anything m write home about. He

drank, I think. I gather he died a year or two after the marriage.

There was one child, a little girl, which died when it was three

years old. Barbara didn't talk much about her husband. I

believe she married him in India when she was about

seventeen. Then they went off to Borneo or one of the God69

forsaken spots you send ne'er-do-wells to - but as it was

obviously a painful subject I didn't refer to it.'

'Do you know ffMrs Allen was in any £mancial difficulties?'

'No, I'm sure she wasn't.'

'Not in debt - anything of that kind?'

'Oh, no! I'm sure she wasn't in that kind of a jam.'

'Now there's another question I must ask - and I hope y.a

won't be upset about it, Miss Plenderleith. Had Mrs Allen ay

particular man friend or men friends?'

Jane Plenderleith answered coolly:

'Well, she was engaged to be married if that answers your

question.'

'What is the name of the man she was engaged to?'

'Charles Laverton-West. He's M.P. for some ialace in

Hampshire.'

'Had she known him long?'

'A little over a year.'

'And she has been engaged to him - how long?'

'Two - no - nearer three months.'

'As far as you know there has not been any quarrel?'

Miss Plenderleith shook her head.

'No. I should have been surprised ffthere had been anything

of that sort. Barbara wasn't the quarrelling kind.'

'How long is it since you last saw Mrs Allen?'

'Friday last, just before I went away for the weekend.'

'Mrs Allen was remaining in wwn?'

'Yes. She was going out with her fianc on the Sunday, I

believe.'

'And you yourself, where did you spend the weekend?'

'At Laideils Hall, Laidelis, Essex.'

'And the name of the people with whom you were staying;'

'Mr and Mrs Bentinck.'

'You only left them this morning?'

'Yes.'

'You must have left very early?'

'Mr Bentinck motored me up. He starts early because he ;as

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'I see.'

Japp nodded comprehendingly. Miss Plenderleith's replies

had all been crisp and convincing.

Poirot in his turn put a question.

'What is your own opinion of Mr Laverton-West?'

The girl shrugged her shoulders.

'Does that matter?'

'No, it does not matter, perhaps, but I should like to have

your opinion.'

'I don't know that I've thought about him one way or the

other. He's young - not more than thirty-one or two ambitious

- a good public speaker - means to get on in the

world.'

'That is on the credit side - and on the debit?'

'Well,' Miss Plenderleith considered for a moment or two.

'In my opinion he's commonplace - his ideas are not

particularly original - and he's slightly pompous.'

'Those are not very serious faults, mademoiselle,' said

Poimt, smiling.

'Don't you think so?'

Her tone was slightly ironic.

'They might be to you.'

He was watching her, saw her look a little disconcerted. He

pursued his advantage.

'But to Mrs Allen - no, she would not notice them.'

'You're perfectly right. Barbara thought he was wonderful took

him entirely at his own valuation.'

Poirot said gently:

'You were fond of your friend?'

He saw the hand clench on her knee, the tightening of the

line of the jaw, yet the answer came in a matter-of-fact voice

free from emotion.

'You are quite right. I was.'

Japp said:

'Just one other thing, Miss Plenderleith. You and she didn't

have a quarrel? There was no upset between you?'

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'Not over this engagemem business?'

'Certainly not. I was glad she was able to be so happy ab.ut

it.'

There was a momentary pause, then Japp said:

'As far as you know, did Mrs Allen have any enemies?'

This time there was a definite interval before Jane Plenc rleith

replied. When she did so, her tone had altered v 'v

slightly.

'I don't know quite what you mean by enemies?'

'Anyone, for instance, who would profit by her death?'

'Oh, no, that would be ridiculous. She had a very snall

income anyway.'

'And who inherits that income?'

Jane Plenderleith's voice sounded mildly surprised as she

said:

'Do you know, I really don't know. I shouldn't be surprised

if I did. That is, if she ever made a will.'

'And no enemies in any other sense?' Japp slid offto another

aspect quickly. 'People with a grudge against her?'

'I don't think anyone had a grudge against her. She was a

very gentle creature, always anxious to please. She had a really

sweet, lovable nature.'

For the lb-St time that hard, matter-of=fact voice broke a

little. Poirot nodded gently.

Japp said:

'So it amounts to this - Mrs Allen has been in good spirits

lately, she wasn't in any financial difficulty, she was engaged to

be married and was happy in her engagement. There was

nothing in the world to make her commit suicide. That's right,

isn't it?'

There was a momentary silence before Jane said:

'Yes.' Japp rose.

'Excuse me, I must have a word with Inspector Jameson?

He left the room.

Hercule Poirot remained tte d tete with Jane Plenderleith.

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CHAPTER 3

For a few minutes there was silence.

Jane Plenderleith shot a swift appraising glance at the little

man, but after that she stared in front of her and did not speak.

Yet a consciousness of his presence showed itself in a certain

nervous tension. Her body was still but not relaxed. When at

last Poirot did break the silence the mere sound of his voice

seemed to give her a certain relief. In an agreeable everyday

voice he asked a question.

'When did you light the fire, mademoiselle?'

'The fire?' Her voice sounded vague and rather absentminded.

'Oh, as soon as I arrived this morning.'

'Before you went upstairs or afterwards?'

'Before.'

'I see. Yes, naturally... And it was already laid - or did you

have to lay it?'

'It was laid. I only had to put a match to it.'

There was a slight impatience in her voice. Clearly she

suspected him of making conversation. Possibly that was what

he was doing. At any rate he went on in quiet conversational

tones.

'But your friend - in her room I noticed there was a gas fac

only?'

Jane Plenderleith answered mechanically.

'This is the only. coal fire we have - the others are all gas

fes.'

'And you cook with gas, too?'

'I ttdnk everyone does nowadays.'

'True. It is much labour saving.'

The little interchange died down. Jane Plenderleith tapped

on the ground with her shoe. Then she said abruptly:

'That man - Chief Inspector Japp - is he considered clever?'

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'He is very sound. Yes, he is well thought of. He works hard

and painstakingly and very little escapes him.'

'I wonder -' muttered the girl.

Poirot watched her. His eyes looked very green in

firelight. He asked quietly:

'It was a great shock to you, your friend's death?'

'Terrible.'

She spoke with abrupt sincerity.

'You did not expect it - no?'

'Of course not.'

"So that it seemed to you at first, perhaps, that it was

impossible - that it could not be?'

The quiet sympathy of his tone seemed to break down Jane

Plenderleith's defences. She replied eagerly, naturally, without

stiffness.

'That's just it. Even if Barbara didkill herself, I can't imagine

her In?ling herself that way.'

'Yet she had a pistol?'

Jane Plenderleith made an impatient gesture.

'Yes, but that pistol was a - oh! a hang over. She'd been in

out-of-the-way places. She kept it out of habit - not with any

other idea. I'm sure of that.'

'Ah! and why are you sure of that?'

'Oh, because of the things she said.'

'Such as ?'

His voice was very gentle and friendly. It led her on subtly.

'Well, for instance, we were discussing suicide once and she

said much the easiest way would be to turn the gas on and stuff

up all the cracks and just go to bed. I said I thought that would

be impossible - to lie there waiting. I said I'd far rather shoc

myself. And she said no, she could never shoot herself. She'd

be too frightened in case it didn't come offand anyway she sai

she'd hate the bang.'

'I see,' said Poirot. 'As you say, it is odd... Because, as yo

have just told me, there was a gas fiYe in her room.'

Jane Plenderleith looked at him, slightly startled.

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'Yes, there was... I can't understand - no, I can't under

stand why she didn't do it that way.'

Poirot shook his head.

'Yes, it seems - odd - not natural somehow.'

i 'The whole thing doesn't

natural. I still can't believe

seem

':flae killed herself. I suppose it must be,suicide?'

'Well, there is one other

possibility.

i! 'What do you mean?'

.t Poirot looked straight at her.

/?-- 'It might be- murder.'

'Oh, no?' Jane Penderleith shrank back. 'Oh no! What a

horrible suggestion.

'orrible, perhaps, but does it strike you as an impossible

one?

:: 'But the door locked the inside. So

the window.'

was

on

'The door was locked - yes. But there is nothing to show if

were locked from the inside or the outside. You se, the key

missing.'

[i: 'But then - if it is missing...' She took a minute or two.

[]"Then it must have been locked from the outside. Otherwise it

would be somewhere in the room.'

'Ah, but it may be. The room has not been thoroughly

searched yet, remember. Or it may have been thrown out of the

window and somebody may have picked it up.'

'Murder!' said Jane Plenderleith. She turned over the

possibility, her dark clever face eager on the scent. 'I believe

you're right.'

'But if it were murder there would have been a motive. Do

you know of a motive, mademoiselle?'

Slowly she shook her head. And yet, in spite of the denial,

Poirot again got the impression that Jane Ple-derleith was

deliberately keeping something back. The door opened and

Japp came in.

Poirot rose.

'I have been suggesting to Miss Plenderleith,' he said, 'that

her friend's death was not suicide.'

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Japp looked momentarily put out. He cast a glance of

reproach at Poirot.

'It's a bit early to say anything definite,' he remarked.

'We've always got to take all possibilities into account, you

understand. That's all there is to it at the moment.'-Jane

Plenderleith replied quietly.

'I see.'

Japp came towards her.

'Now then, Miss Plenderleith, have you ever seen this

before?'

On the palm of his hand he held out a small oval of dark blue

enamel.

Jane Plenderleith shook her head.

'No, never.'

'It's not yours nor Mrs Allen's?'

'No. It's not the kind of thing usually worn by our sex, is it?'

'Oh! so you recognize it.'

'Well, it's pretty obvious, isn't it? That's half of a man's cuff

link.'

CHAPTER4

'That young woman's too cocky by half,' Japp complained.

The two men were once more in Mrs Allen's bedroom. The

body had been photographed and removed and the fingerprint

man had done his work and departed.

'It would be unadvisable to treat her as a fool,' agreed Poi?or.

'She most emphatically is not a fool. She is, in fact, a

particularly clever and competent young woman.'

'Think she did it?' asked Japp with a momentary ray of hope.

'She might have, you know. We'll have to get her alibi looked

into. Some quarrel over this young man - this budding M.P.

She's rather too scathing about him, I think! Sounds fishy.

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Rather as though she were sweet on him herself and he'd

turned her down. She's the kind that would bump anyone off

if she felt like it, and keep her head while she was doing it, too.

Yes, we'll have to look into that alibi. She had it very pat and

after all Essex isn't very far away. Plenty of trains. Or a fast car.

It's worth while finding out if she went to bed with a headache

for instance last night.'

'You are right,' agreed Poirot.

'In any case,' continued Japp, 'she's holding out on us. Eh?

Didn't you feel that too? That young woman knows something.'

Poirot nodded thoughtfully.

'Yes, that could be clearly seen.'

'That's always a difficulty in these cases,' Japp complained.

'People will hold their tongues - sometimes out of the most

honourable motives.'

'For which one can hardly blame them, my friend.'

'No, but it makes it much harder for us,' Japp grumbled.

'It merely displays to its full advantage your ingenuity.'

Poirot consoled him. 'What about fingerprints, by the way?'

'Well, it's murder all right. No prints whatever on the pistol.

Wiped clean before being placed in her hand. Even if she

managed to wind her arm round her head in some marvellous

acrobatic fashion she could hardly fire off a pistol without

hanging on to it and she couldn't wipe it after she was dead.'

'No, no, an outside agency is clearly indicated.'

'Otherwise the prints are disappointing. None on the door-handle.

None on the window. Suggestive, eh? Plenty of Mrs

Allen's all over the place.'

'Did Jameson get anything?'

'Out of the daily woman? No. She talked a lot but she didn't

really know much. Confirmed the fact that Allen and Plenderleith

were on good terms. I've sent Jameson out to make

inquiries in the mews. We'll have to have a word with Mr

Laverton-West too. Find out where he was and what he was

doing last night. In the meantime we'll have a look through her

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He set to without more ado. Occasionally he grunted

tossed something over to Poirot. The search did not take log.

There were not many papers in the desk and what there were

were neatly arranged and docketed.

Finally Japp leant back and uttered a sigh.

'Not very much, is there?'

'As you say.'

'Most of it quite straightforward - receipted bills, a few bills

as yet unpaid - nothing particularly outstanding. Social stuff

invitations. Notes from friends. These -' he laid his hand on a

pile of seven or eight letters - 'and her cheque book and

passbook. Anything strike you there?'

'Yes, she was overdrawn.'

'Anything else?'

Poirot smiled.

'Is it an examination that you put me through? But yes, I

noticed what you are thinking of. Two hundred pounds drwn

to self three months ago - and two hundred pounds drawn 3ut

yesterday-'

'And nothing on the counterfoil of the cheque book. %

other cheques to self except small sums - fifteen pounds

highest. And I'll tell you this - there's no such sum of mo: y

in the house. Four pounds ten in a handbag and an odd shiL;g

or two in another bag. That's pretty clear, I think.'

'Meaning that she paid that sum away yesterday.'

'Yes. Now who did she pay it to?'

The door opened and Inspector Jameson entered.

'Well, Jameson, get anything?'

'Yes, sir, several things. To begin with, nobody actually

heard the shot. Two or three women say they did because they

want to think they did - but that's all there is to it. With all

those fireworks going off there isn't a dog's chance.'

Japp grunted.

'Don't suppose there is. Go on.'

'Mrs Allen was at home most of yesterday afternoon and

evening. Came in about five o'clock. Then she went out again

about six but only to the post box at the end of the mews. At

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about nine-thirty a car drove up - Standard Swallow saloon and

a man got out. Description about forty-five, well set up

military-looking gent, dark blue overcoat, bowler hat, toothbrush

moustache. James Hogg, chauffeur from No. 18 says

he's seen him calling on Mrs Allen before.'

'Forty-five,' said Japp. 'Can't very well be Laverton-West.'

'This man, whoever he was, stayed here for just under an

hour. Left at about ten-twenty. Stopped in the doorway to

speak to Mrs. Allen. Small boy, Frederick Hogg, was hanging

about quite near and heard what he said.'

'And what did he say?'

'"Well, think it over and let me know." And then she said

something and he answered: "All right. So long." After that he

got in his car and drove away.'

'That was at ten-twenty,' said Poirot thoughtfully.

Japp rubbed his nose.

'Then at ten-twenty Mrs Allen was still alive,' he said. 'What

next?'

'Nothing more, sir, as far as I can learn. The chauffeur at No. 22 got in at half-past ten and he'd promised his kids to let off

some fireworks for them. They'd been waiting for him - and all

the other kids in the mews too. He let 'em off and everybody

around about was busy watching them. After that everyone

went to bed.'

And nobody else was seen to enter No. 147'

:lqo - but that's not to say they didn't. Nobody would have

noticed.'

'H'm,' said Japp. 'That's true. Well, we'll have to get hold of

this "military gentleman with the toothbrush moustache." It's

pretty clear that he was the last person to see her alive. I wonder

who he was?'

Miss Plenderleith might tell us,' suggested Poirot.

he might,' said Japp gloomily. 'On the other hand she

m!ght not. I've no doubt she could tell us a good deal if she

'hld. What about you, Poirot, old boy? You were alone with

for a bit. Didn't you trot out that Father Confessor manner

that sometimes makes such a hit?'

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Poirot spread out his hands.

'Alas, we talked only of gas fires.'

'Gas fires - gas rues.' Japp sounded disgusted. 'What' 'he

matter with you, old cock? Ever since you've been here th¢ :.

things you've taken an interest in are quill pens and

paper baskets. Oh, yes, I saw you having a quiet look im(he

one downstairs. Anything in it?'

Poirot sighed.

'A catalogue of bulbs and an old magazine.'

'What's the idea, anyway? If anyone wants to throw aw

incriminating document or whatever it is you have in mind

they're not likely just to pitch it into a waste-paper baske?.'

'That is very true what you say there. Only something

unimportant would be thrown away like that.'

Poirot spoke meekly. Nevertheless Japp looked at him

suspiciously.

'Well,' he said. 'I know what I'm going to do next. Wh,.at

about you?'

'Eh b/eh,' said Poirot. 'I shall complete my search for the

unimportant. There is still the dustbin.'

He skipped nimbly out of the room. Japp looked after him

with an air of disgust.

'Potty,' he said. 'Absolutely potty.'

Inspector Jameson preserved a respectful silence. His ihce

said with British superiority: 'Foreigners?

Aloud he said:

'So that's Mr Hercule Poirot! I've heard of him.'

'Old friend of mine,' explained Japp. 'Not half as balmy as

he looks, mind you. All the same he's getting on now.'

'Gone a bit gaga as they say, sir,' suggested Inspector

Jameson. 'Ah well, age will tell.'

'All the same,' said Japp, 'I wish I knew what he was u

He walked over to the writing-table and stared uneasily at

emerald green quill pen.

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CHAPTER 5

Japp was just engaging his third chauffeur's wife in conversa-tion

when Poirot, walking noiselessly as a .cat, suddenly

appeared at his elbow.

'Whew, you made me jump,' said Japp. 'Got anything?'

'Not what I was looking for.'

Japp turned back to Mrs James Hogg.

'And you say you've seen this gentleman before?'

'Oh, yes sir. And my husband too. We knew him at once.'

'Now look here, Mrs Hogg, you're a shrewd woman, I can

see. I've no doubt that you know all about everyone in the

mews. And you're a woman of judgment - unusually good

judgment, I can tell that -' Unblushingly he repeated this

remark for the third time. Mrs Hogg bridled slightly and

assumed an expression of superhuman intelligence. 'Give me a

line on those two young women - Mrs Allen and Miss

Plendedeith. What were they like? Gay? Lots of parties? That

sort of thing?'

'Oh, no sir, nothing of the kind. They went out a good bit -Mrs

Allen especially - but they're class, if you know what I

mean. Not like some as I could name down the other end. I'm

sure the way that Mrs Stevens goes on - if she is a Mrs at all

which I doubt - well I shouldn't like to tell you what goes on

there - I...'

'Quite so,' said Japp, dexterously stopping the flow. 'Now

that's very important what you've told me. Mrs Allen and Miss

Plenderleith were well liked, then?'

'Oh yes, sir, very nice ladies, both of them - especially Mrs

Allen. Always spoke a nice word to the children, she did. Lost

her own little girl, I believe, poor dear. Ah well, I've buried

three myself. And what I say is...'

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'Yes, yes, very sad. And Miss Plenderleith?'

'Well, of course she was a nice lady too, but much mor:

abrupt if you know what I mean. Just go by with a nod, sh:

would, and not stop to pass the time of day. But I've nothing

against her - nothing at all.'

'She and Mrs Allen got on well together?'

'Oh, yes sir. No quarrelling - nothing like that. Very happ,:

and contented they were - I'm sure Mrs Pierce will bear me

out.'

'Yes, we've talked to her. Do you know Mrs Allen's fianc by

sight?'

'The gentleman she's going to marry? Oh, yes. He's been

here quite a bit offand on. Member of Parliament, they do say.'

'It wasn't he who came last night?'

'No, sir, it was not.' Mrs Hogg drew herself up. A note of

excitement disguised beneath intense primness came into her

voice. 'And if you ask me, sir, what you are thinking is all wrong. Mrs Allen wasn't that kind of lady, I'm sure. It's true

there was no one in the house, but I do not believe anything of

the kind - I said so to Hogg only this morning. "No, Hogg," I

said, "Mrs Allen was a lady - a real lady - so don't

suggesting things" - knowing what a man's mind is, if you

excuse my mentioning it. Always coarse in their ideas.'

Passing this insult by, Japp proceeded:

'You saw him arrive and you saw him leave - that's so, isn't

it?'

'That's so, sir.'

'And yo didn't hear anything else? Any sounds of a

quarrel?'

'No, sir, nor likely to. Not, that is to say, that such thin3s

couldn't be heard - because the contrary to that is well 1¥::,

- and down the other end the way Mrs Stevens goes for

poor frightened maid of hers is common talk - and one d

we've advised her not to stand it, but there, the wages is

- temper of the devil she may have but pays for it - fcty

shillings a week...'

Japp said quickly:

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'But you didn't hear anything of the kind at No. 147'

'No, sir. Nor likely to with fireworks popping offhere, there

and everywhere and my Eddie with his eyebrows singed off as

near as nothing.'

'This man left at ten-twenty - that's right, is it?'

'It might be, sir. I couldn't say myself. But Hogg says so and

he's a very reliable, steady man.'

'You actually saw him leave. Did you hear what he said?'

'No, sir. I wasn't near enough for that. Just saw him from my

[-indows, standing in the doorway talking to Mrs Allen.'

'See her too?'

'Yes, sir, she was standing just inside the doorway.'

'Notice what she was wearing?'

[ 'Now really, sir, I couldn't say. Not noticing particularly as

t were.'

Poirot said:

[ 'You did not even notice if she was wearing day dress or

'iening dress?'

'No, sir, I can't say I did.'

Poirot looked thoughtfully up at the window above and then

across to No. 14. He smiled and for a moment his eye caught

Japp's.

'And the gentleman?'

'He was in a dark-blue overcoat and a bowler hat. Very smart

and well set up.'

Japp asked a few more questions and then proceeded to his

next interview. This was with Master Frederick Hogg, an

impish-faced, bright-eyed lad, considerably swollen with self-importance.

'Yes, sir. I heard them talking. "Think it over and let me

kno," the gent said. Pleasant like, you know. And then she

said something and he answered, '/Ill right. $o long.' And he

got imo the car - I was holding the door open but he didn't give

me nothing,' said Master Hogg with a slight tinge of depression

in his tone. 'And he drove away.'

'You didn't hear what Mrs Allen said?'

'No, sir, can't say I did.'

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'Can you tell me what she was wearing? What colour, fir

instance?'

'Couldn't say, sir. You see, I didn't really see her. She must

have been round behind the door.'

'Just so,' said Japp. 'Now look here, my boy, I want you o

think and answer my next question very carefully. If you don't

know and can't remember, say so. Is that clear?'

'Yes, sir.'

Master Hogg looked at him eagerly.

'Which of'em dosed the door, Mrs Allen or the

gendeman?'

'The front door?'

'The front door, naturally.'

The child reflected. His eyes screwed themselves up in an

effort of remembrance.

'Think the lady probably did - No, she didn't. He did.

Pulled it to with a bit of a bang and jumped into the car quick.

Looked as though he had a date somewhere.'

'Right. Well, young man, you seem a bright kind of shaver.

Here's sixpence for you.'

Dismissing Master Hogg, Japp turned to his friend. Slowly

with one accord they nodded.

'Could be!' said Japp.

'There are possibilities,' agreed Poirot.

His eyes shone with a green light. They looked like a cat's.

CHAPTER 6

On re-entering the sitting-room of No. 14, Japp wasted no tin,:

in beating about the bush. He came straight to the point.

'Now look here, Miss Plenderleith, don't you think it's

better to spill the beans here and now. It's going .to come to that

in the end.'

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Jane Plenderleith raised her eyebrows. She was standing by

the mantelpiece, gently warming one foot at the fire.

'I really don't know what you mean.'

'Is that quite true, Miss Plenderleith?'

·

She shrugged her shoulders.

I 'I've answered all your questions. I don't see what more I

,csn do.'

I: 'Well, it's my opinion you could do a lot more - if you chose.'

'That's only an opinion, though, isn't it, Chief Inspector?' Japp grew rather red in the face.

l'I think,' said Poirot, 'that mademoiselle would appreciate

tter the reason for your questions if you told her just how the l case stands.'

'That's very simple. Now then, Miss Plenderleith, the facts

are as follows. Your friend was found shot through the head

with a pistol in her hand and the door and the window fastened.

That looked like a plain case of suicide. But it wara't suicide.

The medical evidence alone proves that.'

'How?'

All her ironic coolness had disappeared. She leaned forward - intent - watching his face.

'The pistol was in her hand - but the fingers weren't grasping it. Moreover there were no fingerprints at all on the pistol. And

the angle of the wound makes it impossible that the wound

should have been self-inflicted. Then again, she left no letter rather

an unusual thing for a suicide. And though the door was

locked the key has not been found.'

Jane Plenderleith turned slowly and sat down in a chair

facing them.

'So that's it!' she said. 'All along I've felt it was impossible that she should have killed herselfi I was right! She didn't kill herself. Someone else killed her.'

For a moment or two she remained lost in thought. Then she

raised her head brusquely.

'Ask me any questions you like,' she said. 'I will answer them

to the best of my ability.'

Japp began:

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'Last night Mrs Allen had a visitor. He is described as a

of forty-five, military bearing, toothbrush moustache, sonar ]v

dressed and driving a Standard Swallow salooti car. Do

know who that is?'

'I can't be sure, of course, but it sounds like Major Eust:e.'

'Who is Major Eustace? Tell me all you can about him?

'He was a man Barbara had known abroad - in India.

turned up about a year ago, and we've seen him on and off since.'

'He was a friend of Mrs Allen's?'

'He behaved like one,' said Jane dryly.

'What was her attitude to him?'

'I don't think she really liked him - in fact, I'm sure she

didn't.'

'But she treated him with outward friendliness?'

'Yes.'

'Did she ever seem - think carefully, Miss Plenderleith afraid

of him?'

Jane Plenderleith considered this thoughtfully for a minute

or two. Then she said:

'Yes - I think she was. She was always nervous when he was

about.'

'Did he and Mr Laverton-West meet at all?'

'Only once, I think. They didn't take to each other mu¢.

That is to say, Major Eustace made himself as agreeable as

could to Charles, but Charles wasn't having any. Charles

got a very good nose for anybody who isn't well - quite - quite.'

'And Major Eustace was not - what you call - quite - quite ?'

asked Poirot.

The girl said dryly:

'No, he wasn't. Bit hairy at the heel. Definitely not out of the

top drawer.'

'Alas - I do not know those two expressions. You mear

say he was not the pukka satu'b?'

A fleeting smile passed across Jane Plenderleith's face,

she replied gravely, 'No.'

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'Would it come as a great surprise to you, Miss Plenderleith,

if I suggested that this man was blackmailing Mrs Allen?'

Japp sat forward to observe the result of his suggestion.

He was well satisfied. The girl started forward, the colour

rose in her cheeks, she brought down her hand sharply on the

arm of her chair.

'So that was it! What a fool I was not to have guessed. Of

course I'

'You think the suggestion feasible, mademoiselle?' asked

Poirot.

'I was a fool not to have thought of it! Barbara's borrowed

small sums off me several times during the last six months. And

i've seen her sitting poring over her passbook. I knew she was

living well within her income, so I didn't bother, but, of course,

if she was paying out sums of money-'

'And it would accord with her general demeanour - yes?'

sked Poirot.'

'Absolutely. She was nervous. Quite jumpy sometimes.

tltogether different from what she used to be.'

Poirot said gently:

'Excuse me, but that is not just what you told us before.'

'That was different,' Jane Plenderleith waved an impatient

hand. 'She wasn't depressed. I mean she wasn't feeling suiddal

or anything like that. But blackmail - yes. I wish she'd told me.

I'd have sent him to the devil.'

'But he might have gone - not to the devil, but to Mr Charles

Laverton-West?' observed Poirot.

il,5'Yes,' said lane Plenderleith slowly. 'Yes... that's true...'

'You've no idea of what this man's hold over her may have

?' asked Japp.

e girl shook her head. ,

'I haven't the faintest idea. I can t believe, knowing Barbara,

hat it could have been anything really serious. On the other

hand -' she paused, then went on. 'What I mean is, Barbara

as a bit of a simpleton in some ways. She'd be very ea.ily

ghtened. In fact, she was the kind of girl who would be a

positive gift to a blackmailer! The nasty brute?

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She snapped out the last three words with real venom.

'Unfortunately,' said Poirot, 'the crime seems to have takec

place the wrong way round. It is the victim who should kill

blackmailer, not the blackmailer his victim.'

Jane Plenderleith frowned a little.

'No - that is true - but I can imagine circumstances-'

'Such as?'

'Supposing Barbara got desperate. She may have threatenecl

him with that silly little pistol of hers. He tries to wrench away from her and in the struggle he fires it and kills her. Then

he's horrified at what he's done and tries to pretend it was

suicide.'

'Might be,' said Japp. 'But there's a difficulty.'

She looked at him inquiringly.

'Major Eustace (if it was him) left here last night at ten-twenty

and said goodbye to Mrs Allen on the doorstep.'

'Oh,' the girl's face fell. 'I see.' She.paused a minute or tw)

'But he might have come back later,' she said slowly.

'Yes, that is possible,' said Poirot.

Japp continued:

'Tell me, Miss Plenderleith, where was Mrs Allen in the

habit of receiving guests, here or in the room upstairs?'

'Both. But this room was used for more communal partie

for my own special friends. You see, the arrangement wa th;t

Barbara had the big bedroom and used it as a sitting-rool

well, and I had the little bedroom and used this room.'

'If Major Eustace came by appointment last night, in which

room do you think Mrs Allen would have received him?'

'I think she would probably bring him in here.' The girl

sounded a little doubtful. 'It would be less intimate. On the

other hand, if she wanted to write a cheque or anything of that

kind, she would probably take him upstairs. There arc no

writing materials down here.'

Japp shook his head.

'There was no question of a cheque. Mrs Allen drew out we

hundred pounds in cash yesterday. And so far we've not been

able to find any trace of it in the house.'

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'And she gave it to that brute? Oh, poor Barbara! Poor, poor

Barbara!'

Poirot coughed.

'Unless, as you suggest, it was more or less an accident, it still

seems a remarkable fact that he should kill an apparently

regular source of income.'

'Accident? It wasn't an accident. He lost his temper and saw

red and shot her.'

'That is how you think it happened?'

'Yes.' She added vehemently, 'It was murder - murder?

Poirot said gravely:

'I will not ay that you are wrong, mademoiselle.'

Japp said:

'What cigarettes did Mrs Allen smoke?'

'Gaspers. There are some in that box.'

Japp opened the box, took out a cigarette and nodded. He

slipped the cigarette into his pocket.

'And you, mademoiselle?' asked Poirot.

'The same.'

'You do not smoke Turkish?'

'Never.'

'Nor Mrs Alien?'

'No. She didn't like them.'

Poirot asked:

'And Mr Laverton-West. What did he smoke?'

She stared hard at him.

'Charles? What does it matter what he smoked? You're not

going to pretend that he killed her?'

Poirot shrugged his shoulders.

'A man has killed the woman he loved before now,

mademoiselle.'

Jane shook her head impatiently.

'Charles wouldn't kill anybody. He's a very careful man.'

'All the same, mademoiselle, it is the careful men who

commit the cleverest murders.'

She stared at him.

'But not for the motive you have just advanced, M. Poirot.'

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He bowed his head.

'No, that is true.'

Japp rose.

'Well, I don't think that there's much more I can do here. I'd

like to have one more look round.'

'In case that money should be tucked away somewhere

Certainly. Look anywhere you like. And in my room too

although it isn't likely Barbara would hide it there.'

Japp's search was quick but efficient. The living-room had

given up all its secrets in a very few minutes. Then he went

upstairs. Jane Plenderleith sat on the arm of a chair, smoking a

cigarette and frowning at the fire. Poirot watched her.

After some minutes, he said quietly:

'Do you know if Mr Laverton-West is in London at

present?'

'I don't know at all. I rather fancy he's in Hampshire with his

people. I suppose I ought to have wired him. How dreadful.

forgot.'

'It is not easy to remember everything, mademoiselle, when

a catastrophe occurs. And after all, the bad news, it will keep.

One hears it only too soon."

'Yes, that's true,' the girl said absently.

Japp's footsteps were heard descending the stairs. Jane went

out to meet him.

'Well?'

Japp shook his head.

'Nothing helpful, I'm afraid, Miss Plenderleith. I've been

over the whole house now. Oh, I suppose I'd better just have

a look in this cupboard under the stairs.'

He caught hold of the handle as he spoke, and pulled.

Jane Plenderleith said:

'It's locked.'

Something in her voice made both men look at her sharply.

'Yes,' said Japp pleasantly. 'I can see it's locked. Perhaps

you'll get the key.'

The girl was standing as though carved in stone.

'I-I'm not sure where it is.'

Japp shot a quick glance at her. His voice continued

resolutely pleasant and offhand.

'Dear me, that's too bad. Don't want to splinter the wood,

opening it by force. I'll send Jameson out to get an assortment

of keys.'

She moved forward stiffly.

'Oh,' she said/'One minute. It might be-'

She went back into the living-room and reappeared a

moment later holding a fair-sized key in her hand.

'We keep it locked,' she explained, 'because one's umbrellas

and things have a habit of getting pinched.'

'Very wise precaution,' said Japp, cheerfully accepting the

kee turned it in the lock and threw the door open. It was dark

limside the cupboard. Japp took out his pocket flashlight and let

lt play round the inside.

POirot felt the girl at his side stiffen and stop breathing for a

Ii' second. His eyes followed the sweep of Japp's torch.

ir: There was not very much tn the cupboard. Three umbrellas

- one broken, four walking sticks, a set of golf clubs, two tennis

.racquets, a neatly-folded rug and several sofa cushions in

various stages of dilapidation. On the top of these last reposed

m small, smart-looking attache-ease.

As Japp stretched out a hand towards it, Jane Plenderleith

said quickly:

'That's mine. I - it came back with me this morning. So

there can't be anything there.'

'Just as well to make quite sure,' said Japp, his cheery

friendliness increasing slightly.

The case was unlocked. Inside it was fitted with shagreen

brushes and toilet bottles. There were two magazines in it but

nothing else.

Japp examined the whole outfit with mefculous attention.

When at last he shut the lid and began a cursory examinafio,

of the cushions, the girl gave an audible sigh of relief.

There was nothing else in the cupboard beyond what was

[Plainly to be seen. Japp's examination was soon finished.

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He relocked the door and handed the key to Jane

Plenderleith.

'Well,' he said, 'that concludes matters. Can you give me Mr

Laverton-West's address?'

'Farlescombe Hall, Little Ledbury, Hampshire.'

'Thank you, Miss Plenderleith. That's all for the present. I

may be round again later. By the way, mum's the word. Leave

it at suicide as far as the general public's concerned.'

'Of course, I quite understand.'

She shook hands with them both.

As they walkedaway down the mews, Japp exploded:

'What the - the hell was there in that cupboard? There was something.'

'Yes, there was something.'

'And I'll bet ten to one it was something to do with the

attache-case! But like the double-dyed mutt I must be, I

couldn't find anything. Looked in all the bottles - felt the lining - what the devil could it be?'

Poirot shook his head thoughtfully.

'That girl's in it somehow,' Japp went on. 'Brought that case

back this morning? Not on your life, she didn't! Notice that

· there were two magazines in it?'

'Yes.'

'Well, one of them was for las July!'

CHAPTER 7

It was the following day when Japp walked into Poirot's flat,

flung his hat on the table in deep disgust and dropped into a

chair.

'Well,' he growled. 'She's out of it!'

'Who is out of it?'

'Plenderleith. Was playing bridge up to midnight. Host,

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hostess, naval-commander guest and two servants can all swear

to that. No doubt about it, we've got to give up any idea of her

being concerned in the business. All the same, I'd like to know why she went all hot and bothered about that little attach6-case under the stairs. That's something inyour line, Poirot. You like

solving the kind of triviality that leads nowhere. The Mystery

of the Small Attach6-Case. Sounds quite promising!'

'I will give you yet another suggestion for a rifle. The

Mystery of the Smell of Cigarette Smoke.'

'A bit clumsy for a ritle. Smell - eh? Was that why you were

sniffing so when we £n'st examined the body? I saw you - and

heard you! Sniff- sniff- sniff. Thought you had a cold in your

head.'

'You were entirely in error.'

Japp sighed.

'I always thought it was the little grey cells of the brain.

Don't tell me the cells of your nose are equally superior to

anyone else's.'

'No, no, calm yourself.'

'I didn't smell any cigarette smoke,' went on Japp

suspiciously.

'No more did I, my friend.'

Japp looked at him doubtfully. Then he extracted a cigarette

from his pocket.

'That's the kind Mrs Alien smoked - gaspers. Six of those

stubs were hers. The other three were Turkish.'

'Exactly.'

'Your wonderful nose knew that without looking at them, I

suppose!'

'I assure you my nose does not enter into the matter. My

nose registered nothing.'

'But the brain cells registered a lot?'

'Well - there were certain indications - do you not think so?'

Japp looked at him sideways.

'Such as?'

'Eh bt,n, there was very def'mitely something missing from

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the room. Also something added, I think... And then, on the

writing-bureau...'

'I knew it! We're coming to that damned quill pen!'

'Du tout. The quill pen plays a purely negative rtle.'

Japp retreated to safer ground.

'I've got Charles Laverton-West coming to see me at

Scotland Yard in half an hour. I thought you might like to be

aere.'

'I should very much.'

'And you'll be glad to hear we've tracked down Maior

Eustace. Got a service flat in the Cromwell Road.'

'Excellent.'

'And we've got a little to go on there. Not at all a nice person,

Major Eustace. After I've seen Laverton-West, we'll go and see

him. That suit you?'

'Perfectly.'

'Well, come along then.'

At half-past eleven, Charles Laverton-West was ushered into

Chief Inspector Japp's room. Japp rose and shook hands.

The M.P. was a man of medium height with a very definite

personality. He was clean-shaven, with the mobile mouth of

actor, and the slightly prominent eyes that so often go with

gift of oratory. He was good-looking in a quiet, well-bred way.

Though looking pale and somewhat distressed, his manner

was perfectly formal and composed.

He took a seat, laid his gloves and hat on the table and looked

towards Japp.

'I'd like to say, first of all, Mr Laverton-West, that I fully

appreciate how distressing this must be to you.'

Laverton-West waved this aside.

'Do not let us discuss my feelings. Tell me, Chief Inspector,

have you any idea what caused my - Mrs Allen to take her own

life?'

'You yourself cannot help us in any way?'

'No, indeed.'

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'There was no quarrel? No estrangement of any kind between you?'

'Nothing of the kind. It has been the greatest shock to me.'

'Perhaps it will be more understandable, sir, if I tell you that

it was not suicide - but murder!'

'Murder?' Charles Lavertun-West's eyes popped nearly out

of his head. 'You say murder?'

'Quite correct. Now, Mr Laverton-West, have you any idea

who might be likely to make away with Mrs Allen?'

Laverton-West fairly spluttered out his answer.

'No - no, indeed - nothing of the sort! The mere idea is - is unimaginable!'

'She never mentioned any enemies? Anyone who might

a grudge against her?'

'Never.'

'Did you know that she had a pistol?'

'I was not aware of the fact.'

He looked a little startled.

'Miss Plenderleith says that Mrs Allen brought this pistol

back from abroad with her some years ago.'

'Really?'

'Of course, we have only Miss Plenderleith's word for that.

It is quite possible that Mrs Allen felt herself to be in danger

from some source and kept the pistol handy for reasons of her

own?

Charles Laverton-West shook his head doubtfully. He

seemed quite bewildered and dazed.

'What is your opinion of Miss Plenderleith, Mr Laverton-West?

I mean, does she strike you as a reliable, truthful

person?'

The other pondered a minute.

'I think so - yes, I should say so.'

'You don't like her?' suggested Japp, who had been

vatching him closely.

'I wouldn't say that. She is not the type of young woman I

That sarcastic, independent type is not attractive to

me, but I should say she was quite truthful.'

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'H'm,' said Japp. 'Do you know a Major Eus:e?'

'Eustace? Eustace? Ah, yes, I remember the name. I met

him once at Barbara's - Nits Allen's. Rather a doubtful

customer in my opinion. I said as much to my - to Mrs Allen.

He Wasn't the type of man I should have encouraged to come

to the house after we were married.'

'And what did Mrs Alien say?'

'Oh! she quite agreed. She trusted my judgment implicitly.

A man knows other men better than a woman can do. She

explained that she couldn't very well be rude to a man whom

she had not seen for some time - I think she felt especially a

horror of being snobbish! Naturally, as my wife, she would fred

a good many of her old associates well - unsuitable, shall we

say?'

'Meaning that in marrying you she was bettering her

position?' Japp asked bluntly.

Laverton-West held up a we!l-manicured hand.

'No, no, not quite .that. As a matter of fact, Mrs Aller

mother was a distant relation of my own family. She was fu.

my equal in birth. But of course, in my position, I have to

especially careful in choosing my friends - and my wife

choosing hers. One is to a certain extent in the limelight.'

'Oh, quite,' said Japp dryly. He went on, 'So you can't

us in any way?'

'No indeed. I am utterly at sea. Barbara! Murdered! It seens

incredible.'

'Now, Mr Laverton-West, can you tell me what your

movements were on the night of November fifth?'

'My movements? My movements?'

Laverton-West's voice rose in shrill protest.

'Purely a matter of routine,' explained Japp. 'We -er - have

to ask everybody.'

Charles Laverton-West looked at him with dignity.

'I should hope that a man in my position might be exempt.'

Japp merely waited.

'I was - now let me see... Ah, yes. I was at the House. Lef',

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at half-past ten. Went for a walk alonAe:$ the EmbaCment,

Watched some of the fireworks.'

'Nice to think there aren't any plots of'hat Ilaaat d n0adays

said Japp cheerily.

Laverton-West gave him a fish-like sin.

'Then I - er - walked home.'

'Reaching home - your London addrsis Bi; is 0slow Square'

I think - at what time?'

'I hardly know exactly.'

'Eleven? Half-past?'

'Somewhere about then.'

'Perhaps someone let you in.'

'No, I have my key.'

'Meet anybody whilst you were wallug?"c.g?' ·

'No - er - really, Chief Inspector, Irtserem these questicns

very much?

'I assure you, it's just a matter of m 'taCtine, Mr iavertt°n'

West. They aren't personal, you know.

The reply seemed to soothe the irat¢ICi.l.l.P.

'If that is all '

'That is all for the present, Mr Laveton.a,n-West.'

'You will keep me informed '

'Naturally, sir. By the way, let meintrca'oduce M. Hercule

Poirot. You may have heard of him.'

Mr Laverton-West's eye fastened izlf · interestedly on the

'Yes - yes - I have heard the name' .

'Monsieur,' said Poirot, his manner suclddenly very fo'reqgn'

'Believe me, my heart bleeds for you. ga¢i/ a 10ss! Such agony

you must be enduring! Ah, but I will I say no ofe. ,' How

the English hide theiremotions.' lie whpped

--his cigarette case. 'Permit me -la, it is empty. Japgpp?'

Japp slapped his pockets and sho{x his head.

Laverton-West produced his ovn o"cigarette ga.se, c mar'Er

- have one of mine, M. 10irot.'

'Thank you - thank you,' The.liRe mare helpec him/nself'

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'As you say, M. Poirot,' resumed the other, 'we English

not parade our emotions. A stiff upper lip - that is our motto?

He bowed to the two men and went out.

'Bit of a stuffed fish,' said Japp disgustedly. 'And a boiled

owl! The Plenderleith girl was quite right about him. Yet he':,

a good-looking sort of chap - might go down well with some

woman who had no sense of humOur. What about tha*.

cigarette?'

Poirot handed it over, shaking his head.

'Egyptian. An expensive variety.'

'No, that's no good. A pity, for I've never heard a weaker

alibi! In fact, it wasn't an alibi at all... You know, Poirot, it's a

pity the boot wasn't on the other leg. If she'd been blackmailing

him... He's a lovely type for blackmail - would pay out like a

lamb! Anything to avoid a scandal.'

'My friend, it is very pretty to reconstruct the case as

would like it to be, but that is not strictly our affair.'

'No, Eustace is our affair. I've got a few lines on

De pounds itely a nasty fellow.'

'By the way, did you do as I suggested about

Plendefieith?'

'Yes. Wait a sec, I'll ring through and get the latest.'

He picked up the telephone receiver and spoke througk t.

After a brief interchange he replaced it and looked u3"

Poirot.

'Pretty heartless piece of goods. Gone offto play golf.

a nice thing to do when your friend's been murdered only

day before.'

Poirot uttered an exclamation.

'What's the matter now?' asked Japp.

But Poirot was murmuring to himself.

'Of course.., of course.., but naturally... What an imbe.; iie

I am - why, it leapt to the eye?

Japp said rudely:

'Stop jabbering to yourself and let's go and tackle

He was amazed to see the radiant smile that spread o,:er

Poirot's face.

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'But - yes - most certainly let us tackle him. For now, see

you, I know everything o but everything?

CHAPTER8

elajor Eustace received the two men with the easy assurance of

man of the world.

His flat was small, a mere pied i terre, as he explained. He

offered the two men a drink and when that was refused he took

out his cigarette case.

Both Japp and Poirot accepted a cigarette. A quick glance

passed between them.

'You smoke Turkish, I see,' said Japp as he twirled the

cigarette between his fingers.

'Yes. I'm sorry, do you prefer a gasper? I've got one

somewhere about.'

'No, no, this will do me very well.' Then he leaned forward

- his tone changed. 'Perhaps you can guess, Major Eustace,

what it was I came to see you about?'

I The other shook his head. His manner was nonchalant.

Major Eustace was a tall man, good-looking in a somewhat

eoarse fashion. There was a puffiness round the eyes - small,

vafty eyes that belied the good-humoured geniality of his

lllarmer.

He said:

'No - I've no idea what brings such a big gun as a chief

inspector to see me. Anything to do with my car?'

'No, it is not your car. I think you knew a Mrs Barbara Alien,

jor Eustace?'

I The major leant back, puffed out a cloud of smoke, and said

i an enlightened voice:

'Oh, so that's it! Of course, I might have guessed. Very sad

business.'

'You know about it?'

'Saw it in the paper last night. Too bad.'

'You knew Mrs Allen out in India, I think.'

'Yes, that's some years ago now.'

'Did you also know her husband?'

There was a pause - a mere fraction ora second - but during

that fraction the little pig eyes flashed a quick look at the faces

of the two men. Then he answered:

'No, as a matter of fact, I never came across Allen.'

'But you know something about him?'

'Heard he was by way of being a bad hat. Of course, that was

only rumour.'

'Mrs Allen did not say anything?'

'Never talked about him.'

'You were on intimate terms with her?'

Major Eustace shrugged his shoulders.

'We were old friends, you know, old friends. But we didn't

see each other very often.'

'But you did see her that last evening? The evening of

November f'tfth? '

'Yes, as a matter of fact, I did.'

'You called at her house, I think.'

Major Eustace nodded. His voice took on a gentle, regretful

note.

'Yes, she asked me to advise her about some investments. Of

course, I can see what you're driving at - her state of mind - aH

that sort of thing. Well, really, it's very difficult to say. Her

manner seemed normal enough and yet she was a bit jumpy,

come to think of it.'

'But she gave you no hint as to what she contemplated

doing?'

'Not the least in the world. As a matter of fact, when I said

goodbye I said I'd ring her up soon and we'd do a show

together.'

'You said you'd ring her up. Those were your last words?'

'Yes.'

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'Curious. I have information that you said something quite

different.'

Eustace changed colour.

'Well, of course, I can't remember the exact words.'

'My information is that what you actually said was, "Well,

tin)k it over and let me know."'

'Let me see, yes I believe you're right. Not exactly that. I

think I was suggesting she should let me know when she was

,flee.'

'Not quite the same thing, is it?' said Japp.

Major Eustace shrugged his shoulders.

'My dear fellow, you can't expect a man to remember word

for word what he said on any given occasion.'

'And what did Mrs Allen reply?'

'She said she'd give .me a ring. That is, as near as I can

remember.'

'And then you said, ",'Ill right. So long."' 'Probably. Something of the kind anyway.'

Japp said quietly:

'You say that Mrs Allen asked you to advise her about her

investments. Did she, by any chance, emrust you with the sum of

two hundred pounds in cash to invest for her?'

Eustace's face flushed a dark purple. He leaned forward and

growled out:

'What the devil do you mean by that?'

'Did she or did she not?'

'That's my business, Mr Chief Inspector.'

Japp said quietly:

'Mrs Allen drew out the sum of two hundred pounds in cash

from her bank. Some of the money was in five-pound notes.

The numbers of these can, of course, be traced.'

'What if she did?'

'Was the money for investment - or was it - blackmail,

Major Eustace?'

'That's a preposterous idea. What next will you suggest?'

Japp said in his most official manner:

'I think, Major Eustace, that at this point I must ask you if

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you are willing to come to Scotland Yard and make a statement.

There is, of course, no compulsion and you can, if you prefer

have your solicitor present.'

'Solicitor? What the devil should I want with a solicitor:

And what are you cautioning me for?'

'I am inquiring into the circumstances of the death of Mrs

Allen.'

'Good God, man, you don't suppose - Why, that's non-sense!

Look here, what happened was this. I called round to see

Barbara by appointment...'

'That was at what time?'

'At about half-past nine, I should say. We sat and talked...'

'And smoked?'

'Yes, and smoked. Anything damaging in that?' demanded

the major belligerently.

'Where did this conversation take place?'

'In the sitting-room. Left of the door as you go in. We talked

together quite amicably, as I say. I left a little before half-past

ten. I stayed for a minute on the doorstep for a few !as

words...'

'Last words - precisely,' murmured Poirot.

'Who areyou, I'd like to know?' Eustace turned and spat he

words at him. 'Some kind of damned dago! What are

butting in for?'

'I am Hercule Poirot,' said the little man with dignity.

'I don't care if you are the Achilles statue. As I say, Barbara

and I parted quite amicably. I drove straight to the Far East

Club. Got there at five and twenty to eleven and went straight

up to the card-room. Stayed there playing bridge until one-thirty.

Now then, put that in your pipe and smoke it.'

'I do not smoke the pipe,' said Poirot. 'It is a pretty alibi you

have the'e.'

'It should be a pretty cast iron one anyway! Now then, sir,'

he looked at Japp. 'Are you satisfied?'

'You remained in the sitting-room throughout your vist?'

'Yes.'

'You did not go upstairs to Mrs Allen's own boudoir?'

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'No, I tell you. We stayed in the one room and'didn't leave

it.'

Japp looked at him thoughtfully for a minute or two. Then

he said:

'How many sets of cuff links have you?'

'Cuff links? Cuff links? What's that got to do with it?'

'You are not bound to answer the question, of course.'

'Answer it? I don't mind answering it. I've got nothing to

hide. And I shall demand an apology. There are these ...' he

stretched out his arms.

Japp noted the gold and platinum with a nod.

'And I've got these.'

He rose, opened a drawer and taking out a case, he opened it

and shoved it rudely almost under Japp's nose.

'Very nice design,' said the chief inspector. 'I see one is

broken - bit of enamel chipped off.'

'What of it?'

'You don't remember when that happened, I suppose?'

'A day or two ago, not longer.'

'Would you be surprised to hear that it happened when you

were visiting Mrs Allen?'

'Why shouldn't it? I've not denied that I was there.' The

major spoke haughtily. He continued to bluster, to act the part

of the justly indignant man, but his hands were trembling.

Japp leaned forward and said with emphasis:

'Yes, but that bit of cuff link wasn't found in the sitting-room.

It was found upstairs in Mrs Allen's boudoir - there in the

room where she was killed, and where a man sat smoking the

same kind of dgarettes as you smoke.'

The shot told. Eustace fell back into his chair. His eyes went

from side to side. The collapse of the bully and the appearance

of the craven was not a pretty sight.

'You've got nothing on me.' His voice was almost a whine.

'You're trying to frame me ... But you can't do it. I've got an

alibi ... I never came near the house again that night...'

Poirot in his mm, spoke.

'No, you did not come near the house again... You did not

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need to... For perhaps Mrs Allen was already dead when you

leftit.'

'That's impossible - impossible - She was just inside the

door - she spoke to me - People must have heard her - seen

her...'

Poirot said softly:

'They heard you speaking to her.., and pretending to wait

for her answer and then speaking again... It is an old trick that

... People may have assumed she was there, but they did not see her, because they could not even say whether she was wean'ng

evening dress or not - not even mention what colour she was

wearing...'

'My God - it isn't true - it isn't true-'

He was shaking now - collapsed...

Japp looked at him with disgust. He spoke crisply.

'I'll have to ask you, si?, to come with me.'

'You're arresting me?'

'Detained for inquiry - we'll put it that way.'

The silence was broken with a long, shuddering sigh. The

despairing voice of the erstwhile blustering Major Eustace

said:

'I'm sunk...'

Hercule Poirot rubbed his hands together and smiled

cheerfully. He seemed to be enjoying himself.

CHAPTER 9 'Pretty

the way he went all to pieces,' said Japp

professional appreciation, later that day.

He and Poirot were driving in a car along the Bromp'.on

Road.

'He knew the game was up,' said Poirot absently.

'We've got plenty on him,' said Japp. 'Two or three different

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aliases, a tricky business over a cheque, and a very nice affair

when he stayed at the Ritz and called himself Colonel de Bathe.

Swindled half a dozen Piccadilly tradesmen. We're holding

him on that charge for the moment - until we get this affair

finally squared up. What's the idea of this rush to the country,

old man?'

'My friend, an affair must be rounded off properly.

Everything must be explained. I am on the quest of the

mystery you suggested. The Mystery of the Missing AttacheCase.'

'The

Mystery of the Small Attache-Case - that's what I

called it - It isn't missing that I know of.'

'Wait, mon am/.?

The car turned into the mews. At the door of No. 14, Jane

Plenderleith was just alighting from a small Austin Seven. She

was in golfing clothes.

She looked from one to the other of the two men, then

produced a key and opened the door.

'Come in, won't you?'

She led the way. Japp followed her into the sitting=room.

Poirot remained for a minute or two in the hall, muttering

something about:

'C'est embtant - how difficult to get out of these sleeves.'

In a moment or two he also entered the sitting=room minus

his overcoat but Japp's lips twitched under his moustache. He

had heard the very faint squeak of an opening cupboard door.

Japp threw Poirot an inquiring glance and the other gave a

hardly perceptible nod.

'We won't detain you, Miss Plenderleith,' said Japp briskly.

'Only came to ask if you could tell us the name of Mrs Allen's

solicitor.'

i 'Her solicitor?' The girl shook her head. 'I dont even know

t she had one.'

Well, when she rented this house with you, someone must

have drawn up the agreement?'

'No, I don't think so. You see, I took the house, the lease is

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in my name. Barbara paid me half the rent. It was quite

informal.'

'I see. Oh! well, I suppose there's nothing doing then.'

'I'm sorry I can't help you,' said Jane politely.

'It doesn't really matter very much.' Japp turned towards

the door. 'Been playing golf?.'

'Yes.' She flushed. 'I suppose it seems rather heartless to

you. But as a matter of fact it got me down rather, being here

in this house. I felt I must go out and do something - tire myself

- or I'd choke?

She spoke with intensity.

Poirot said quickly:

'I comprehend, mademoiselle. It is most understandable most

natural. To sit in this house and think - no, it would not

be pleasant.'

'So long as you understand,' said Jane'shortly.

'You belong to a club?'

'Yes, I play at Wentworth.'

'It has been a pleasant day,' said Poirot.

'Alas, there are few leaves left on the trees now! A week ago

the woods were magnificent.'

'It was quite lovely today.'

'Good afternoon, Miss Plenderleith,' said Japp formally.

'I'll let you know when there's anything de£mite. As a matter of

fact we have got a man detained on suspicion.'

'What man?'

She looked at them eagerly.

'Major Eustace.'

She nodded and turned away, stooping down to put a match

to the fire.

'Well?' said Japp as the car turned the corner of the mews.

Poirot grinned.

'It was quite simple. The key was in the door this time.'

'And-?'

Poirot smiled.

'Eh,/den, the golf clubs had gone'

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'Naturally. The girl isn't a fool, whatever else she is. Anything else gone?'

Poirot nodded his head.

'Yes, my friend - the little attache-case!'

The accelerator leaped under Japp's foot.

'Damnation!' he said. 'I knew there was something. But what

the devil is it? I searched that case pretty thoroughly.'

'My poor Japp - but it is - how do you say, "obvious, my

dear Watson"?'

Japp threw him an exasperated look.

'Where are we going?' he asked.

Poirot consulted his watch.

'It is not yet four o'clock. We could get to Wentworth, I

think, before it is dark.'

'Do you think she really went there?'

'I think so - yes. She would know that we might make

inquiries. Oh, yes, I think we will f'md that she has been there.'

Japp grunted.

'Oh well, come on.' He threaded his way dexterously

through the traffic. 'Though what this attachi-case business

has to do with the crime I can't imagine. I can't see that it's got

anything at all to do with it.'"

'Predsely, my friend, I agree with you - it has nothing to do

with it.'

'Then why - No, don't tell me! Order and method and

everything nicely rounded offi Oh, well, it's a f'me day.'

The car was a fast one. They arrived at Wentworth Golf

Club a little after half-past four. There was no great congestion

there on a week day.

Poirot went straight to the caddie-master and asked for Miss

Plenderleith's dubs. She would be playing on a different

course tomorrow, he explained.

The caddie-master raised his voice and a boy sorted through

some golf dubs standing in a corner. He finally produced a bag

bearing the initials, J.P.

'Thank you,' said Poirot. He moved away, then turned

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carelessly and asked, 'She did not leave with you a small

attache-case also, did she?'

'Not today, sir. May have left it in the clubhouse.'

'She was down here today?'

'Oh, yes, I saw her.'

'Which caddie did she have, do you know? She's mislaid an

attache-case and can't remember where she had it last.'

'She didn't take a caddie. She came in here and bought a

couple of balls. Just took out a couple of irons. I rather fancy

she had a little case in her hand then.'

Poirot turned away with a word of thanks. The two men

walked round the clubhouse. Poirot stood a moment admiring

the view.

'It is beautiful, is it not, the dark pine trees - and then rile

lake. Yes, the lake -'

Japp gave him a quick glance.

'That's the idea, is it?'

Poirot smiled.

'I think it possible that someone may have seen something.

I should set the inquiries in motion if I were you.'

CHAPTER 10

Poirot stepped back, his head a little on one side as he surveyed

the arrangement of the room. A chair here - another chair

there. Yes, that was very nice. And now a ring at the bell - that

would be Japp.

The Scotland Yard man came in alertly. '

'Quite right, old cock! Straight from the horse's mouth. A

young woman was seen to throw something into the lake at

Wentworth yesterday. Description of her answers to Jane

Plenderleith. We managed to fish it up without much ditticulty.

A lot of reeds just there.'

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'And it was?'

'It was the attache-case all right! But why, in heaven's name?

Well, it beats me! Nothing inside it - not even the magazines.

Why a presumably sane young woman should want to fling an

expensively-fitted dressing-case into a lake - d'you know, I

worried all night because I couldn't get the hang of it.'

'Mort patwreJaFp! But you need worry no longer. Here is the

answer coming. The bell has just rung.'

George, Poirot's immaculate man-servant, opened the door

and announced:

'Miss Plenderleith.'

The girl came into the room with her usual air of complete

self-assurance. She greeted the two men.

'I asked you to come here -' explained Poirot. 'Sit here, will

you not, and you here, Japp - because I have certain news to

give you.'

· The girl sat down. She looked from one to the other, pushing

aside her hat. She took it off and laid it aside impatiently.

'Well,' she said. 'Major Eustace has been arrested.'

'You saw that, I expect, in the morning paper?'

'Yes.'

'He is at the moment charged with a minor offence,' were on

Poirot. 'In the meantime we are gathering evidence in

connection with the murder.'

'It was murder, then?'

The girl asked it eagerly.

Poirot nodded his head.

'Yes,' he said. 'It was murder. The wilful destruction of one

human being by another human being.'

She shivered a little.

'Don't,' she murmured. 'It sounds horrible when you say it

like that.'

'Yes - but it is horrible!'

He paused - then he said:

'Now, Miss Plenderleith, I am going to tell you just how I

arrived at the truth in this matter.'

She looked, from Poirot to Japp. The latter was smiling.

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'He has his methods, Miss Plenderleith,' he said. 'I humour

him, you know. I think we'll listen to what he has to say.'

Poirot began:

'As you know, mademoiselle, I arrived with my friend at the

scene of the crime on the morning of November the sixth. Te

went into the room where the body of Mrs Allen had been

found and I.was struck at once by several significant details.

There were things, you see, in that room that were decidedly

odd.'

'Go on,' said the girl.

'To begin with,' said Poirot, 'there w the smell of cigarette

smoke.'

'I think you're exaggerating there, Poirot,' said Japp. 'I

didn't smell anything.'

Poirot turned on him in a flash.

'Precisely. You did not smell any stale smoke. No more did I. And that was very, very strange - for the door and the window

were both closed and on an ashtray there were the stubs of no

fewer than ten cigarettes. It was odd, very odd, that the room

should smell - as it did, perfectly fresh.'

'So that's what you were getting at!' Japp sighed. 'Always

have to get at things in such a tortuous way.'

'Your Sherlock Holmes did the same. He drew attention,

remember, to the curious incident of the dog in the nighttime - and the answer to that was there was no curious incident. The

dog did nothing in the night-time. To proceed:

'The next thing that attracted my attention was a wristwatch

worn by the dead woman.'

'What about it?'

'Nothing particular about .it, but it was worn on the

wrist. Now in my experience it is more usual for a watch to be

worn on the left wrist.'

Japp shrugged his shoulders. Before he could speak, Poi,

hurried on:

'But as you say, there is nothing very definite about that.

Some people prefer to wear one on the right hand. And now I

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come to something really interesting - I come, my friends, to

the writing-bureau.'

'Yes, I guessed that,' said JapP.

'That was really very odd - very remarkable! For two

reasons. The first reason was that something was missing from

that writing-table.'

Jane Plenderleith spoke.

'What was missing?'

Poirot turned to her.

'/1 sheet of blotting-paper, mademoiselle. The blotting-book

had on top a clean, untouched piece of blotting-paper.'

Jane shrugged her shoulders.

'Really, M. Poirot. People do occasionally tear off a very

much used sheet?

'Yes, but what do they do with it? Throw it into the wastepaper

basket, do they not? But it was not in the wastepaper basket. I looked.'

lane Plenderleith seemed impatient.

'Because it had probably been already thrown away the day

before. The sheet was clean because Barbara hadn't written

any letters that day.'

'That could hardly be the case, mademoiselle. For Mrs Allen

was seen going to the post-box that evening. Therefore she must

have been writing letters. She could not write downstairs - there

were no writing materials. She would be hardly likely to go to your room to write. So, then, what had happened to the sheet

of paper on which she had blotted her letters? It is true that

people sometimes throw things in the fire instead of the wastepaper

basket, but there was only a gas fire in the room. And the fire downstairs had not been alight the previous day, dnce you told

me it was all laid ready when you put a match to it.'

He paused.

'A curious little problem. I looked everywhere, in the wastepaper

baskets, in the dustbin, but I could not fred a sheet of

used blotting-paper - and that seemed to me very important. It

looked as though someone had deliberately taken that sheet of

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blotting paper away. Why? Because there was writing on it that

could easily have been read by holding it up to a mirror.

'But there was a second curious point about the writing-table.

Perhaps, Japp, you remember roughly the arrangement

of it? Blotter and inkstand in the centre, pen tray to the left,

calendar and quill pen to the right. Eh b/en? You do not see?

The quill pen, remember, I examined, it was for show only - it

had not been used. Ah! still you do not see? I will say it again.

Blotter in the centre, pen tray to the left - to the left, Japp. But

is it not usual to find a pen tray on the right, convenient to the

right hand?.

'Ah, now it comes to you, does it not? The pen tray on the left

- the wrist-watch on the right wrist - the blotting-paper

removed - and something else brought into the room - the

ashtray with the cigarette ends!

'That room was fresh and pure smelling, Japp, a room in

which the window had been open, not closed all night... Anti

I made myself a picture.'

He spun round and faced Jane.

'A picture of you, mademoiselle, driving up in your taxi,

paying it off, running up the stairs, calling perhaps, 'Barbara'

- and you open the door and you fred your friend there lying

dead with the pistol clasped in her hand - the left hand,

naturally, since she is left-handed and therefore, too, the bullet

has entered on the left ride of the head. There is a note there

addressed to you. It tells you what it is that has driven her to

take her own life. It was, I fancy, a very moving letter ...

young, gentle, unhappy woman driven by blackmail to take/tar

life...

'I think that, almost at once, the idea flashed into your head.

This was a certain man's doing. Let him be punished - fully

and adequately punished! You take the pistol, wipe it and ?!ace

it in the right hand. You take the note and you tear off thop

sheet of the blotting-paper on which the note has been blowd.

You go down, light the fire and put them both on the flay

Then you carry up the ashtray - to further the illusion that

people sat there talking - and you also take up a fragme:'

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enamel cuff link that is on the floor. That is a lucky fred and you

expect it to clinch matters. Then you close the window and lock

the door. There must be no suspicion that you have tampered

with the room. The police must see it exactly as it is - so you do

not seek help in the mews but ring up the police straightaway.

'And so it goes on. You play your chosen rtle with judgment

and coolness. You refuse at first to say anything but cleverly

you suggest doubts of suicide. Later you are quite ready to set

us on the trail of Major Eustace...

'Yes, mademoiselle, it was clever - a very clever murder - for

that is what it is. The attempted murder of Major Eustace.'

Jane Plenderleith sprang to her feet.

'It wasn't murder - it was justice. That man hounded poor Barbara to her death! She was so sweet and helpless. You see,

poor kid, she got involved with a man in India when she first

went out. She was only seventeen and he was a married man

years older than her. Then she had a baby. She could have put

it in a home but she wouldn't hear of that. She went offto some

out of the way spot and came back calling herself Mrs Allen.

Later the child died. She came back here and she fell in love

with Charles - that pompous, stuffed owl; she adored him and

he took her adoration very complacently. If he had been a

different kind of man I'd have advised her to tell him

everything. But as it was, I urged her to hold her tongue. After

all, nobody knew anything about that business except me.

' 'And then that devil Eustace turned up! You know the rest.

He began to bleed her systematically, but it wasn't till that last

evening that she realised that she was exposing Charles too, to

the risk of scandal. Once married to Charles, Eustace had got

he wanted her - married to a rich man with a horror

scandal! When Eustace had gone with the money she

it over. Then she came up and

wrote a letter to me. She said she loved Charles and couldn't

live without him, but that for his own sake she mustn't marry

him. She was taking the best way out, she said.'

Jane flung her head back.

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'Do you wonder I did what I did? And you stand there

calling it murder!'

'Because it is murder,' Poirot's voice was stem. 'Murder can

sometimes seem justified, but it is murder all the same. You are

truthful and clear-minded - face the truth, mademoiselle!

Your friend died, in the last resort, because she had not the

courage to live. We may sympathize with her. We may pity her.

But the fact remains - the act was hers - not another.'

He paused.

'And you? That man is now in prison, he will serve a ',g

sentence for other matters. Do you really wish, of your ,., n

volition, to destroy the life - the life, mind - of any hu?. :,n

being?'

She stared at him. Her eyes darkened. Suddenly .;ne

muttered:

'No. You're right. I don't.'

Then, turning on her heel, she went swiftly from the

The outer door banged...

Japp gave a long - a very prolonged - whistle.

'Well, I'm damned? he said.

Poirot sat down and smiled at him amiably. It was qu: a

long time before the silence was broken. Then Japp said:

'Not murder disguised as suicide, but suicide made to

like murder!'

'Yes, and very cleverly done, too. Nothing

emphasized.'

Japp said suddenly:

'But the attache-case? Where did that come in?'

'But, my dear, my very dear friend, I have already told you

that it did not come in.'

'Then why '

'The golf clubs. The golf clubs, Japp. They were the golf..

of a left-handed person. Jane Plenderleith kept her clul at

Wentworth. Those were Barbara Allen's clu3s. No wonde

girl got, as you say, the wind up when we opened at

cupboard. Her whole plan might have been ruined. But she is

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quick, she realized that she had, for one short moment, given

herself away. She saw that we saw. So she does the best thing

she can think of on the spur of the moment. She tries to focus

our attention on the wrong object. She says of the attache-case

"That's mine. I - it came back with me this morning. So there

can't be anything there." And, as she hoped, away you go on

the false trail. For the same reason, when she sets out the

following day to get rid of the golf clubs, she continues to use

the attache-case as a - what is it - kippered herring?'

'Red herring. Do you mean that her real object was ?'

'Consider, my friend. Where is the best place to get rid of a

bag of golf clubs? One cannot burn them or put them in a

dustbin. If one leaves them somewhere they may be returned

to you. Miss Plenderleith took them to a golf course. She leaves

them in the clubhouse while she gets a couple of irons from her

own bag, and then she goes round without a caddy. Doubtless

at judicious intervals she breaks a club in half and throws it into

some deep undergrowth, and ends by throwing the empty bag

away. If anyone should f'md a broken golf club here and there

it will not create surprise. People have been known to break and

throw away all their clulas in a mood of intense exasperation

over the game! It is, in fact, that kind of game!

'But since she realizes that her actions may still be a matter

0finterest, she throws that useful red herring - the attache-case

- in a somewhat spectacular manner into the lake - and that, my

friend, is the truth of "The Mystery of the Attache-Case."'

Japp looked at his friend for some moments in silence. Then

he rose, clapped him on the shoulder, and burst out laughing.

'Not so bad for an old dog! Upon my word, you take the

cake! Come out and have a spot of lunch?'

'With pleasure, my friend, but we will not have the cake.

Indeed, an Omelette aux Champignons, Blanquette de Veau,

Petits pois la Francaise, and - to follow - a Baba au Rhum.'

:'Lead me to it,' said Japp.

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Those other people who came last night are called Gold. He's

terribly good-looking.'

'Honeymooners?' murmured Sarah in a stifled voice.

Miss Lyall shook her head in an experienced manner.

'Oh, no - her clothes aren't new enough. You can always tell

brides! Don't you think it's the most fascinating thing in the

world to watch'people, M. Poirot, and see what you can fred

out about them by just looking?'

'Not just looking, darling,' said Sarah sweetly. 'You ask a lot

of questions, too.'

'I haven't even spoken to the Golds yet,' said Miss Lyall

with dignity. 'And anyway I don't se why one shouldn't be

interested in one's fellow-creatures? Human nature is simply

fascinating. Don't you think so, M. Poirot?'

This time she paused long enough to allow her companion to

reply.

Without taking his eyes offthe blue water, M. Poirot replied:

Pamela was shocked.

'Oh, M. Poirot! I don't think anything's so interesting - so

incalculable as a human being!'

'Incalculable? That, no.'

'Oh, but they are. Just as you think you've got them

beautifully taped - they do something completely unexpected.'

Hercule Poirot shook his head.

'No, no, that is not true. It is most rare that anyone does an

action that is not clans son caractbre. It is in the end

monotonous.'

'I don't agree with you at all!' said Miss Pamela Lyall.

She was silent for quite a minute and a half before returning

to the attack.

'As soon as I see people I begin wondering about them what

they're like - what relations they are to each other - what

they're thinking and feeling. It's - oh, it's quite thrilling.'

'Hardly that,' said Hercule Poirot. 'Nature repeats herself

more than one would imagine. The sea,' he added thoughtfully,

'has infinitely more variety.'

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Sarah turned her head sideways and asked:

'You think that human beings tend to reproduce certain

patterns? Stereotyped patterns?'

'Prcisment,' said Poirot, and traced a design in the sand

with his £mger.

'What's that you're drawing?' asked Pamela curiously.

'A triangle,' said Poirot.

But Pamela's attention had been diverted elsewhere.

'Here are the Chantrys,' she said.

A woman was coming down the beach - a tall woman, very

conscious of herself and her body. She gave a half-nod and

smile and sat down a little distance away on the beach. The

scarlet and gold silk wrap slipped down from her shoulders.

She was wearing a white bathing-dress.

Pamela sighed.

'Hasn't she got a lovely figure?'

But Poirot was looking at her face - the face of a woman of

thirty-nine who had been famous since sixteen for her beauty.

He knew, as everyone knew, all about Valentine Chantry,.

She had been famous for many things - for her caprices, for her

wealth, for her enormous sapphire-blue eyes, for her matrimonial

ventures and adventures. She had had five husbands

and innumerable lovers. She had in mm been the wife of an

Italian count, of ar American steel magnate, of a tennis

professional, of a racing motorist. Of these four the American

had died, but the others had been shed negligently in the

divorce court. Six months ago she had married a fifth time a

commander in the .navy.

He it was who came striding down the beach behind her.

Silent, dark - with a pugnacious jaw and a sullen manner. A

touch of the primeval ape about him.

She said:

'Tony darling - my cigarette case...'

He had it ready for her - lighted her cigarette - helped her

to slip the straps of the white bathing-dress from her shoulders.

She lay, arms outstretched in the sun. He sat by her like some

wild beast that guards it prey.

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Pamela said, h. her voice just lowered sufficiently:

'You know :ey invest me frightfully... He's such a brute!

So silent and - m0sort ofgIowering. I suppose a woman of her kind

likes that. It rmstmst be le controlling a tiger! I wonder how long

it will last. Sk oae get tired of them very soon, I believe -especially

noWflabadays. All the same, if she tried to get rid of him,

I think he might ;rht be dangerous.'

Another couphlple cae down the beach - rather shyly. They

were the newC0,mers 0fthe night before. Mx and Mxs Douglas

Gold as Miss L:J Lyall knew from her inspection of the hotel

visitors' book. She knew, too, for such were the Italian

regulations - teiiaeir Clfistian names and their ages as set down

from their passpotports.

Mr Dougl a Caxeron Gold was thirty-one and Mrs

Marjorie Emro PA Gold was thirty-five.

Miss Lyall'shobbyin life, as has been said, was the study of

human beings. IhTUnlikemost English people, she was capable of

speaking to stmgangers on sight instead of allowing four days to

a week to elaple before making the first cautious advance as is

the customary gnl3ritish habit. She, therefore, noting the slight

hesitancy and shy/yness of Mrs Gold's advance, called out:

'Good molng, isn't it a lovely day?'

Mrs Gold was m.s a small woman - rather like a mouse. She was

not bad-loolg, g, indeed her features were regular and her

complexion g00cl-.bd, but she had a certain air of diffidence and

dowdiness thata,anade her liable to be overlooked. Her husband,

on the other hcbxd, was extremely good-looking, in an almost

theatrical mm:er. Very fair, crisply curling hair, blue eyes,

broad shoulden, a, narrow hips. He looked more like a young

man on the stay te thana young man in real life, but the moment

he opened his narnouth that impression faded. He was quite

natural and zrff,fected, even, perhaps, a little stupid.

Mrs Goldl00keed gratefully at Pamela and sat down near her.

'What a ]0vel3lely shade of brown you are. I feel terribly

underdone!'

'One has to k,ke a frightful lot of trouble to brown evenly,'

sighed Miss LtILll.

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She paused a minute and then went on:

'You've only just arrived, haven't you?'

'Yes. Last night. We came on the Vapo d'Italia boat.'

'Have you ever been to Rhodes before?'

'No. It is lovely, isn't it?'

Herhusband said:

'Pity it's such a long way to come.'

'Yes, if it were only nearer England '

In a muffled voice Sarah said:

'Yes, but then it would be awful. Rows and rows of people

laid out like fish on a slab. Bodies everywhere!'

'That's true, of course,' said Douglas Gold. 'It's a nuisance

the Italian exchange is so absolutely ruinous at present.'

'It does make a difference, doesn't it?'

The conversation was running on strictly stereotyped lines.

It could hardly have been called brilliant.

A little way along the beach, Valentine Chantry stirred and

sat up. With one hand she held her bathing-dress in position

across her breast.

She yawned, a wide yet delicate cat-like yawn. She glanced

casually down the beach. Her eyes slanted past Marjorie Gold

- and stayed thoughtfully on the crisp, golden head of Douglas

Gold.

She moved her shoulders sinuously. She spoke and her voice

was raised a little higher than it need have been.

'Tony darling - isn't it divine - this sun? I simply must have

been a sun worshipper once - don't you think so?'

Her husband grunted something in reply that failed to reach

the others. Vaienfine Chantry went on in that high, drawling

voice.

'Just pull that towel a little flatter, will you, darling?'

She took infinite pains in the resettling of her beautiful body.

'Douglas Gold was looking now. His eyes were frankly

interested.

Mrs Gold chirped happily in a subdued key to Miss Lyall.

'What a beautiful woman!'

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Pamela, as delighted to give as to receive information,

replied in a lower voice:

'That's Valentine Chantry - you know, who used to be

Valentine Dacres - she is rather marvellous, isn't she? He's

simply crazy about her - won't let her out of his sight!'

Mrs Gold looked once more along the beach. Then she said:

'The sea really is lovely - so blue. I think we ought to go in

now, don't you, Douglas?'

He was still watching Valentine Chantry and took a minute

or two to answer. Then he said, rather absently:

'Go in? Oh, yes, rather, in a minute.'

Marjorie Gold got up and strolled down to the water's edge.

Valentine Chantry rolled over a little on one side. Her eyes

looked along at Douglas Gold. Her scarlet mouth curved

faintly into a smile.

The neck of Mr Douglas Gold became slightly red.

Valentine Chantry said:

'Tony darling - would you mind? I want a little pot of face-cream

- it's up on the dressing-table. I meant to bring it down.

Do get it for me - there's an angel.'

The commander rose obediently. He stalked off into the

hotel.

Marjorie Gold plunged into the sea, calling out:

'It's lovely, Douglas - so warm. Do come.'

Pamela Lyall said to him:

'Aren't you going in?'

He answered vaguely:

'Oh! I like to get well hot-ted up first.'

Valentine Chantry stirred. Her head was lifted for a moment

as though to recall her husband - but he was just passing inside

the wall of the hotel garden.

'I like my dip the last thing,' explained Mr Gold.

Mrs Chantry sat up again. She picked up a flask of sun-bathing

oil. She had some difficulty with it - the screw top

seemed to resist her efforts.

She spoke loudly and petulantly.

'Oh, dear - I can't get this thing undone!'

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She looked towards the other group 'I

wonder '

Always gallant, Poirot rose to his feet, but Douglas Gold had

the advantage of youth and suppleness. He was by her side in

a moment.

'Can I do it for you?'

'Oh, thank you -' It was the sweet, empty drawl again.

'You are kind. I'm such a fool at undoing things - I always

seem to screw themthe wrong way. Oh! you've done it! Thank

you ever so much -'

Hercule Poirot smiled to himself.

He got up and wandered along the beach in the opposite

direction. He did not go very far but his progress was leisurely.

As he was on his way back, Mrs Gold came out of the sea and

joined him. She had been swimming. Her face, under a

singularly unbecoming bathing cap, was radiant.

She said breathlessly, 'I do love the sea. And it's so warm and

love. ly here.'

She was, he perceived, an enthusiastic bather.

She said, 'Douglas and I are simply mad on bathing, tie can

stay in for hours.'

And at that liercule Poirot's eyes slid over her shoulder to

the spot on the beach where that enthusiastic bather, Mr

Douglas Gold, was sitting talking to Valentine Chantry.

His wife said:

'I can't think why he doesn't come ...'

Her voice held a kind of childish bewilderment.

Poirot's eyes rested thoughtfully on Valentine Chantry. He

thought that other women in their time had made that same

remark.

Beside him, he heard Mrs Gold draw in her breath sharply.

She said - and her voice was cold:

'She's supposed to be very attractive, I believe. But Douglas

doesn't like that type of woman.'

Hercule Poirot did not reply.

Mrs Gold plunged into the sea again.

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She swam away from the shore with slow, steady strokes.

You could see that she loved the water.

Poirot retraced his steps to the group on the beach.

It had been augmented by the arrival of old General Barnes,

a veteran who was usually in the company of the young. He was

sitting now between Pamela and Sarah, and he and Pamela

were engaged in dishing up various scandals with appropriate

embellishments.

Commander Chantry had returned from his errand. He and

Douglas Gold were sitting on either side of Valentine.

Valentine was sitting up very straight between the two men

and talking. She talked easily and lightly in her sweet, drawling

voice, turning her head to take first one man and then the other

in the conversation.

She was just finishing an anecdote.

'- and what do you think the foolish man said? "It may have

been only a minut, e, but I'd remember you anywhere, Mum!"

Didn't he, Tony? And you know, I thought it was so sweet of

him. I do think it's such a kind world - I mean, everybody is so

frightfully kind to me always - I don't know why - they just are.

But I said to Tony - d'you remember, darling - "Tony, if you

want to be a teeny-weeny bit jealous, you can be jealous of that

commissionaire." Because he really was too adorable...'

There was a pause and Douglas Gold said:

'Good fellows - some of these commissionaires.'

'Oh, yes - but he took such trouble - really an immense

amount of trouble - and seemed just pleased to be able to help

me.'

Douglas Gold said:

'Nothing odd about that. Anyone would for you, I'm sure.'

She cried delightedly:

'How nice of you! Tony, did you hear that?'

Commander Chantry grunted.

His wife sighed:

'Tony never makes pretty speeches - do you, my lamb?'

Her white hand with its long red nails ruffled up his dark

head.

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He gave her a sudden sidelong look. She murmured:

'I don't really know how he puts up with me. He's simply

frightfully clever - absolutely frantic with brains - and I just go

on talking nonsense the whole time, but he doesn't seem to

mind. Nobody minds what I do or say - everybody spoils me.

I'm sure it's frightfully bad for me.'

-Commander Chantry said across her to the other man:

'That your missus in the sea?'

'Yes. Expect it's about time I joir;ed her.'

Valentine murmured:

'But it's so lovely here in the sun. You mustn't go into the sea

yet. Tony darling, I don't think I shall actually bathe today not

my first day. I might get a chill or something. But why

don't you go in now, Tony darling? Mr - Mr Gold will stay and

keep me company while you're in.'

Chantry said rather grimly:

'No, thanks. Shan't go in just yet. Your wife seems to be

waving to you, Gold.'

Valentine said:

'How well your wife swims. I'm sure she's one of those

terribly efficient women who do everything well. They always

frighten me so because I feel they despise me. I'm so frightfully

bad at everything - an absolute duffe?, aren't I, Tony darling?'

But again Commander Chantry only grunted.

His wife murmured affectionately:

'You're too sweet to admit it. Men are so wonderfully loyal - that's what I like about them. I do think men are so much more loyal than women - and they never say nasty things.

Women, I always think, are rather petty.'

Sarah Blake rolled over on her side towards Poirot.

She murmured between her teeth.

'Examples of pettiness, to suggest that dear Mrs Chantry is

in any way not absolute perfection! What a complete idiot the

woman is I I really do think Valentine Chantry is very nearly the

most idiotic woman I ever met. She can't do anything but say,

"Tony, darling," and roll her eyes. I should fancy she'd got

cottonwool padding instead of brains.'

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Poirot raised his expressive eyebrows.

'Un peu sbore,t'

'Oh, yes. Put it down as pure "Cat," if you like. She certainly

has her methods! Can't she leave any man alone? Her

husband's looking like thunder.'

Looking out to sea, Poirot remarked:

'Mrs Gold swims well.'

'Yes, she isn't like us who f'md it a nuisance to get wet. I

wonder if Mrs Chantry will ever go into the sea at all while she's

out here.'

'Not she,' said General Barnes huskily. 'She won't risk that

make-up of hers coming off. Not that she isn't a f'me-looking

woman although perhaps a bit long in the tooth.'

'She's looking your way, General,' said Sarah wickedly.

'And you're wrong about the make-up. We're all waterproof

and kissproof nowadays.'

'Mrs Gold's coming out,' announced Pamela.

'Here we go gathering nuts and may,' hummed Sarah. 'Here

comes his wife to fetch him away - fetch him away - fetch him

away...'

Mrs Gold came straight up the beach. She had quite a pretty

figure but her plain, waterproof cap was rather too serviceable

to be attractive.

'Aren't you coming, Douglas?' she demanded impatiently.

'The sea is lovely and warm.'

'Rather.'

Douglas Gold rose hastily to his feet. He paused a moment

and as he did so Valentine Chantry looked up at him with a

sweet smile.

'Au revolt,' she said.

Gold and his wife went down the beach.

As soon as they were out of earshot, Pamela said critically:

'I don't think, you know, that that was wise. To snatch your

husband away from another woman is always bad policy. It

makes you seem so possessive. And husbands hate that.'

'You seem to know a lot about husbands, Miss Pamela,' said

General Barnes.

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'Other people's - not my own!'

'Ah! that's where the difference comes in.'

'Yes, but General, I shall have learnt a lot of Do Nots.'

'Well, darling,' said Sarah, 'I shouldn't wear a cap like that

for one thing...'

'Seems very sensible to me,' said the General. 'Seems a nice,

sensible little woman altogether.'

'You've hit it exactly, General,' said Sarah. 'But you know

there's a limit to the sensibleness of sensible women. I have a

feeling she won't be so sensible when it's a case of Valentine

Chantry.'

She turned her head and exclaimed in a low, excited

whisper:

'Look at him now. Just like thunder. That man looks as

though he had got the most frightful temper...'

Commander Chantry was indeed scowling after the retreating

husband and wife in a singularly unpleasant fashion.

Susan looked up at Poirot.

'Well?' she said. 'What do you make of all this?'

Hercule Poirot did not reply in words, but once again his

forefinger traced a design in the sand. The same design - a triangle.

'The eternal triangle,' mused Susan. 'Perhaps you're right.

If so, we're in for an exciting time in the next few weeks.'

CHAPTER2

M. Hercule Poirot was disappointed with Rhodes. He had

come to Rhodes for a rest and for a holiday. A holiday,

especially, from crime. In late October, so he had been told,

Rhodes would be nearly empty. A peaceful, secluded spot.

That, in itself, was true enough. The Chantrys, the Golds,

Pamela and Susan, the General and himself and two Italian

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couples were the only guests. But within that restricted circle the intelligent brain of M. Poirot perceived the inevitable

shaping of events to come.

'It is that I am criminal-minded,' he told himself reproachfully.

'I have the indigestion! I imagine things.'

But still he worried.

One morning he came down to fred Mrs Gold sitting on the

terrace doing needlework.

As he came up to her he had the impression that there was

the flicker of a cambric handkerchief swiftly whisked out of

sight.

Mrs Gold's eyes were dry, but they were suspiciously bright.

Her manner, too, struck him as being a shade too cheerful. The

brightness of it was a shade overdone.

She said:

'Good morning, M. Poirot,' with such enthusiasm as to

arouse his doubts.

He felt that she could not possibly be quite as pleased to see

him as she appeared to be. For she did not, after all, know him

very well. And though Hercule Poirot was a conceited little

man where his profession was concerned, he was quite modest

in his estimate of his personal attractions.

'Good morning, madame,' he responded. 'Another beautiful

day.'

'Yes, isn't it fortunate? But Douglas and I are always lucky

in our weather.'

'Indeed?'

'Yes. We're really very lucky altogether. You know, M.

Poirot, when one sees so much trouble and unhappiness, and so

many couples divorcing each other and all that sort of thing,

well, one does feel very grateful for one's own happiness.'

'It is pleasant to hear you say so, madame.'

'Yes. Douglas and I are so wonderfully happy together.

We've been married five years, you know, and after all, five

years is quite a long time nowadays '

'I have no doubt that in some cases it can seem an eternity,

madame,' said Poirot dryly.

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'- but I really believe that we're happier now than when we

were first married. You see, we're so absolutely suited to each

other.'

'That, of course, is everything.'

'That's why I feel so sorry for people who aren't happy.'

'You mean '

'Oh! I was speaking generally, M. Poirot.'

'I see. I see.'

Mrs Gold picked up a strand of silk, held it to the light,

approved of it, and were on:

'Mrs Chantry, for instance '

'Yes, Mrs Chantry?'

'I don't think she's at all a nice woman.'

'No. No, perhaps not.'

'In fact, I'm quite sure she's not a nice woman. But in a way

one feels sorry for her. Because in spite of her money and her

good looks and all that' - Mrs Gold's fingers were trembling

and she was quite unable to thread her needle - 'she's not the

sort of woman men really stick to. She's the sort of woman, I

think, that men would get tired of very easily. Don't you think

so?'

'I myself should certainlyget tired of her conversation

before any great space of time had passed,' said Poirot

cautiously.

'Yes, that's what I mean. She has, of course, a kind of appeal

...' Mrs Gold hesitated, her lips trembled, she stabbed

uncertainly at her work. A less acute observer than Hercule

Poirot could not have failed to notice her distress. She went on

inconsequently:

Then are just like children! They believe anything...'

She bent over her work. The tiny wisp of cambric came out

again unobtrusively.

Perhaps Hercule Poirot thought it well to change the

subject.

He said:

'You do not bathe this morning? And monsieur your

husband, is he down on the beach?'

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Mrs Gold looked up, blinked, resumed her almost defiantly

bright manner and replied:

'No, not this morning. We arranged to go round the walls of

the old city. But somehow or other we - we missed each other.

They started without me.'

The pronoun was revealing, but before Poirot could say

anything, General Barnes came up from the beach below and

dropped into a chair beside them.

'Good morning, Mrs Gold. Good morning, Poirot. Both

deserters this morning? A lot of absentees. You two, and your

husband, Mrs Gold - and Mrs Chantry.'

'And Commander Chantry?' inquired Poirot casually.

'Oh, no, he's down there. Miss Pamela's got him in hand.'

The General chuckled. 'She's finding him a little bit difficult!

One of the strong, silent men you hear about in books.'

Marjorie Gold said with a little shiver:

'He frightens me a little, that man. He - he looks so black

sometimes. As though he might do - anything!'

She shivered.

'Just indigestion, I expect,' said the General cheerfully.

'Dyspepsia is responsible for many a reputation for romantic

melancholy or ungovernable rages.'

Marjorie Gold smiled a polite little smile.

'And where's your good man?' inquired the General.

Her reply came without hesitation - in a natural, cheerful

voice.

'Douglas? Oh, he and Mrs Chantry have gone into the town.

I believe they've gone to have a look at the walls of the old city.'

'Ha, yes - very interesting. Time of the lmights and all that.

You ought to have gone too, little lady.'

Mrs Gold said:

'I'm afraid I came down rather late.'

She got up suddenly with a murmured excuse and went into

the hotel. '

General Barnes looked after her with a concerned expression,

shaking his head gently.

'Nice little woman, that. Worth a dozen painted trollops like

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someone whose name we won't mention! Ha! Husband's a

fool! Doesn't know when he's well off.'

He shook his head again. Then, rising, he went indoors.

Sarah Blake had just come up from the beach and had heard

the General's last speech.

Making a face at the departing warrior's back, she remarked

as she flung herself into a chair:

'Nice little woman - nice little woman! Men always approve

of dowdy women - but when it comes to brass tacks the dress-up

trollops win hands down! Sad, but there it is.'

'Mademoiselle,' said Poirot, and his voice was abrupt. 'I do

not like all this!'

'Don't you? Nor do I. No, let's be honest, I suppose I do.like it really. There is a horrid side of one that enjoys accidents and

public calamities and unpleasant things that happen to one's

friends.'

Poirot asked:

'Where is Commander Chantry?'

'On the beach being dissected by Pamela (she's enjoying

herself if you like!) and not being improved in temper by the

proceeding. He was looking like a thunder cloud when I came

up. There are squalls ahead, believe me.'

Poirot murmured:

'There is something I do not understand '

'It's not easy to understand,' said Sarah. 'But what's going to happen that's the question.'

Poirot shook his head and murmured:

'As you say, mademoiselle - it is the future that causes one

inquietude.'

'What a nice way of putting it,' said Sarah and went into the

hotel.

In the doorway she almost collided with Douglas Gold. The

young man came out looking rather pleased with himself but at

the same time slightly guilty. He said:

'Hallo, M. Poirot,' and added rather self-consciously, 'Been

showing Mrs Chantry the Crusaders' walls. Marjorie didn't

feel up to going.'

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Poirot's eyebrows rose slightly, but even had he wished he

would have had no time to make a comment for Valentine

Chantry came sweeping out, crying in her high voice:

'Douglas - a pink gin - positively I must have a pink gin.'

Douglas Gold went off to order the drink. Valentine sank

into a chair by Poirot. She was looking radiant this morning.

She saw her husband and Pamela coming up towards them

and waved a hand, crying out:

'Have a nice bathe, Tony darling? Isn't it a divine morning?'

Commander Chantry did not answer. He swung up the

steps, passed her without a word or a look and vanished into the

bar.

His hands were clenched by his sides and that faint likeness

to a gorilla was accentuated.

Valentine Chantry's perfect but rather foolish mouth fell

open.

She said, 'Oh,' rather blankly.

Pamela Lyall's face expressed keen enjoyment of the

situation. Masking it as far as was possible to one of her

ingenuous disposition she sat down by Valentine Chantry and

inquired:

'Have you had a nice morning?'

As Valentine began, 'Simply marvellous. We -' Poirot got

up and in his turn strolled gently towards the bar. He found

young Gold waiting for the pink gin with a flushed face. He

looked disturbed and angry.

He said to Poirot, 'That man's a brute!' And he nodded his

head in the direction of the retreating figure of Commander

Chantry.

'It is possible,' said Poirot. 'Yes, it is quite possible. But les

femmes, they like brutes, remember that!'

Douglas muttered:

'I shouldn't be surprised if he ill-treats her?

'She probably likes that too.'

Douglas Gold looked at him in a puzzled way, took up the

pink gin and went out with it.

Hercule Poirot sat on a stool and ordered a drop de ca. sds.

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Whilst he was sipping it with long sighs of enjoyment, Chantry

came in and drank several pink gins in rapid succession.

He said suddenly and violently to the world at large rather

than to Poirot:

'If Valentine thinks she can get rid of me like she's got rid of

a lot of other damned fools, she's mistaken! I've got her and I

mean to keep her. No other fellow's going to get her except over

my dead body.'

He flung down some money, turned on his heel and went

out.

CHAPTER 3

It was three days later that Hercule Poirot went to the Mount

of the Prophet. It was a cool, agreeable drive through the

golden green fir trees, winding higher and higher, far above the

petty wrangling and squabbling of human beings. The car

stopped at the restaurant. Poirot got out and wandered into the

woods. He came out at last on a spot that seemed truly on top

of the world. Far below, deeply and dazzlingly blue, was the

sea.

Here at last he was at peace - removed from cares - above the

world. Carefully placing his folded overcoat on a tree stump,

Hercule Poirot sat down.

'Doubtless le bon Dieu knows what he does. But it is odd that

he should have permitted himself to fashion certain human

beings. Eh tnb, n, here for awhile at least I am away from these

vexing problems.' Thus he mused.

He looked up with a start. A little wotmm in a brown coat and

skirt was hurrying towards him. It was Marjorie Gold and this

time she had abandoned all pretence. Her face was wet with

tears.

Poirot could not escape. She was upon him.

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'M. Poirot. You've got to help me. I'm so miserable I don't

know what to do! Oh, what shall I do? What shall I do?'

She looked up at him with a distracted face. Her fingers

fastened on his coat sleeve.. Then, as something she saw in his

face alarmed her, she drew back a little.

'What - what is it?' she faltered.

'You want my advice, madame? It is that you ask?'

She stammered, 'Yes ... Yes ...'

'Eh tnn - here it is.' He spoke curtly - trenchantly. 'Leave

this place at once - before it is too late.'

'What?' She stared at him.

'You heard me. Leave this island.'

'Leave the island?'

She stared at him stupefied.

'That is what I say.'

'But why - why?'

'It is my advice to you - if you valueyour life.'

She gave a gasp.

'Oh! what do you mean? You're frightening me - you're

frightening me.'

'Yes,' said Poirot gravely, 'that is my intention.'

She sank down, her face in her hands.

'But I can't! He wouldn't come! Douglas wouldn't, I mean.

She wouldn't let him. She's got hold of him - body and soul.

He won't listen to anything against her... He's crazy about her

... He believes everything she tells him - that her husband ill-treats

her - that she's an injured innocent - that nobody has

ever understood her ... He doesn't even think about me any

more - I don't count - I'm not real to him. He wants me to give

him his fdom - to divorce him. He believes that she'll

divorce her husband and marry him. But I'm afraid ...

Chantry won't give her up. He's'hot that kind of fium. Last

night she showed Douglas braises on her arm - said her

husband had done it. It made Douglas wild..He's so chivalrous

... Oh! I'm afraid! What will come of it all? Tell me what to

do!'

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Hercule Poirot stood looking straight across the water to the

blue line of hills on the mainland of Asia. He said:

'I have told you. Leave the island before it is too late...' She shook her head.

'I can't - I can't - unless Douglas...'

Poirot sighed.

He shrugged his shoulders.

CHAPTER 4

Hercule Poirot sat with Pamela Lyall on the beach.

She said with a certain amount of gusto, 'The triangle's

going strong! They sat one each side of her last night glowering

at each other! Chantry had had too much to drink.

He was positively insulting to Douglas Gold. Gold behaved

very well. Kept his temper. The Valentine woman enjoyed it,

of course. Purred like the man-eating tiger she is. What do you

think will happen?'

Poirot shook his head.

'I am afraid. I am very much afraid...'

'Oh, we all are,' said Miss Lyall hypocritically. She added,

'This business is rather inyourline. Or it may come to be. Can't

you do anything?'

'I have done what I could.'

Miss Lyall leaned forward eagerly.

'What have you done?' she asked with pleasurable

excitement.

'I advised Mrs Gold to leave the island before it was too late.'

'Oo-er - so you think -' she stopped.

'Yes, mademoiselle?'

'So that's what you think is going to happen!' said Pamela

slowly. 'But he couldn't - he'd never do a thing like that ...

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He's so nice really. It's all that Chantry woman. He wouldn't He

wouldn't - do '

She stopped - then she said softly:

'Murder? Is that - is that really the word that's in your

mind?'

'It is in someone's mind, mademoiselle. I will tell you that.'

Pamela gave a sudden shiver.

'I don't believe it,' she declared.

CHAPTER5

The sequence of events on the night of October the twenty-ninth

was perfectly clear.

To begin with, there was a scene between the two men Gold

and Chantry. Chantry's voice rose louder and louder and

his last words were overheard by four persons - the cashier at

the desk, the manager, General Barnes and Pamela Lyall.

'You god-damned swine! If you and my wife think you can

put this over on me, you're mistaken! As long as I'm alive, Valentine will remain my wife.'

Then he had flung out of the hotel, his face livid with rage.

That was before dinner. After dinner (how arranged no one

knew) a reconciliation took place. Valentine asked Marjorie

Gold to come out for a moonlight drive. Pamela and Sarah

went with them. Gold and Chantry played billiards together.

Afterwards they joined Hercule Poirot and General Barnes in

the lounge.

For the fn, st time almost, Chantry's face was smiling and

good-tempered.

'Have a good game?' asked the General.

The Commander said:

'This fellow's too good for me! Ran out with a break of forty-six.'

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Douglas Gold deprecated this modesfiy.

'Pure fluke. I assure you it was. What'll you have? I'll go and

get hold of a waiter.'

'Pink gin for me, thanks.'

'Right. General?'

'Thanks. I'll have a whisky and soda.'

'Same for me. What about you, M. Poirot?'

'You are most amiable. I should like a sirop de cassis.'

'A sirop - excuse me?'

'Sirop de cassis. The syrup of blackcurrants.'

'Oh, a liqueur! I see. I suppose they have it here? I never

heard of it.'

'They have it, yes. But it is not a liqueur.'

Douglas Gold said, laughing:

'Sounds a funny taste to me - but every man his own poison!

I'll go and order them.'

Commander Chantry sat down. Though not by nature a

talkative or a social man, he was clearly doing his best to be

genial.

'Odd how one gets used to doing without any news,' he

remarked.

The General grunted.

'Can't say the Continental Daily Mail four days old is much

use to me. Of course I get The Times sent to me and Punch every

week, but they're a devilish long time in coming.'

'Wonder if we'll have a general election over this Palestine

business?'

'Whole thing's been badly mismanaged,' declared the

General just as Douglas Gold reappeared followed by a walter

with the drinks.

The General had just begun on an anecdote of his military

career in India in the year 1905. The two Englishmen were

listening politely, if without great interest. Hercule Poirot was

sipping his sirop de cassis.

The General reached the point of his narrative and there was

dutiful laughter all round.

Then the women appeared at the doorwfiy of the lounge.

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They all four eemed in the best of spirits and were talldog

laughing.

'Tony, daring, it was too divine,' cried Valentine as

dropped into chair by his side. 'The most marvellous idcv

Mrs Gold's. you all ought to have come!'

Her husbard said:

'What about a drink?'

He looked iaquiringly at the others.

'Pink gin for me, darling,' said Valentine.

'Gin and gigerbeer,' said Pamela.

'Sidecar,' d Sarah.

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'Right.' Clammy stood up. He pushed his own untottC for

pink gin over to his wife. 'You have this. I'll order mother

myself. What's yours, Mrs Gold?'

Mr Gold was being helped out of her coat by her busbOd'

She turned smiling:

'Can I have an orangeade, please?'

'Right you are. Orangeade.'

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He went to,ards the door. Mrs Gold smiled up io

husband's face.

'It was so lovely, Douglas. I wish you had come.'

'I wish I had too. We'll go another night, shall we?'

They smiled at each other.

Valentine Clantry picked up the pink gin and drained

'0o! I needed that,' she sighed.

Douglas Gold took Marjorie's coat and laid it on a serte'

As he strolled back to the others he said sharply:

'Hallo, what's the matter?'

Valentine Chantry was leaning back in her chair. Her lils

were blue and her hand had gone to her heart.

'I feel - rather queer...'

She gasped, fghting for breath.

Chantry came back into the room. He quickened his sgel

'Hallo, Val, what's the matter?'

'I - I don't know ... That drink - it tasted queer...'

'The pink gin?'

Chantry swung round his face worked. He caught Douglas Gold by the shoulder.

'That was my drink...Gold, what the hell did you put in it?'.

Douglas Gold was staring at the convulsed face of the

woman in the chair. He had gone dead white.

'I - I - never '.

Valentine Chantry slipped down in her chair.

General Barnes cried out:

'Get a doctor - quick...'

Five minutes later Valentine Chantry died...

CHAPTER 6

There was no bathing the next morning.

Pamela Lyall, white-faced, clad in a simple dark cless,

clutched at Hercule Poirot in the hall and drew him into the

little writing-room.

'It's horrible!' she said. 'Horrible! You said so! You foresaw

it! Murder?

He bent his head gravely.

'Oh!' she cried Out. She stamped her foot on the floor. 'You

should have stopped it! Somehow! It couldhave been stopped?

'How?' asked Hercule Poirot.

That brought her up short for the moment.

'Couldn't you go to someone - to the police ?'

'And say what? What is there to say - before the event? That

someone has murder in their heart? I tell you, mort enfant, if one

human being is determined to kill another human being '

'You could warn the victim,' insisted Pamela.

'Sometimes,' said Hercule Poirot, 'warnings are useless.'

Pamela said slowly, 'You could warn the murderer - show him that you knew what was intended...'

Poirot nodded appreciatively.

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'Yes - a better plan, that. But even then you have to reckon

with a criminal's chief vice.'

'What is that?'

'Conceit. A criminal never believes that his crime can fail.'

'But it's absurd - stupid,' cried Pamela.'Tlae whole crime

was childish! Why, the police arrested Douglas Gold at once

last night.'

'Yes.' He added thoughtfully, 'Douglas Gold is a verY stupid

young man.'

'Incredibly stupid! I hear that they found the rest of the

poison - whatever it was ?'

'A form of stropanthin. A heart poison.'

'That they actually fo,md the rest of it in his dinner jacket

pocket?'

'Quite true.'

'Incredibly stupid? said Pamela again. 'PerhPs he eant to

get rid of it - and the shock of the wrong person Ieing poisoned

paralysed him. What a scene it would make on the stage-The

lover putting the stropanthin in the husband's tlass mad then,

just when his attention is elsewhere, the wife drinks it instead

... Think of the ghastly moment when Douglas Gold turned

round and realized he had killed the woman he loved...'

She gave a little shiver.

'Your triangle. The Eternal Triangle/ WhO would have

thought it would end like this?'

'I was afraid of it,' murmured Poirot.

Pamela turned on him.

'You warned her - Mrs Gold. Then why dicln't you warn

him as well?'

'You mean, why didn't I warn Douglas Gold?'

'No. I mean Commander Chantry. You could have told him

that he was in danger - after all, he was the real obstacle! I've

no doubt Douglas Gold relied on being able to bully his wife

into giving him a divorce - she's a meek-spirited little woman

and terribly fond of him. But Chantry is a mulisla sort of devil.

He was determined not to give Valentine her freedom.'

Poirot shrugged his shoulders.

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'It would have been no good my speaking to Chantry,' he

said.

'Perhaps not,' Pamela admitted. 'He'd probably have said he

could look after himself and told you to go to the devil. But I do

feel there ought to have been something one could have done.'

'I did think,' said Poirot slowly, 'of trying to persuade

Valentine Chantry to leave the island, but she would not have

believed what I had to tell her. She was far too stupid a woman

to take in a thing like that. Pauvre fernme, her stupidity killed

her.'

'I don't believe it would have been any good if she had left

the island,' said Pamela. 'He would simply have followed her.'

'He?'

'Douglas Gold.'

'You think Douglas Gold would have followed her? Oh, no,

mademoiselle, you are wrong - you are completely wrong. You

have not yet appreciated the truth of this matter. If Valentine

Chantry had left the island, her husband would have gone with

her.'

Pamela looked puzzled.

'Well, naturally.'

'And then, you see, the crime would simply have taken place

somewhere else.'

'I don't understand you?'

'I am saying to you that the same crime would have occurred

somewhere else - that crime being the murder of Valentine

Chantry by her husband.'

Pamela stared:

'Are you trying to say that it was Commander Chantry o

Tony Chantry - who murdered Valentine?'

'Yes. You saw him do it! Douglas Gold brought him his

drink. He sat with it in front of him. When the women came in

we all looked across the room, he had the stropanthin ready, he

dropped it into the pink gin and presently, courteously, he

passed it along to his wife and she drank it.'

'But the packet of stropanthin was found in Douglas Gold's

pocket!'

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'A very simple matter to slip it there when we were all

crowding round the dying woman.'

It was quite two minutes before Pamela got her breath.

'But I don't understand a word! The triangle - you said

yourself -'

Hercule Poirot nodded his head vigorously.

'I said there was a triangle - yes. But you, you imagined the

wrong one. You were deceived by some very clever acting! You

thought, as you were meant to think, that both Tony Chantry

and Douglas Gold were in love with Valentine Chantry. You

believed, as you were meant to believe, that Douglas Gold,

being in love with Valentine Chantry (whose husband refused

to divorce her) took the desperate step of administering a

powerful heart poison to Chantry and that, by a fatal mistake,

Valentine Chantry drank that poison instead. All that is

illusion. Chantry has been meaning to do away with his wife for

some time. He was bored to death with her, I could see that

from the first. He married her for her money. Now he wants to

marry another woman - so he planned to get rid of Valentine

and keep her money. That entailed murder.'

'Another woman?' Poirot said slowly:

'Yes, yes - the little Marjorie Gold. It was the eternal triangle

all right! But you saw it the wrong way round. Neither of those

two men cared in the least for Valentine Chantry. It was her

vanity and Majorie Gold's very clever stage managing that made

you think they did! A very clever woman, Mrs Gold, and

amazingly attractive in her demure Madonna, poor-littlething-way!

I have known four women criminals of the same

type. There was Mrs Adams who was acquitted of murdering

her husband, but everybody knows she did it. Mary Parker did

away with an aunt, a sweetheart and two brothers before she

got a little careless and was caught. Then there was Mrs

Rowden, she was hanged all right. Mrs Lecray escaped by the

skin of her teeth. This woman is exactly the same type. I

recognized it as soon as I saw her! That type takes to crime like

a duck to water! And a very pretty bit of well-planned work it

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was. Tell me, what ev/dence did you ever have that Douglas

Gold was in love with Valentine Chantry? When you come to

think it out, you will realize that there was only Mrs Gold's

confidences Chantry's jealous bluster. Yes? You see?'

'It's horrible,' cried Pamela.

'They were a clever pair,' said Poirot with professional

detachment. 'They planned to "meet" here and stage their

crime. That Marjorie Gold, she is a cold-blooded devil! She

would have sent her poor, innocent fool of a husband to the

scaffold without the least remorse.'

Pamela cried out:

'But he was arrested and taken away by the police last night.'

'Ah,' said Hercule Poirot, 'but after that, me, I had a few

little words with the police. It is true that I did not see Chantry

put the stropanthin in the glass. I, like everyone else, looked up

when the ladies came in. But the moment I realized that

Valentine Chantry had been poisoned, I watched her husband

without taking my eyes offhim. And so, you see, I actually saw

him slip the packet of stropanthin in Douglas Gold's coat

pocket...'

He added with a grim expression on his face:

'I am a good witness. My name is well known. The moment

the police heard my story they realized that it put an entirely

different complexion on the matter.'

'AA then?' demanded Pamela, fascinated.

'Eh b/eh, then they asked Commander Chantry a few

questions. He tried to bluster it out, but he is not really clever,

he soon broke down.'

'So Douglas Gold was set at liberty?'

.

'Yes.'

'And - Marorie Gold?'

Poirot's face grew stero.

'I warned her,' he said. 'Yes, I warned her ... Up on the

Mount of the Prophet... It was the only chance of averting the

crime. I as good as told her that I suspected her. She

understood. But she believed herself too clever... I told her m

leave the island if she valued her life. She chose - to remain...'

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Hercule Poirot gave the house a steady appraising glance. His

eyes wandered a moment to its surroundings, the shops, the big

factory building on the right, the blocks of cheap mansion flats

opposite.

Then once more his eyes returned to Northway House, relic of

an earlier age- an age of space and leisure, when green fields had

surrounded its well-bred arrogance. Now it was an anachronism

submerged and forgotten in the hectic sea of modem London

and not one man in fifty could have told you where it stood.

Furthermore, very few people could have told you to whon

it belonged, though its owner's name would have been recog-nized

as one of the world's richest men. But money can quench

publicity as well as flaunt it. Benedict Farley, that eccentric

millionaire, chose not to advertise his choice of residence. He

himself was rarely seen, seldom making a public appearance.

From time to time, he appeared at board meetings, his lean

figure, beaked nose, and rasping voice easily dominating the

assembled directors. Apart from that, he was just a well-known

figure of legend. There were his strange meannesses, his

incredible generosities, as well as more personal details - his

famous patchwork dressing- gown, now reputed to be twenty-eight

years old, his invariable diet of cabbage soup and caviare,

his hatred of cats. All these things the public knew.

Hercule Poirot knew them also. It was all he did know of the

man he was about to visit. The letter which was in his coat

pocket told him little more.

After surveying this melancholy landmark of a past age for a

minute or two in silence, he walked up the steps to the front

door and pressed the bell, glancing as he did so at the neat

wrist-watch which had at last replaced ap. old favourite - the

large turnip-faced watch of earlier days. Yes, it was exactly

nine-thirty. As ever, Hercule Poirot was exact to the minute..

The dOOr opened after just the right interval. A perfect specimen

of the genus buffer stood outlined against the lighted hall.

'Mr Benedict Farley?' asked Hercule Poirot.

The impersonal glance surveyed him from head to foot,

inoffensively but ffecfively.

En gros et en ddtail, thought Hercule Poirot to himself with

appreciation.

'You have an appointment, sir?' asked the suave voice.

'Yes.'

'Your name, sir?'

'Monsieur Hercule Poirot.'

The buffer bowed and drew back. Hercule Poirot entered the

house. The buffer closed the door behind him.

But there was yet one more formality before the deft hands

took hat and stick from the visitor.

'You will excuse me, sir. I was to ask for a letter.'

With deliberation Poirot took from his pocket the folded

letter and handed it to the buffer. The latter gave it a mere

glance, then returned it with a bow. Hercule Poirot returned it

to his pocket. Its contents were simple.

Northway House, W.8

M . H ercule P oirot

Dear Sir,

Mr Benedict Farley would like to have the benefit of your

advice. If convenient to yourself he would be glad if you would

call upon him at the above address at 9.30 tomorrow (Thursday)

Yours truly,

P.S. Please bring this letter wi&you. 144

Hugo C ornwonhy

(Secretary)

Deftly the butler relieved Poirot of hat, stick and overt

said: l,

'Will you please come up to Mr Comworthy's room?

He led the way up the broad staircase. Poirot followed ing with appreciation at such objets d'art as were of an opt

florid nature! His taste in art was always somewhat

On the first floor the buder knocked on a door.

Hercule Poirot's eyebrows rose very slightly. It was

jarring note. For the best buders do not knock at doo

yet indubitably this was a fu'st-class butler!

It was, so to speak, the fu'st intimation of contact i$

eccentricity of a millionaire.

A voice from within called out something. The bud%

open the door. He announced (and again Poirot se

deliberate departure from orthodoxy):

'The gendeman you are expecting, sir.'

Poirot passed into the room. It was a fair-sized to

plainly furnished in a workmanlike fashion. Filing q

books of reference, a couple of easy-chairs, and a la

imposing desk covered with neatly docketed pape

corners of the room were dim, for the only light came fr

green-shaded reading lamp which stood on a small tabl arm of one of the easy-chairs. It was placed so as to cas

light on anyone approaching from the door. Hercul

blinked a little, realizing .that the lamp bulb was at

watts. In the arm-chair sat a thin figure in a palI

dressing-gown - Benedict Farley. His head was stuck fl

in a characteristic attitude, his beaked nose projecting

of a bird. A crest of white hair like that of a cockatoo to

his forehead. His eyes glittered behind thick lenses as hI

suspiciously at his visitor.

'Hey,' he said at last- and his voice was shrill and har:

a rasping note in it. 'So you're Hercule Poirot, hey?'

'At your service,' said Poirot politely and bowed, e,

on the back of the chair.

wrist-watch which had at last replaced ap. old favourite - the

large turnip-faced watch of earlier days. Yes, it was exactly

nine-thirty. As ever, Hercule Poirot was exact to the minute.

The dOOr opened after just the right interval. A perfect specimen

of the genus butler stood outlined against the lighted hall.

'Mr Benedict Farley?' asked Hercule Poirot.

The impersonal glance surveyed him from head to foot,

inoffensively but ffectively.

En gros et en ddtail, thought Hercule Poirot to himself with

appreciation.

'You have an appointment, sir?' asked the suave voice.

'Yes.'

'Your name, sir?'

'Monsieur Hercule Poirot.'

The butler bowed and drew back. Hercule Poirot entered the

house. The butler closed the door behind him.

But there was yet one more formality before the deft hands

took hat and stick from the visitor.

'You will excuse me, sir. I was to ask for a letter.,

With deliberation Poirot took from his pocket the folded

letter and handed it to the butler. The latter gave it a mere

glance, then returned it with a bow. Hercule Poirot returned it

to his pocket. Its contents were simple.

Nonhway Home, W.8

M. H ercule P oirot

DearS ir,

Mr Benedict Farley would like to have the benefit of your

advice. If convenient to yourself he would be glad if you would

call upon him at the above address at 9.30 tomorrow(Thursday)

P.S. Please bring this letter with you. 144

Hugo C omworthy

(Secretary)

Deftly the butler felicced Poirot of hat, stick and overcoat. He

said:

--,,e up to Mr Comworthy's room?'

wm you plea .,, the broad staircase. Poirot followed him, look

He

led the way °..rt such objets d'art as were of an opulent and

ing with appreciO-': i art was always somewhat bourgeois.

florid nature! Hi , butler knocked on a door.

On the first flo.,s eyebrows rose very slightly. It was the first

Hercule Poirotth10est butlers do not knock at doors - and

jarring note. For . was a frrst-class buffer!

yet indubitably tl-2 the fzrst intimation of contact with the

It was, so to s ..lv'.. ' ;re'

eccentricity of a ffioaJlhthicalled out something. The buffer threw

A voice from ,Se afn°unced (and again Poirot sensed the

open the door. c..oca orthodoxy):

deliberate departO': ore expecting, sir'

'The gentlema.o°la' room. It wasa fair-sized room, very

Poirot passed . workmanlike fashion. Filing cabinets,

green-shaded rea °/vchairs. It was placed so as to cast itsy full

arm of one of the .,achin§ from the door. Hercule Poirot

g t on anyone ol;g .that the lamp bulb was at least 150

blinked a little, f-lff sat a thin figure in a patchwork

watts. In the nedict Farley. His head was stuck forward

dressing-gown ·

attittlde, his beaked nose projecting like that

m a characteristic ;wlaite hair like that of a cockatoo rose above

of a bird. A crest °.S,,es littered behind thick lenses as he peered

his forehead. His v:

sus,

picio,usly at hitiaS[°rn,d his voice was shrill an,d, harsh, with

Hey, he said a 'So you re Hercule Poirot, hey?

a rasping note in it' , said Poirot politely and bowed, one hand

'At your serviC¢aTf

on the back of the c ·

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'Sit down- sit down,' said the old man testily.

Hercule Poirot sat down - in the full glare of the lamp.

From behind it the old man seemed to be studying him

attentively.

'How do I know you're Hercule Poirot - hey?' he de-manded

fretfully. 'Tell me that-hey?'

Once more Poirot drew the letter from his pocket and

handed it to Farley.

'Yes,' admitted the millionaire grudgingly. 'That's it.

That's what I got Cornworthy to write.' He folded it up and

tossed it back. 'So you're the fellow, are you?'

With a little wave of his hand Poirot said:

'I assure you there is no deception?

Benedict Farley chuckled suddenly.

'That's what the conjurer says before he takes the goldfish

out of the hat! Saying that is part of the trick, you know!'

Poirot did not reply. Farley said suddenly:

'Think I'm a suspicious old man, hey? So I am. Don't trust

anybody! That's my motto. Can't trust anybody when you're

rich. No, no, it doesn't do.'

'You wished,' Poirot hinted gently,"to consult me?'

The old man nodded.

'Go to the expert and don't count the cost. You'll notice,

M. Poirot, I haven't asked you your fee. I'm not going to!

Send me in the bill later - I shan't cut up rough over it.

Damned fools at the dairy thought they could charge me two

and nine for eggs when two and seven's the market price- lot

of swindlers! I won't be swindled. But the man at the top's

different. He's worth the money. I'm at the top myself- I

know. '

Hercule Poirot made no reply. He listened attentively, his

head poised a little on one side.

Behind his impassi(e exterior he was conscious of a feeling

of disappointment. He could not exactly put his finger on it.

So far Benedict Farley had run true to type - that is, he had

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conformed to the popular idea of himself; and yet - Poirot

was disappointed.

'The man,' he said disgustedly to himself, 'is a

mountebank- nothing but a mountebank!'

He had known other millionaires, eccentric men too, but

in nearly every case he had been conscious of a certain force,

an inner energy that had commanded his respect. If they had

worn a patchwork dressing-gown, it would have been be-cause

they liked wearing such a dressing-gown. But the

dressing-gown of Benedict Farley, or so it seemed to Poirot,

was essentially a stage property. And the man himself was

essentially stagy. Every word he spoke was uttered, so Poirot

felt assured, sheerly for effect.

He repeated again unemotionally, 'You wished to consult

me, Mr Farley?'

Abruptly the millionaire's manner changed.

He leaned forward. His voice dropped to a croak.

'Yes. Yes... I want to hear what you've got to say- what

you think .... Go to the top! That's my way! The best

doctor- the best detective- it's between the two of them.'

'As yet, Monsieur, I do not understand.'

'Naturally,' snapped Farley. 'I haven't begun to tell you.'

He leaned forward once more and shot out an abrupt

question.

'What do you know, M. Poirot, about dreams?'

The little man's eyebrows rose. Whatever he had ex-pected,

it was not this.

'For that, M. Farley, I should recommend Napoleon's

Book of Dreams - or the latest practising psychologist from

Harley Street.'

Benedict Farley said soberly, 'I've tried both .... '

There was a pause, then the millionaire spoke, at first

almost in a whisper, then with a voice growing higher and

higher.

'It's the same dream - night after night. And I'm afraid, I

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tell you - I'm afraid .... It's always the same. I'm sitting in my room next door to this. Sitting at my desk, writing.

There's a clock there and I glance at it and see the time exactly

twenty-eight minutes past three. Always the same

time, you understand.

'And when I see the time, M. Poirot, I know I've got to do it. I

don't want to do it- I loathe doing it- but I've got to '

His

voice had risen shrilly.

Unperturbed,

Poirot said, 'And what is it that you have to do?'

'At

twenty-eight minutes past three,' Benedict Farley said hoarsely,

'I open the second drawer down on the right of my desk,

take out the revolver that I keep there, load it and walk

over

to the window. And then- and then-'

'Yes?'

Benedict

Farley said in a whisper:

'

Then I shoot myself '

There

was

silence.

Then Poirot

said, 'That is your dream?'

'Yes.'

'The

same

every night?'

'Yes.'

'What

happens

after you shoot yourself?.'

'I

wake up.'

Poirot

nodded his head slowly and thoughtfully. 'As a matter

of interest, do you keep a revolver in that particular

drawer?'

'Yes.'

'Why?'

'I

have always done so. It is as well to be prepared.'

'Prepared

for what?'

Farley

said irritably, 'A man in my position has to be on his guard.

All rich men have enemies.'

Poirot

did not pursue the subject. He remained silent for a

moment or two, then he said:

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'Why exactly did you send for me?'

'I will tell you. First of all I consulted a doctor - three

doctors to be exact.'

'Yes?'

'The first told me it was all a question of diet. He was an

elderly man. The second was a young man of the modern

school. He assured me that it all hinged on a certain event

that took place in infancy at that particular time of day- three

twenty-eight. I am so determined, he says, not to remember

the event, that I symbolize it by destroying myself. That is

his explanation.'

'And the third doctor?' asked Poirot.

Benedict Farley's voice rose in shrill anger.

'He's a young man too. He has a preposterous theory! He

asserts that I, myself, am tired of life, that my life is so

unbearable to me that I deliberately want to end it! But since

to acknowledge that fact would be to acknowledge that

essentially I am a failure, I refuse in my waking moments to

face the truth. But when I am asleep, all inhibitions are

removed, and I proceed to do that which I really wish to do. I

put an end to myself.'

'His view is that you really wish, unknown to yourself, to

commit suicide?' said Poirot.

Benedict Farley cried shrilly:

'And that's impossible - impossible! I'm perfectly happy!

I've go.t everything I want - eversthing money can buy! It's

fantastic- unbelievable even to suggest a thing like that!'

Poirot looked at him with interest. Perhaps something in

the shaking hands, the trembling shrillness of the voice,

warned him that the denial was too vehement, that its very

insistence was in itself suspect. He contented himself with

saying:

'And where do I come in, Monsieur?'

Benedict Farley calmed down suddenly. He tapped with

an emphatic pounds ger on the table beside him.

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'There's another possibility. And if it's right, you're the

man to know about it! You're famous, you've had hundreds

of cases - fantastic, improbable cases! You'd know if anyone

does.'

' Know what ?'

Farley's voice dropped to a whisper.

'Supposing someone wants to kill me..-.. Could they do

it this way? Could they make me dream that dream night

after night ?'

'Hypnotism, you mean?'

'Yes.'

Hercule Poirot considered the question.

'It would be possible, I suppose,' he said at last. 'It is more

a question for a doctor.'

'You don't know of such a case in your experience?'

'Not precisely on those lines, no.'

'You see what I'm driving at? I'm made to dream the same

dream, night after night, night after night - and then - one

day the suggestion is too much for me - and I act upon it. I do

what I've dreamed of so often- kill myself!'

Slowly Hercule Poirot shook his head.

'You don't think that is possible?' asked Farley.

'Possible?' Poirot shook his head. 'That is not a word I care

to meddle with.'

'But you think it improbable?'

'Most improbable.'

Benedict Farley murmured. 'The doctor said so too .... '

Then his voice rising shrilly again, he cried out, 'But why do I

have this dream? Why? Why?'

Hercule Poirot shook his head. Benedict Farley said

abruptly, 'You're sure you've never come across anything

like this in your experience?'

'Never.'

'That's what I wanted to know.'

Delicately, Poirot cleared his throat.

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'You permit,' he said, 'a question?'

'What is it ? What is it? Say what you like.'

'Who is it you suspect of wanting to kill you?'

Farley snapped out, 'Nobody. Nobody at all.'

'But the idea presented itself to your mind?' Poirot per

sisted.

'I wanted to know- if it was a possibility.'

'Speaking from my own experience, I should say No. Have

you ever been hypnotized, by the way?'

'Of course not. D'you think I'd lend myself to such

tomfoolery?'

'Then I think one can say that your theory is defmitely

improbable.'

'But the dream, you fool, the dream.'

'The dream is certainly remarkable,' said Poirot

thoughtfully. He paused and then went on. 'I should like to

see the scene of this drama - the table, the clock, and the

revolver.'

'Of course, I'll take you next door.'

Wrapping the folds of his dressing-gown round him, the

old man half-rose from his chair. Then suddenly, as though a

thought had struck him, he resumed his seat.

'No,' he said. 'There's nothing to see there. I've told you

all there is to tell.'

'But I should like to see for myself-'

'There's no need,' Farley snapped. 'You've given me your

opinion. That's the end.'

Poirot shrugged his shoulders. 'As you please.' He rose to

his feet. 'I am sorry, Mr Farley, that I have not been able to

be of assistance to you.'

Benedict Farley was staring straight ahead of him.

'Don't want a lot of hanky-pankying around,' he growled

out. 'I've told you the facts - you can't make anything of

them. That closes the matter. You can send me a bill for the

consultation fee.'

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'I shall not fail to do so,' said the detective drily. He walked

towards the door.

'Stop a minute.' The millionaire called him back. 'That letter

- I want it.'

'The letter from your secretary?'

eyes.,

Poirot's eyebrows rose. He put his hand into his pocket,

drew out a folded sheet, and handed it to the old man. The

latter scru 'tmized it, then put it down on the table beside him

with a nod.

Once more Hercule Poirot walked to the door. He was

puzzled. His busy mind was going over and over the story he

had been told. Yet in the midst of his mental preoccupation, a

nagging sense of something wrong obtruded itself. And that

something had to do with himself- not with Benedict Farley.

With his hand on the door knob, his mind cleared. He,

Hercule Poirot, had been guilty of an error! He turned back

into the room once more.

'A thousand pardons! In the interest of your problem I have

committed a folly! That letter I handed to you- by mischance I

put my hand into my right-hand pocket instead of the left-'

'What's all this? What's all this?'

'The letter that I handed you just now- an apology from my

laundress concerning the treatment of my collars.' Poirot was

smiling, apologetic. He dipped into his left-hand pocket. 'This

isyour letter.'

Benedict Farley snatched at it - grunted: 'Why the devil

can't you mind what you're doing?'

Poirot retrieved his laundress's communication, apologized

gracefully once more, and left the room.

He paused for a moment outside on the landing. It was a

spacious one. Directly facing him was a big old oak settle with a

refectory table in front of it. On the table were magazines.

There were also two ann-chairs and a table with flowers. It

reminded him a little of a dentist's waiting-room.

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The butler was in the hall below waiting to let him out.

'Can I get you a taxi, sir?'

'No, I thank you. The night is pounds e. I will walk.'

Hercule Poirot paused a moment on the pavement waiting

for a lull in the traffic before crossing the busy street.

A frown creased his forehead.

'No,' he said to himself. 'I do not understand at all. No .thing

makes sense. Regrettable to have to admit it, but I, Hercule

Poirot, am completely baffled.'

That was what might be termed the fu'st act of the drama.

The second act followed a week later. It opened with a tele-phone

call from one John Sfillingfleet, MD.

He said with a remarkable lack of medical decorum:

'That you, Poirot, old horse? Sti!lingtleet here.'

'Yes, my friend. What is it?'

'I'm speaking from Northway House- Benedict Farley's.'

'Ah, yes?' Poirot's voice quickened with interest. 'What of-Mr

Farley?'

'Farley's dead. Shot himseffthis afternoon.'

There was a pause, then Poirot said:

'Yes...'

'I notice you're not overcome with surprise. Know some-thing

about it, old horse?'

'Why should you think that?'

'Well, it isn't brilliant deduction or telepathy or anything like

that. We found a note from Farley to you making an

appointment about a week ago.'

'I see.'

'We've got a tame polite inspector here - got to be careful,

you know, when one of these millionaire blokes bumps himself

off. Wondered whether you could throw any light on the case.

If so, perhaps you'd come round?'

'I will come immediately.'

'Good for you, old boy. Some dirty work at the crossroads-eh?'

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Poirot merely repeated that he would set forth immediately.

'Don't want to spill the beans over the telephone? Quite

right. So long.'

A quarter of an hour later Poirot was sitting in the library, a

low long room at the back of Northway House on the ground

floor. There were five other persons in the room. Inspector

Barnett, Dr Stillingfieet, Mrs Farley, the widow of the

millionaire, Joanna Farley, his only daughter, and Hugo

Cornworthy, his private secretary.

Of these, Inspector Barnett was a discreet soldierly-looking

man. Dr Stillingfieet, whose professional manner was entirely

different from his telephonic style, was a tall, long-faced young

man of thirty. Mrs Farley was obviously very much younger

than her husband. She was a handsome dark-haired woman.

Her mouth was hard and her black eyes gave absolutely no due

to her emotions. She appeared perfectly self-possessed. Joanna

Farley had fair hair and a freckled face. The prominence of her

nose and chin was clearly inherited from her father. Her eyes

were intelligent and shrewd. Hugo Cornworthy was a good-looking

young fellow, very correctly dressed. He seemed in-telligent

and efficient.

After greetings and introductions, Poirot narrated simply

and clearly the circumstances of his visit and the story told him

by Benedict Farley. He could not complain of any lack of

interest.

'Most extraordinary story I've ever heard? said the in-spector.

'A dream, eh? Did you know anything about this, Mrs

Farley?'

She bowed her head.

'My husband mentioned it to me. It upset him very much. I-I

told him it was indigestion - his diet, you know, was very

peculiar- and suggested his calling in Dr Stillingfieet.'

The young man shook his head.

'He didn't consult me. From M. Poirot's story, I gather he

went to Harley Street.'

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'I would like your advice on that point, Doctor,' said Poirot.

'Mr Farley told me that he consulted three specialists. What do

you think of the theories they advanced?'

Stillingtleet frowned.

'It's difficult to say. You've got to take into account that what

he passed on to you wasn't exactly what had been said to him. It

was a layman's interpretation.'

'You mean he had got the phraseology wrong?'

'Not exactly. I mean they would put a thing to him in

professional terms, he'd get the meaning a little distorted, and

then recast it in his own language.'

'So that what he told me was not really what the doctors said.'

'That's what it amounts to. He's just got it all a little wrong, if

you know what I mean.'

Poirot nodded thoughtfully. 'Is it known whom he con-suited?'

he asked.

Mrs Farley shook her head, and Joanna Parley remarked:

'None of us had any idea he had consulted anyone.'

'Did he speak toyou about his dream?' asked Poirot.

The girl shook her head.

'And you, Mr Comworthy?'

'No, he said nothing at all. I took down a letter to you at his

dictation, but I had no idea why he wished to consult you. I

thought it might possibly have something to do with some

business irregularity.'

Poirot asked: 'And now as to the actual facts of Mr Farley's

death?'

Inspector Barnett looked interrogativelit at Mrs Farley and at

Dr Stillingtleet, and then took upon himself the role of

spokesman.

'Mr Farley was in the habit of working in his own room on

the fixst floor every afternoon. I understand that there was a big

amalgamation of business in prospect '

He lo6ked at Hugo Comworthy who said, 'Consolidated

Coachlines.'

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'In connection with that,' continued Inspector Barnett, 'Mr

Farley had agreed to give an interview to two members of the

Press. He very seldom did anything of the kind - only about

· once in five years, I understand. Accordingly two reporters,

one from the Associated Newsgroups, and one from

Amalgamated Press-sheets, arrived at a quarter past three by

appointment. They waited on the first floor outside Mr Farley's

door- which was the customary place for people to wait who

had an appointment with Mr Farley. At twenty past three a

messenger arrived from the office of Consolidated Coachlines

with some urgent papers. He was shown into Mr Farley's room

where he handed over the documents. Mr Farley accompanied

him to the door, and from there spoke to the two members of

the Press. He said:

'"I'm sorry, gentlemen, to have to keep you waiting, but I

have some urgent business to attend to. I will be as quick as I

'The two gentlemen, Mr Adams and Mr Stoddart, assured Mr

Farley that they would await his convenience. He went back into

his room, shut the door- and was never seen alive again!'

'Continue,' said Poirot.

'At a little after four o'clock,' went on the inspector, 'Mr

Comworthy here came out of his room which is next door to Mr

Farley's and was surprised to see the two reporters still waiting.

He wanted Mr'Farley's signature to some letters and thought he

had also better remind him that these two gentlemen were

waiting. He accordingly went into Mr Farley's room. To his

surprise he could not at fa'st see Mr Farley and thought the room

was empty. Then he caught sight of a boot sticking out behind

the desk (which is placed in front of the window). He went

quickly across and discovered Mr Farley lying there dead, with a

revolver beside him.

'Mr Comworthy hurried out of the room and directed the

butler to ring up Dr Stillinglleet. By the latter's advice, Mr

Cornworthy also informed the police.'

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'Was the shot heard?' asked Poirot.

'No. The traffic is very noisy here, the landing window wa

open. What with lorries and motor horns it would be mo

unlikely if it had been noticed.'

Poirot nodded thoughtfully. 'What time is it supposed h,

died?' he asked.

S 'ullingfleet said:

'I examined the body as soon as I got here - that is, at thirt3

two minutes past four. Mr Farley had been dead at least

hour.'

Poirot's face was very grave.

'So then, it seems possible that his death could have occurre{

at the time he mentioned to me - that is, at twenty-eig, h

nunutes past three.

'Exactly ,' said Stillingileet.

'Any fmgermarks on the revolver?'

Yes, his own.

'And the revolver itself?.'

The inspector took up the tale.

'Was one which he kept in the second right-hand drawer of hi:

desk, just as he told you. Mrs Farley has identified it positively

Moreover, you understand, there is only one entrance to the

room, the door giving on to the landing. The two reporters wer

sitting exactly opposite that door and they swear that no on

entered the room from the time Mr Farley spoke to them, un

Mr Comworthy entered it at a little after four o'clock.'

'So that there is every reason to suppose that Mr Farley.

comnutted stuclde.

Inspector Barnett smiled a little.

'There would have been no doubt at all but for one point.'

'And that?'

'The letter written to you.

Poirot smiled too.

'I see! Where Hercule Poirot is concerned- immediately the

suspicion of murder arises.

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'Precisely,' said the inspector dryly. 'However, after your

clearing up of the situation-'

Poirot interrupted him. 'One little minute.' He turned to

Mrs Farley. 'Had your husband ever been hypnotized?'

'Never.'

'Had he studied the question of hypnotism? Was he

interested in the subject?'

She shook her head. 'I don't think so.'

Suddenly her self-control seemed to break down. 'That

horrible dream! It's uncanny! That he should have dreamed

that - night after night - and then - it's as though he were hounded to death!'

Poirot remembered Benedict Farley saying-- 'I proceed to

do that which I really wish to do. I put an end to myself.'

He said, 'Had it ever occurred to you that your husband

might be tempted to do away with himself?.'

'No- at least- sometimes he was very queer .... '

Joanna Farley's voice broke in clear and scornful. 'Father

would never have killed himself. He was far too careful of

himself.'

Dr Stillingfleet said, 'It isn't the people who threaten to

commit suicide who usually do it, you know, Miss Farley.

That's why suicides sometimes seem unaccountable.'

Poirot rose to his feet. 'Is it permitted,' he asked, 'that I see

the room where the tragedy occurred?'

'Certainly. Dr Stillingfleet-'

The doctor accompanied Poirot upstairs.

Benedict Farley's room was a much larger one than the

secretary's next door. It was luxuriously furnished with deep

leather-covered arm-chairs, a thick pile carpet, and a superb

outsize writing-desk.

Poirot passed behind the latter to where a dark stain on the

carpet showed just before the window. He remembered the

millionaire saying, 'A t twenty-eight minutes past three I open the

second drawer on the right of my desk, take out the revolver that I

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keep there, load it, and walk over to the window. And then - and

then I shoot myself.'

He nodded slowly. Then he said:

'The window was open like this?'

'Yes. But nobody could have got in that way.'

Poirot put his head out. There was no sill or parapet and no

pipes near. Not even a cat could have gained access that way.

Opposite rose the blank wall of the factory, a dead wall with no

windows in it.

Sfillingtleet said, 'Funny room for a rich man to choose as his

own sanctum, with that outlook. It's like looking out on to a

prison wall.'

'Yes,' said Poirot. He drew his head in and stared at the

expanse of solid brick. 'I think,' he said, 'that that wall is

important.'

Stillingtleet looked at him curiously. 'You mean - psycho-

logicany?'

Poirot had moved to the desk. Idly, or so it seemed, he

picked up a pair of what are usually called lazy-tongs. He

pressed the handles; the tongs shot out to their full length.

Delicately, Poirot picked up a burnt match stump with them

from beside a chair some feet away and conveyed it carefully to

the wastepaper basket.

'When you've finished playing with those things '

said

Stillingfleet

irritably.

Hercule

Poirot murmured, 'An ingenious invention,' and replaced

the tongs neatly on the writing-table. Then he asked:

'Where

were Mrs Farley and Miss Farley at the time of the death?'

'Mrs

Farley

was resting in her room on the floor above this. Miss Farley

was painting in her studio at the top of the house.'

Hercule Poirot

drummed idly with his fingers on the table for a minute

or two. Then he said:

'I should

like to see Miss Farley. Do you think you could ask her to

come here for a minute or two?'

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'If you like.'

Stillingfieet glanced at him curiously, then left the room. r2

.another minute or two the door opened and Joanna Farley care

m.

'You do not mind, Mademoiselle, if I ask you a few questions ?

She returned his glance coolly. 'Please ask anything you

choose. '

'Did you know that your father kept a revolver in his desk.)' 'No.'

'Where were you and your mother - that is to say your

stepmother- that is fight?'

'Yes, Louise is my father's second wife. She is only eight

years older than I am. You were about to say-?'

'Where were you and she on Thursday of last week? That is

to say, on Thursday night.'

She reflected for a minute or two.

'Thursday? Let me see. Oh, yes, we had gone to the theatre.

To see Little Dog Laughed.'

'Your father did not suggest accompanying you?'

'He never went out to theatres.'

'What did he usually do in the evenings?'

'He sat in here and read.'

'He was not a very sociable man?'

The girl looked at him directly. 'My father,' she said, 'had a

singularly unpleasant personality. No one who lived in close

association with him could possibly be fond of him.'

'That, Mademoiselle, is a very candid statement.'

'I am saving you time, M. Poirot. I realize quite well what

you are getting at. My stepmother married my father for his

money. I live here because I have no money to live elsewhere.

There is a man I wish to marry- a poor man; my father saiv to it

that he lost his job. He wanted me, you see, to mar well - an

easy matter since I was to be his heiress!'

'Your father's fortune passes to you?'

'Yes. That is, he left Louise, my stepmother, a quarter of a

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million free of tax, and there are other legacies, but the residue

goes to me.' She smiled suddenly. 'So you see, M. Poirot, I had

every reason to desire my father's death!'

'I see, Mademoiselle, that you have inherited your father's

intdligence.'

She said thoughtfully, 'Father was'clever .... One felt that

with him - that he had force - driving power - but it had all

turned sour- bitter- there was no humanity left .... '

Hercule Poirot said softly, 'Grand Dieu, but what an imbecile

Joanna Farley turned towards the door. 'Is there anything

more?'

'Two little questions. These tongs here,' he picked up the

lazy-tongs, 'were they always on the table?'

'Yes. Father used them for picking up things. He didn't like

stooping.'

'One other question. Was your father's eyesight good?'

She stared at him.

'Oh, no - he couldn't see at all - I mean he couldn't see

without his glasses. His sight had always been bad from a boy.'

'But with his glasses?'

'Oh, he could see all right then, of course.'

'He could read newspapers and frae print?'

'Oh, yes.'

'That is all, Mademoiselle.'

She went out of the room.

Poirot murmured, 'I was stupid. It was there, all the time,

under my nose. And because it was so near I could not see it.'

He leaned out of the window once more. Down below, in the

narrow way between the house and the factory, he saw a small

dark object.

Hercule Poirot nodded, satisfied, and went downstairs again.

The others were still in the library. Poirot addressed himself

to the secretary:

'I want you, Mr Comworthy, to recount to me in detail the

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exact circumstances of Mr Farley's summons to me. When,

for instance, did Mr Farley dictate that letter?'

'On Wednesday afternoon - at five-thirty, as far as I can

remember.'

'Were there any special directions about posting it?'

'He told me to post it myself.'

'And you did so?'

'Yes.'

'Did he give any special instructions to the butler abou,.

admitting me?'

'Yes. He told me to tell Holmes (Holmes is the butler) that

a gentleman would be calling at nine-thirty. He was to ask the

gentleman's name. He was also to ask to see the letter.'

'Rather peculiar precaution to take, don't you think?'

Cornworthy shrugged his shoulders.

'Mr Farley,' he said carefully, 'was rather a peculiar man.'

'Any other instructions?'

'Yes. He told me to take the evening off.'

'Did you do so?'

'Yes, immediately after dinner I went to the cinema.'

'When did you return?'

'I let myself in about a quarter past eleven.'

'Did you see Mr Farley again that evening?'.

'No.'

'And he did not mention the matter the next morning?'

Poirot paused a moment, then resumed, 'When I arrived I

was not shown into Mr Farley's own room.'

'No. He told me that I was to tell Holmes to show you into

my room.'

'Why was that? Do you know?'

Comworthy shook his head. 'I never questioned any of Mr

Farley's orders,' he said dryly. 'He would have resented it if I

had.'

'Did he usually receive visitors in his own room?'

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'Ustally, but not always. Sometimes he saw them in my room.'

'Was there any reason for that?'

Hugo Comworthy considered.

'No- I hardly think so- I've never really thought about it.'

Turning to Mrs Farley, Poirot asked:

'You permit that I ring for your butler?'

'Certainly, M. Poirot.'

Very correct, very urbane, Holmes answered the bell.

'You rang, madam?'

Mrs Farley indicated Poirot with a gesture. Holmes mined.

politely. 'Yes, sir?'

'What were your instructions, Holmes, on the Thursday

night when I came here?'

Holmes cleared his throat, then said:

'Mter dinner Mr Comworthy told me that Mr Farley ex-pected

a Mr Hercul Poirot at nine-thirty. I was to ascertain the

gentleman's name, and I was to verify the information by

glancing at a letter. Then I was to show him up to Mr

Cornworthy's room.'

'Were you also told to knock on the door?'

An expression of distaste crossed the butler's countenance.

'That was one of Mr Farley's orders. I was always to knock

when introducing visitors- business visitors, that is,' he added.

'Ah, that puled me! Were you given any other instructions

concerning me?'

'No, sir. When Mr Cornworthy had told me what I have just

repeated to you he went out.'

'what time was that?'

'Ten minutes to nine, sir.'

'Did you see Mr Farley after that?'

'Yes, sir, I took him up a glass of hot water as usual at nine

o'clock.'

'Was he then in his own room or in Mr Comworthy's?'

'He was in his own room, sir.'

'You noticed nothing unusual about that room?'

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'Unusual? No, sir.'

'Where were Mrs Farley and Miss Farley?'

'They had gone to the theatre, sir.'

'Thank you, Holmes, that will do.'

Holmes bowed and left the room. Poirot turned to Ha

millionaire's widow.

'One more question, Mrs Farley. Had your husband goc

sight?'

'No. Not without his glasses.'

'He was very shortsighted?'

'Oh, yes, he was quite helpless without his spectacles.'

'He had several pairs of glasses?'

'yes.'

'Ah,' said Poirot. He leaned back. 'I think that that con

cludes the case .... '

There was silence in. the room. They were all looking at th

little man who sat there complacently stroking his moustache

On the inspector's face was perplexity, Dr S 'tdlingfieet was

frowning, Cornworthy merely stared uncomprehendingly, Mr

Farley gazed in blank astonishment, Joanna Farley look

eager.

Mrs Farley broke the silence.

'I don't understand, M. Poirot.' Her voice was fretful. 'The

dream '

'Yes,' said Poirot. 'That dream was very important.'

Mrs Farley shivered. She said:

'I've never believed in anything supernatural before - but

now- to dream it night after night beforehand-'

'It's extraordinary,' said S 'tfilingfieet. 'Extraordinary! If we

hadn't got your word for it, Poirot, and if you hadn't had it

straight from the horse's mouth -' he coughed in

embarrassment, and readopting his professional manner, 'I beg

your pardon, Mrs Farley. If Mr Farley himself had not told that

story-'

'Exactly,' said Poirot. His eyes, which had been half-closed,

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opened suddenly. They were very green. '/f Benedict Farley

hadn't told me-'

He paused a minute, looking round at a circle of blank faces.

'There are certain things, you comprehend, that happened

that evening which I was quite at a loss to explain. First, why

make such a point of my bringing that letter with me?'

'Identification,' suggested Cornworthy.

'No, no, my dear young man. Really that idea is too

ridiculous. There must be some much more valid reason. For

not only did Mr Farley require to see that letter produced, but

he definitely demanded that I should leave it behind me. And

moreover even then he did not destroy it! It was found among

his papers this afternoon. Why did he keep it?'

Joanna Fafiey's voice broke in. 'He wanted, in case anything

happened to him, that the facts of his strange dream should be

made known.'

Poirot nodded approvingly.

'You are astute, Mademoiselle. That must be- that can only

be- the point of the keeping of the letter. When Mr Farley was

dead, the story of that strange dream was to be told! That dream

was very important. That dream, Mademoiselle, was vita/!

'I will come now,' he went on, 'to the second point. After

hearing his story I ask Mr Farley to show me the desk and the

revolver. He seems about to get up to do so, then suddenly

refuses. Why did he refuse?'

· This time no one advanced an answer.

'I will put that question differently. What was there in that

next room that Mr Farley did not want me to see?'

There was still silence.

'Yes,' said Poirot, 'it is difficult, that. And yet there was some

reason - some urgent reason why Mr Farley received me in his

secretary's room and refused point blank to take me into his

own room. There was something in that room he could not affora to

2ve me see.

'And now I come to the third inexplicable thing that

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happened on that evening. Mr Farley, just as I was leaving,

requested me to hand him the letter I had received. By

inadvertence I handed him a communication from my

laundress. He glanced at it and laid it down beside him. Jtt

before I left the room I discovered my error- and rectified i:!

After that I left the house and - I admit it- I was completely at seal The whole affair and especially that last inddent seemed to

me quite inexplicable.'

He looked round from one to the other.

'You do not see?'

Stillingfieet said, 'I don't really see how your laundre.,;:;

comes into it, Poirot .'

'My laundress,' said Poirot, 'was very important. That

miserable woman who ruins my collars, was, for the first time in

her life, useful to somebody. Surely you see - it is so obvious.

Mr Farley glanced at that communication - one glance would

have told him that it was the wrong letter - and yet he knew

nothing. Why? Because he could not see it properly,t'

Inspector Barnett said sharply, 'Didn't he have his glasses

on?'

Hercule Poirot smiled. 'Yes,' he said. 'He had his glasses on.

That is what makes it so very interesting.'

He leaned forward.

'Mr Farley's dream was very important. He dreamed, you

see, that he committed suicide. And a little later on, he did

commit suicide. That is to say he was alone in a room and wa

found there with a revolver by him, and no one entered or lei'

the room at the time that he was shot. What does that mean? 1

means, does it not, that it must be suicide!'

'Yes,' said Sfllingfleet.

Hercule Poirot shook his head.

'On the contrary,' he said. 'It was murder. An unusual and:

very cleverly planned murder.'

Again he leaned forward, tapping the table, his eyes green

and shining.

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'Why did Mr Farley not allow me to go into his own room

that evening? What was there in there that I must not be

allowed to see? I think, my friends, that there was- Benedict

Farley himselfI'

He smiled at the blank faces.

'Yes, yes, it is not nonsense what I say. Why could the Mr

Farley to whom I had been talking not realize the difference

between two totally dissimilar letters? Because, roes amis, he

was a man of nom.l sight wearing a pair of very powerful

glasses. Those glasses would render a man of normal eyesight

practically blind. Isn't that so, Doctor?'

S tillingfieet murmured, 'That's so - of course.'

'Why did I feel that in talking to Mr Farley I was talking to a mountebank, to an actor playing a part! Consider the setting.

The dim room, the green-shaded light turned blindingly

away from the figure in the chair. What did I see- the £amous

patchwork dressing-gown, the beaked nose (faked with that

. useful substance, nose putty) the white crest of hair, the

.i POwerful lenses concealing the eyes. What evidence is there

' "i!i that Mr Farley ever had a dream? Only the story I was told

and the evidence of Mrs Farley. What evidence is there that

Benedict Farley kept a revolver in his desk? Again only the

story told me and the word of Mrs Farley. Two people

carried this fraud through- Mrs Farley and Hugo

Cornworthy. Cornworthy wrote the letter to me, gave instructions

to the butler, went out ostensibly to the cinema,

but let himself in again immediately with a key, went to his

room, made himself up, and played the part of Benedict

Farley.

'And so we come to this afternoon. The opportunity for

which Mr Cornworthy has been waiting arrives. There are

two witnesses on the landing to swear that'no one goes in or

· out of Benedict Farley's room. Cornworthy waits until a

particularly heavy batch of traffic is about to pass. Then he

leans out of his window, and with the lazy-tongs which he has

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purloined from the desk next door he holds an object against

the window of that room. Benedict Farley comes to t[.

window. Cornworthy snatches back the tongs and as Farle,.

leans out, and the lorries are passing outside, Cornworthy

shoots him with the revolver that he has ready. There is a

blank wall opposite, remember. There can be no witness of

the crime. Cornworthy waits for over half-an hour, then

gathers up some papers, conceals the lazy-tongs and the

revolver between them and gOeS out on to the landing and

into the next room. He replaces the tongs on the desk, lays

down the revolver after pressing the dead man's pounds gers on it,

and hurries out with the news of Mr Farley's "suicide."

'He arranges that the letter to me shall be found and that I

shall arrive with my story- the story I heard from MrFarley's

own lips - of his extraordinary "dream" - the strange com-pulsion

he felt to kill himselE A few credulous people will

discuss the hypnotism theory - but the main result will be to

confirm without a doubt that the actual hand that held the

revolver was Benedict Farley's own.'

Hercule Poirot's eyes went to the widow's face - he noted

with satisfaction the dismay - the ashy pallor - the blind

fear ....

'And in due course,' he finished gently, 'the happy ending

would have been achieved. A quarter of a million and two

hearts that beat as one .... '

John Stillingfieet, MD, and Hercule Poirot walked along the

side of Northway House. On their right was the towering

wall of the factory. Above them, on their left, were the

windows of Benedict Farley's and Hugo Cornworthy's

rooms. Hercule Poirot stopped and picked up a small object-a

black stuffed cat.

'Voild,' he said. 'That is what Cornworthy held in the

lazy-tongs against Farley's window. You remember, he

hated cats? Naturally he rushed to the window.'

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'Why on earth didn't Cornworthy come out and pick it up

' after he'd dropped it?'

'How could he? To do so would have been definitely

suspicious. After all, if this object were found what would

anyone think- that some child had wandered round here and

dropped it.'

'Yes,' said Sti!lingfleet with a sigh. 'That's probably what

the ordinary person would have thought. But not good old

Hercule! D'you know, old horse, up to the very last minute I

thought you- were leading up to some Subtle theory of highfalutin'

psychological "suggested" murder? I bet those two

thought so too! Nasty bit of goods, the Farley. Goodness,

how she cracked! Cornworthy might have got away with it if

she hadn't had hysterics and tried to spoil your beauty by

going for you with her nails. I only got her off you just in

time.'

He paused a minute arid then said:

'I rather like the girl. Grit, you know, and brains. I

suppose I'd be thought to be a fortune hunter if I had a shot at

her . . . ?'

'You are too late, my friend. There is already someone sur

le tapis. Her father's death has opened the way to happiness.'

'Take it all round, she had a pretty good motive for

bumping off the unpleasant parent.'

'Motive and opportunity are not enough,' said Poirot.

'There must also be the criminal temperament!'

'I wonder if you'll ever commit a crime, Poirot?' said

Stillingfieet. 'I bet you could get away with it all right. As a

matter of fact, it would be too easy for you - I mean the thing

would be off as definitely too unsporting.'

'That,' said Poirot, 'is a typical English idea.'

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FOUR AND TWENTY BLACKBIRDS

Hercule Poirot was dining with his friend, Henry

Bonnington at the Gallant Endeavour in the King's Road,

Chelsea.

Mr Bonnington was fond of the Gallant Endeavour. He

liked the leisurely atmosphere, he liked the food which was

'plain' and 'English' and 'not a lot of made up messes.' He

liked to tell people who dined with him there just exactl

where Augustus John had been wont to sit and draw the

attention to the famous artists' names in the visitors' book

Mr Bonnington was himself the least artistic of men - but b'

took a certain pride in the artistic activities of others.

Molly, the sympathetic waitress, greeted Mr Bonningto;

as an old friend. She prided herself on remembering he

customers' likes and dislikes in the way of food.

'Good evening, sir,' she said, as the two men took their

seats at a corner table. 'You're in luck today - turkey stuffe,¢

with chestnuts - that's your favourite, isn't it? And ever suc}

a nice Stilton we've got I Will you have soup first or fish?'

Mr Bonnington deliberated the point. He said to Poirot

warningly as the latter studied the menu:

'None of your French kickshaws now. Good well-cooked

English food.'

'My friend,' Hercule Poirot waved his hand, 'I ask no

better! I put myself in your hands unreservedly.'

'Ah - hruup - er - hm,' replied Mr Bonnington and gave

careful attention to the matter.

These weighty matters, and the question of wine, settled,

Mr Bonnington leaned back with a sigh and unfolded his

napkin as Molly sped away.

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'Good girl, that,' he said approvingly. 'Was quite a beauty

once - artists used to paint her. She knows about food, too and

that's a great deal more important. Women are very

unsound on food as a rule. There's many a woman if she goes

out with a fellow she fancies - won't even notice what she

eats. She'll just order the first thing she sees.' Hercule Poirot shookhis head. 'C' est terrible.'

Then aren't like that, thank God? said Mr Bonnington

complacently.

'Never?' There was a twinkle in Hercule Poirot's eye.

'Well, perhaps when they're very young,' conceded Mr

Bonnington. 'Young puppies! Young fellows nowadays are

all the same - no guts - no stamina. I've no use for the young-and

they,' he added with strict impartiality, 'have no use for

me.'Perhaps they're rightI But to hear some of these young

fellows talk you'd think no man had a right to be alive after

sixty! From the way they go on, you'd wonder more of them

didn't help their elderly relations out of the world.'

'It is possible,' said Hercule Poirot, 'that they do.'

'Nice mind you've got, Poirot, I must say. All this police

work saps your ideals.'

Hercule Poirot smiled.

'Tout de mbme,' he said. 'It would be interesting to make a

table of accidental deaths over the age of sixty. I assure you it

would raise some curious speculations in your mind.'

'The trouble with you is that you've started going to look

for crime- instead of waiting for crime to come to you.'

'I apologize,' said Poirot. 'I talk what you call "the shop."

Tell me, my friend, of your own affairs. How does the world

go with you?'

'Mess!' said Mr Bonnington. 'That's what's the matter

with the world nowadays. Too much mess. And too much

tilde language. The fine language helps to conceal the mess.

Like a highly-flavoured sauce concealing the fact that the fish

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underneath it is none of the best! Give me an honest fillet of

sole and no messy sauce over it.'

It was given him at that moment by Molly and he grunted

approval.

'You know just what I like, my girl,' he said.

'Well, you come here pretty regular, don't you, sir? [

ought to know what you like.'

Hercule Poirot said:

'Do people then always like the same things? Do not th,:,

like a change sometimes?'

'Not gentlemen, sir. Ladies like variety - gentlemen

always like the same thing.'

'What did I tell you?' grunted Bonnington. 'Women are

fundamentally unsound where food is concerned?

He looked round the restaurant.

'The world's a funny place. See that odd-looking old fellow

with a beard in the corner? Molly'll tell you he's always here

Tuesdays and Thursday nights. He has come here for close

on ten years now - he's a kind of landmark in the place. Yet

nobody here knows his name or where he lives or what his

business is. It's odd when you come to think of it.'

When the waitress brought the portions of turkey he said:

'I see you've still got Old Father Time over there?'

'That's right, sir. Tuesdays and Thursdays, his days are.

Not but what he came in here on a Monday last week! It quite

upset me! I felt I'd got my dates wrong and that it must be

Tuesday without my knowing it! But he came in the next

night as well - so the Monday was just a kind of extra, so to

speak.'

'An interesting deviation from habit,' murmured Poirot. 'I

wonder what the reason was?'

'Well, sir, if you ask me, I think he'd had some kind of

upset or worry.'

'Why did you think that? His manner?'

'No, sir - not his manner exactly. He was very quiet as he

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always is. Never says much except good evening when he

comes and goes. No, it was his order.'

'His order?'

'I dare say you gentlemen will laugh at me,' Molly flushed

up, 'but when a gentleman has been here for ten years, you

get to know his likes and dislikes. He never could bear suet

pudding or blackberries and I've never known him take thick

soup - but on that Monday night he ordered thick tomato

soup, beefsteak and kidney pudding and blackberry tart!

Seemed as though he just didn't notice what he ordered!'

'Do you know,' said Hercule Poirot, 'I fred that ex-traordinarily

interesting.'

Molly looked gratified and departed.

'Well, Poirot,' said Henry Bonnington with a chuckle.

'Let's have a few deductions from you. All in your best

manner.'

'I would prefer to hear yours first.'

i 'Want me to be Watson, eh? Well, old fellow went to a

i doctor and the doctor changed his diet.'

· .'il 'To thick tomato soup, steak and kidney pudding and

i 'i blackberry tart? I cannot imagine any doctor doing that.'

'Don't believe it, old boy. Doctors will put you on to

anything.'

'That is the only solution that occurs to you?'

Henry Bonnington said:

'Well, seriously, I suppose there's only one explanation

possible. Our unknown friend was in the grip of some

powerful mental emotion. He was so perturbed by it that he

literally did not notice what he was ordering or eating.'

He paused a minute and then said:

'You'll be telling me next that you know just what was on

his mind. You'll say perhaps that he was making up his mind

to commit a murder.'

He laughed at his own suggestion.

Hercule Poirot did not laugh.

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He has admitted that at that moment he was seriously

worried. He claims that he ought then to have had some

inkling of what was likely to occur.

His friends assure him that such an idea is quite fantastic.

It was some three weeks later that Hercule Poirot and

Bonnington met again - this time their meeting was in the

Tube.

They nodded to each other, swaying about, hanging on to

adjacent straps. Then at Piccadilly Circus there was a general

exodus and they found seats right at the forward end of the

car- a peaceful spot since nobody passed in or out that way.

'That's better,' said Mr Bonnington. 'Selfish lot, the

human race, they won't pass up the car however much you

ask 'em to!'

Hercule Poirot shrugged his shoulders.

'What will you?' he said. 'Life is too uncertain.'

'That's it. Here today, gone tomorrow,' said 3A

Bonnington with a kind of gloomy relish. 'And talking o

that, d'you remember that old boy we noticed at the Galla

Endeavour? I shouldn't wonder if he'd hopped it to a bettc.:

world. He's not been there for a whole week. Molly's quic

upset about it.'

Hercule Poirot sat up. His green eyes flashed.

'Indeed?he said. 'Indeed?'

Bonnington said:

'D'you remember I suggested he'd been o a doctor and

been put on a diet? Diet's nonsense of course - but I

shouldn't wonder if he had consulted a doctor about his

health and what the doctor said gave him a bit of a jolt. That

would account for him ordering things off the menu without

noticing what he was doing. Quite likely the jolt he-got

hurried him out of the world sooner than he would have gone

otherwise. Doctors ought to be careful what they tell a chap.'

'They usually are,' said Hercule Poirot.

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'This is my station,' said Mr Bonnington. 'Bye, bye. Don't

suppoge we shall ever know now who the old boy was- not even

his name. Funny world!'

He hurried out of the carriage.

Hercule Poirot, sitting frowning, looked as though he did not

think it was such a funny world.

He went home and gave certain instructions to his faithful

valet, George.

Hercule Poirot ran his finger down a list of names. It was a

record of deaths within a certain area.

Poirot's fmger stopped.

'Henry Gascoigne. Sixty-nine. I might try him fast.'

Later in the day, Hercule Poirot was sitting in Dr

MacAndrew's surgery just off the King's Road. MacAndrew

was a tall red-haired Scotsman with an intelligent face.

'Gascoigne?' he said. 'Yes, that's right. Eccentric old bird.

Lived alone in one of those derelict old houses that are being

cleared away in order to build a block of modem flats. I hadn't

attended him before, but I'd seen him about and I knew who he

was. It was the dairy people got the wind up first. The milk

bottles began to pile up outside. In the end the people next door

sent word to the police and they broke the door in and found

him. He'd pitched down the stairs and broken his neck. Had on

an old dressing-gown with a ragged cord - might easily have

tripped himself up with it.'

'I see,' said Hercule Poirot. 'It was quite simple- an accident.'

'That's right.'

'Had he any relations?'

'There's a nephew. Used to come along and see his uncle

about once a month. Lorrimer, his name is, George Lorrimer.

He's a medico himself. Lives at Wimbledon.'

'Was he upset at the old man's death?'

'I don't know that I'd say he was upset. I mean, he had an affection

for the old man, but he didn't really know him very well.'

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'How long had Mr Gascoigne been dead when you saw

him?'

'Ah!' said Dr MacAndrew. 'This is where we get official.

Not less than forty-eight hours and not more than seventy-two

hours. He was found on the morning of the sixth.

Actually, we got closer than that. He'd got a letter in the

pocket of his dressing-gown- written on the third - posted in

Wimbledon that afternoon - would have been delivered

somewhere around nine-twenty p.m. That puts the time of

death at after nine-twenty on the evening of the third. That

agrees with the contents of the stomach and the processes of

digestion. He had had a meal about two hours before death. I

examined him on the morning of the sixth and his condition

was quite consistent with death having occurred about sixty

hours previously- round about ten p.m. on the third.'

'It all seems very consistent. Tell me, when was he last seen

alive?'

'He was seen in the King's Road about seven o'clock that

same evening, Thursday the third, and he dined at the

Gallant Endeavour restaurant at seven-thirty. It seems he

always dined there on Thursdays. He was by way of being an

artist, you know. An extremely bad one.'

'He had no other relations? Only this nephew?'

'There was a twin brother. The whole story is rather

curious. They hadn't seen each other for years. It seems the

other brother, Anthony Gascoigne, married a very rich

woman and gave up art- and the brothers quarrelled over it.

Hadn't seen each other since, I believe. But oddly enoug, they died on the same day. The elder twin passed away at three

o'clock on the afternoon of the third. Once before I've known

a case of twins dying on the same day - in different parts if

the world! Probably just a coincidence- but there it is.'

'Is the other brother's wife alive?'

'No, she died some years ago.'

'Where did Anthony Gascoigne live?'

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'He had a house on Kingston Hill. He was, I believe, from

What Dr Lorrimer tells me, very much of a recluse.'

Hercule Poirot nodded thoughtfully.

The Scotsman looked at him keenly.

'What exactly have you got in your mind, M. Poirot?' he

asked bluntly. 'I've answered your questions - as was my

duty seeing the credentials you brought. But I'm in the dark

as to what it's all about.'

Poirot said slowly:

'A simple case of accidental death, that's what you said.

What I have in mind is equally simple-a simple push.'

Dr MacAndrew looked startled.

'In other words, murder! Have you any grounds for that

belief?.'

'No,' said Poirot. 'It is a mere supposition.'

'There must be something-' persisted the other.

Poirot did not speak. MacAndrew said:

'If it's the nephew, Lorrimer, you suspect, I don't mind

telling you here and now that you are barking up the wrong

tree. Lorrimer was phiying bridge in Wimbledon from eight

thirty

till midnight. That came out at the inquest.'

Poirot murmured:

'And presumably it was verified. The police are careful.'

The doctor said:

'Perhaps you know something against him?'

'I didn't know that there was such a person until you

mentioned him.'

'Then you suspect somebody else?'

'No, no. It is not that at all. It's a case of the routine habits

of the human 'animal. That is very important. And the dead

M. Gascoigne does not fit in. It is all wrong, you see.'

'I really don't understand.'

Hercule Poirot murmured:

'The trouble is, there is too much sauce over the bad fish.'

'My dear sir?'

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Hercule Poirot smiled.

'You will be having me locked up as a lunatic soon, MomleUr

le Docteur. But I am not really a mental case- just a man who has a liking for order and method and who is worried when he

comes across a fact that does notfit in. I must ask you to forgive

me for having given you so much trouble.'

He rose and the doctor rose also.

th iYUstlbt:.'-s.'d' Mac.Andre.w, '.honestly I can't see anything

uslalCaous about me aeath of Henry Gascoigne. I

say he fell - you say somebody pushed him. It's all- well - in

the air.'

Hercule Poirot sighed.

'Yes,' he said. 'It is workmanlike. Somebody has made the

good job of it!'

'You still think-'

The little man spread out his hands.

m an oostmate man - a man vth a little idea - and nothing to

support it! By the way, did Henry Gascoigne have false teeth?'

'No, his own teeth were in excellent preservation. Very

creditable indeed at his age.'

'He looked after them well - they were white and welt

brushed?'

'Yes, I noticed them particularly. Teeth tend to grow a little

yellow as one grows older, but they were in good condition.'

'Not discoloured in any way?'

'No I don't think he was a smoker if that Is what you mean.

'I did not mean that precisely-it was just a long shot- whit:

probably will not come offi Goodbye, Dr MacAndrew, and

thank you for your kindness.'

He shook the doctor's hand and departed.

'And now,' he said, or the long shot.

At the Gallant Endeavour, he sat down at the same table wificb

he had shared with Bonnington. The girl who served him

not Molly. Molly, the girl told him, was away on a holiday.

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It was only just seven and Hercule Poirot found no difficulty

in entering into conversation with the girl on the subject of old

Mr Gascoigue.

'Yes,' she said. 'He'd been here for years and years. But none

of us girls ever knew his name. We saw about the inquest in the

paper, and there was a picture of him. "There," I said to Molly.

"If that isn't our 'Old Father Time'" as we used to call him.'

'He dined here on the evening of his death, did he not?'

'That's right, Thursday, the third. He was always here on a

Thursday. Tuesdays and Thursdays punctual as a dock.'

'You don't remember, I suppose, what he had for dinner?'

'Now let me see, it was mulligatawny soup, that's right, and

beefsteak pudding or was it the mutton? - no pudding, that's

right, and blackberry and'apple pie and cheese. And then to

think of him going home and falling down those stairs that very

same evening. A frayed dressing-gown cord they said it was as

caused it. Of course, his clothes were always something awful -old-fashioned

and put on anyhow, and all tattered, and yet he

had a kind of air, all the same, as though he was somebody! Oh,

we get all sorts of interesting customers here.'

She moved off.

Hercule Poirot ate his filleted sole. His eyes showed a green

light.

'It is odd,' he said to himself, 'how the cleverest people slip

over details. Bonnington will be interested.'

But the time had not yet come for leisurely discussion with

Bonnington.

Armed with introductions from a certain influential .quarter,

Hercule Poirot found no difficulty at all in dealing with the

coroner for the district. ·

'A curious figure, the deceased man Gascoigne,' he ob-served.

'A lonely, eccentric old fellow. But his decease seems to

arouse an unusual amount of attention?'

He looked with some curiosity at his visitor as he spoke.

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Hercule Poirot chose his words carefully.

'There are circumstances connected with it, Monsieur,

which make investigation desirable.'

'Well, how can I help you?'

'It is, I believe, within your province to order documents

produced in your court to be destroyed, or to be impounded-as

you think fit. A certain letter was found in the pocket of

Henry Gascoigne's dressing-gown, was it not?'

'That is so.'

'A letter from his nephew, Dr George Lorrimer?'

'Quite correct. The letter was produced at the inquest as

helping to fix the time of death.'

'Which was corroborated by the medical evidence?'

'Exactly.'

'Is that letter still available?'

Hercule Poirot waited rather anxiously for the reply.

When he heard that the letter was still available for ex-amination

he drew a sigh of relief.

When it was family produced he studied it with some care. It

was written in a slightly cramped handwriting with a

stylographic pen.

It ran as follows:

Dear Uncle Henry,

I am sorry to tell you that I have had no success as regards

Uncle Amhony. He showed no enthusiasm for a visit from you

and would give me no reply to your request that he would le

bygones be bygones. He is, of course, extremely ill, and his mind

is inclined to wander. I should fancy that the end is zry near. He

seemed hardly to remember who you were.

I am sorry to have failedyou, but I can assure you that I did

my best.

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Your affectionate nephew,

George Lorrimer

The letter itself was dated 3rd November. Poimt glanced at the

envelope's postmark- 4.30 p.m. 3 Nov.

He murmured:

'It is beautifully in order, is it not?'

Kingston Hill was his next objective. After a little trouble, with

the exercise of good-humoured pertinacity, he obtained an

'interview with Amelia Hill, cook-housekeeper to the late

Anthony Gascoigne.

Mrs Hill was inclined to be stiff and suspicious at fu'st, but the

charming geniality of this strange-looking foreigner would have

had its effect on a stone. Mrs Amelia Hill began to unbend.

She found herself, as had so many other women before her,

pouring out her troubles to a really sympathetic listener.

For fourteen years she had had charge of Mr Gascoigne's

household- not an easy job! No, indeed! Many a woman would

have quailed under the burdens she had had to bear! Eccentric

the poor gentleman was and no denying it. Remarkably close

with his money - a kind of mania with him it was - and he as

rich a gentleman as might be! But Mrs Hill had served him

faithfully, and Pit up with his ways, and naturally she'd

expected at any rate a remembrance. But no- nothing at all! Just

an old will that left all his money to his wife and if she

predeceased him then everything to his brother, Henry. A will

made years ago. It didn't seem fair!

Gradually Herctile Poirot detached her from her main theme

of unsatisfied cupidity. It was indeed a heartless injusticet Mrs

Hill could not be Blamed for feeling hurt and surprised. It was

well known that Mr Gascoigne was tight-fisted about money. It

had even been said that the dead man had refused his only

brother assistance. Mrs Hill probably knew all about that.

'Was it that that Dr Lorrimer came to see him about?' asked

Mrs Hill. 'I knew it was something about his brother, but I

thought it was just that his brother wanted to be reconciled.

They'd quarrelled years ago.'

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'I understand,' said Poirot, 'that Mr Gascoigne refused

absolutely?'

'That's right enough,' said Mrs Hill with a nod. '"Henry?" he

says, rather weak like. "What's this about Henry? Hcrotn't seen

him for years and don't znt to. Quarrelsome fellow, Henry." Just that.'

The conversation then reverted to Mrs Hill's own spec

grievances, and the unfeeling attitude of the late Mr

Gascoigne's solicitor.

With some difficulty Hercule Poirot tool his leave without

breaking off the conversation too abruptly.

And so, just after the dinner hour, he came to IF. Itncrest,

Dorset Road, Wimbledon, the residence of Dr George

Lorrimer.

The doctor was in. Hercule Poirot was shown into the

surgery and there presently Dr George Lorrimer came to him,

obviously just risen from the dinner table.

'I'm not a patient, Doctor,' said Hercule Poirot. 'And my

coming here is, perhaps, somewhat of an impertinence - but

I'm an old man and I believe in plain and direct dealing. I do of

care for lawyers and their long-winded roundabout methods.'

He had certainly aroused Lorrimer's interest. The doctor

was a clean-shaven man of middle height. His hair was brow

but his eyelashs were almost white which gave his eyes a paic,

boiled appearance. His manner was brisk and not without

humour.

'Lawyers?' he said, raising his eyebrows. 'Hate the fellows!

You rouse my curiosity, my dear sir. Pray sit down.'

Poirot did so and then produced one of his professional cards

which he handed to the doctor.

George Lorrimer's white eyelashes blinked.

Poirot leaned forward confidentially. 'A good many of my

clients are women,' he said.

'Naturally,' said Dr George Lorrimer, with a slight twinkle.

'As you say, naturally,' agreed Poirot. 'Women distrust the

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official police. They prefer private investigations. They do

not want to have theic troubles made public. An elderly

woman came to consult me a few days ago. She was unhappy

about a husband she'd quarrelled with many years before.

This husband of hers was your uncle, the late Mr Gascoigne.'

George Lorrimer's face went purple.

'My uncle? Nonsense! His wife died many years ago.'

'Not your uncle, Mr Anthony Gascoigne. Your uncle, Mr

Henry Gascoigne.'

'Uncle Henry? But he wasn't married!'

'Oh yes, he was,' said Hercule Poirot, lying unblushingly.

'Not a doubt of it. The lady even brought along her marriage

certificate.'

'It's a lie!' cried George Lorrimer. His face Was now as

purple as a plum. 'I don't believe it. You're an impudent

liar.'

'It is too bad, is it not?' said Poirot. 'You have committed

murder for nothing.'

'Murder?' Lorrimer's voice quavered. His pale eyes

bulged with terror.

'By the way,' said Poirot, 'I see you have been eating

blackberry tart again. An unwise habit. Blackberries are said

to be full of vitamins, but they may be deadly in other ways.

On this occasion I rather fancy they have helped to put a rope

round a man's neck- your neck, Dr Lorrimer.'

'You see, mon ami, where you went wrong was over your

fundamental assumption.' Hercule Poirot, beaming placidly

across the table at his friend, waved an expository hand. 'A

man under severe mental stress doesn't choose that time to do

something that he's never done before. His reflexes just

follow the track of least resistance. A man who is upset about

SOmething might conceivably come down to dinner dressed in

his pyjamas - but they will be his own pyjamas - not

somebody else's.

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'A man who dislikes thick soup, suet pudding and

blackberries suddenly orders all three one evening. You say,

because he is thinking of something else. But I say that a man '

who has got something on his mind will order automatically the

dish he has ordered most often before.

'Eh bien, then, what other explanation could there be? I

simply could not think of a reasonable explanation. And I

was worried! The incident was all wrong. It did not fit! I have

an orderly mind and I like things to fit. Mr Gaacoigne's

dinner order worried me.

'Then you told me that the man had disappeared. He had

missed a Tuesday and a Thursday the first time for years. I

liked that even less. A queer hypothesis sprang up in my

mind. If I were right about it the man was dead. I made

inquiries. The man was dead. And he was very neatly and

tidily dead. In other words the bad fish was covered up with

the sauce!

'He had been seen in the King's Road at seven o'clock. He

had had dinner here at seven-thirty - two hours before he

died. It all fitted in - the evidence of the stomach contents,

the evidence of the lettffr. Much too much sauce! You

couldn't see the fish at all!

'Devoted nephew wrote the letter, devoted nephew had

beautiful alibi for time of death. Death very simple - a fall

down the stairs. Simple accident? Simple murder? Everyone

says the former.

'Devoted nephew only surviving relative. Devoted

nephew will i.herit - but is there anything to inherit? Uncle

,r.

'Nat&

'As you .

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a brother. And brother in his time had

Ce. And brother lives in a big rich house on

't would seem that rich wife must have

You see the sequence - rich wife leaves

, Anthony leaves money to Henry,

George- a complete chain.'

very pretty in theory,' said Bonnington. 'But what did

you do?'

'Once you know - you can usually get hold of what you

want. Henry had died two hours after a meal- that is all the

inquest really bothered about. But supposing the meal was

not dinner, but lunch. Put yourself in George's place. George

wants money - badly. Anthony Gascoigne is dying - but his

death is no good to George. His money goes to Henry, and

Henry Gascoigne may live for years. So Henry must die too-and

the sooner the better- but his death must take place ajer

Anthony's, and at the same time George mu,st have an alibi.

Henry's habit of dining regularly at a restaurant on two

evenings of the week suggest an alibi to George. Being a

cautious fellow', he tries his plan out first. He impersonates his

uncle on Monday evening at the restaurant in question. It goes

without a hitch. Everyone there accepts him as his uncle. He

is satisfied. He has only to wait till Uncle Anthony shows

definite signs of pegging out. The time comes. He writes a

letter to his uncle on the afternoon of the second November

but dates it the third. He comes up to town on the afternoon

of the third, calls on his uncle, and carries his scheme into

action. A sharp shove and down the stairs goes Uncle Henry.

George hunts about for the letter he has written, and shoves it

in the pocket of his uncle's dressing-gown. At seven-thirty he

is at the Gallant Endeavour, beard, bushy eyebrows all

complete. Undoubtedly Mr Henry Gascoigne is alive at

seven-thirty. Then a rapid metamorphosis in a lavatory and

back full speed in his car to Wimbledon and an evening of

bridge. The perfect alibi.'

Mr Bonnington looked at him.

'But the postmark on the letter?'

'Oh, that was very simple. The postmark was smudg.

Why? It had been altered with lamp black from second

.November to third November. You would not notice it unless

ou zoere looking for it. And finally there Were the blackbirds.'

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'Blackbirds?'

'Four-and-twenty blackbirds baked in a pie! Or black-berries

if you prefer to be literal! George, you comprehend,

was after all not quite a good enough actor. Do you remember

the fellow who blacked himself all over to play Othello? That

is the kind of actor you have got to be in crime. George looked

like his uncle and walked like his uncle and spoke like his

uncle and had his uncles' beard and eyebrows, but he forgot

to eat like his uncle. He ordered the dishes that he himself

liked. Blackberries discolour the teeth - the corpse's teeth

were not discoloured, and yet Henry Gascoigne ate

blackberries at the Gallant Endeavour that night. But there

were no blackberries in the stomach. I asked this morning.

And George had been fool enough to keep the beard and the

rest of the make-up. Oh! plenty of evidence once you look for

it. I called on George and rattled him. That finished it! He

had been eating blackberries again, by the way. A greedy

fellow - cared a lot about his food. Eh bien, greed will hang

him all right unless I am very much mistaken.'

A waitress brought them two portions of blackberry and

apple tart.

'Take it away,' said Mr Bonnington. 'One can't be too

careftil. Bring me a small helping of sago pudding.'

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PROBLEM AT SEA

"lonel Clappertonl' said General Forbes.

He said it with an effect midway between a snort and a sniff.

Miss Ellie Henderson leaned forward, a strand of her soft

grey hair blowing across her face. Her eyes, dark and snapping,

gleamed with a wicked pleasure.

'Such a soldierly-looking man!' she said with malicious

intent, and smoothed back the lock of hair to await the result.

'Soldierly!' exploded General Forbes. He tugged at his

military moustache and his face became bright red.

'In the Guards, wasn't he?' murmured Miss Henderson,

completing her work.

'Guards? Guards? Pack of nonsense. Fellow was on the

music hall stage! Fact! Joined up and was out in France

counting tins of plum and apple. Huns dropped a stray bomb

and he went home with a flesh wound in the arm. Somehow or

other got into Lady Carfington's hospital.'

'So that's how they met.'

'Fact! Fellow played the wounded hero. Lady Carrington

had no sense and oceans of money. Old Carrington had been in

munitions. She'd been a widow only six months. Tiffs fellow

snaps her up in no time. She wangled him a job at the War

Office. Colonel Clapperton! Pah!' he snorted.

'And before the war he was on the music hall stage,' mused

Miss Henderson, trying to reconcile the distinguished greyhaired

Colonel Clapperton with a red-nosed comedian singing

,firth-provoking songs.

'Fact!' said General Forbes. 'Heard it from old Bassingron.

ffrench. And he heard it from old Badger Cotterill who'd got it

from Snooks Parker.'

Miss Henderson nodded brightly. 'That does seem to settle

it!' she said.

lA fleeting smile showed for a minute on the face of a small

man sitting near them. Miss Henderson noticed the smile. She

was observant. It had shown appreciation of the

underlying her last remark - irony which the General new

a moment suspected.

The General himself did not notice the smile. He glanced at

his watch, rose and remarked: 'Exercise. Got to keep oneself fit

on a boat,' and passed out through the open door on to the

deck.

Miss Henderson glanced at the man who had smiled. It was a well-bred glance indicating that she was ready to enter '

conversation with a fellow traveller.

'He is energetic - yes?' said the little man.

'He goes round the deck forty-eight times exactly,' said Mis

Henderson. 'What an old gossip! And they say zve are the

scandal-loving sex.'

'What an impoliteness?

'Frenchmen me always polite,' said Miss Henderson

was the nuance of a question in her voice.

The little man responded promptly. 'Beigian,

moiselle.'

'Oh

'Hercule Poirot. At your service.'

The name aroused some memory. Surely she had heard

before -? 'Are you enjoying this trip, M. Poirot?'

'Frankly, no. It was an imbeciliv m allow myself to

persuaded to come. I detest la me. Never does it

tranquil - no, not for a lit-de minute.'

'Well, you admit it's quite calm now.'

M. Poirot admitted this grudgingly. 'A cm,, yes. T

is why I revive. I once more interest myself in what pass'

around me - your very adept handling of the General ForbeL

for instance.'

'You mean -' Miss Henderson paused.

Hcrcule Poirot bowed. 'Your methods of extracting

scandalous matter. Admirable!'

Miss Henderson laughed in an unashamed manner.

touch about the Guards? I knew that would bring

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-, ..,4.o and asoing.' She leaned forward confidentially.

,Pdmit I liscandal - the more ill-natured, the better.

poirot looked thoughtfully at her - her slim well-preserved figure, her keen dark eyes, her grey hair; a woman of forty-five

who was content to look her age.

Ellie said abruptly: 'I have it! Aren't you the great

detective?' . ·· ,

Poirot bowed. 'You are too tamable, mademotselle. But he.

made no disclaimer.

'How thrilling,' said Miss Henderson. 'Are you "hot on the

trail" as they say in books? Have we a criminal secretly in our

midst? Or am I being indiscreet?'

'Not at all. Not at all. It pains me to disappoint your

expectations, but I am simply here, like everyone else, to amuse

myself.'

He said it in such a gloomy voice that Miss Henderson

laughed.

'0h! Well, you will be able to get ashore tomorrow at

Alexandria. You have been to Egypt before?'

'Never, mademoiselle.'

Miss Henderson rose somewhat abruptly.

'I think I shall join the General on his constitutional,' she

announced.

Poirot sprang politely to his feet.

She gave him a little nod and passed on to the deck.

A faint puzzled look showed for a moment in Poirot's eyes,

then, a little smile creasing his lips, he rose, put his head

through the door mad glanced down the deck. Miss Henderson

was leaning against the rail talking to a tall, soldierly-looking lllall.

Poirot's smile deepened. He drew himself back into the

smoking-room with the same exaggerated care with which a

tortoise withdraws itself into its shell. For the moment he had

the smoking-room to himself, though he rightly conjectured

that that would not last long.

It did not. Mrs Clapperton, her carefully waved platinum

head protected with a net, her massaged and dieted form

dressed in a smart sports suit, came through the door from the

bar with the purposeful air of a woman who has always 13een

able to pay top price for anything she needed.

She said: 'John - ? Oh! Good morning, M. Poirot - have you

seen John?'

'He's on the starboard deck, madame. Shall I - ?'

She arrested him with a gesture. 'I'll sit here a minute.' She

sat down in a regal fashion in the chair opposite him. From the

distance she had looked a possible twenty-eight. Now, in spite

of her exquisitely made-up face, her delicately plucked

eyebrows, she looked not her actual forty-nine years, but a

possible fifty-five. Her eyes were a hard pale blue with tiny

pupils.

'I was sorry not to have seen you at dinner last night,' she

said. 'It was just a shade choppy, of course -' 'Prdabnent,' said Poirot with feeling.

'Luckily, I am an excellent sailor,' said Mrs Clapperton. 'I

say luckily, because, with my weak heart,' seasickness would

probably be the death of me.'

'You have the weak heart, madame?'

'Yes, I have to be most careful. I must not overfire myself. All the specialists say so!' Mrs Clapperton had embarked on the to

her - ever-fascinating topic of her health. 'John, poor

darling, wears himself out trying to prevent me from doing too

much. I live so intensely, if you know what I mean, M. Poirot?'

'Yes, yes.'

'He always says to me: "Try to be more of a vegetable,

Adeline." But I can't. Life was meant to be lived, I feel. ^5. a

matter of fact I wore myself out as a girl in the war. My hosp? d - you've heard of my hospital? Of course I had nurses a:. i

matrons and all that - but I actually ran it.' She sighed.

'Your vitality is marvellous, dear lady,' said Poirot, with l.:

slightly mechanical air of one responding to his cue.

Mrs Clapperton gave a girlish laugh.

'Everyone tells me how young I am! It's absurd. I never try

to pretend I'm a day less than forty-three,' she continued with

slightly mendacious candour, 'but a lot of people fred it hard to

believe. "You're so alive, Adelkne," they say to me. But really,

M. Poirot, what would one be if one wasn't alive?'

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'Dead,' said Poirot.

Mrs Clapperton frowned. The reply was not to her --hking.

The man, she derided, was trying to be funny. She got up and

said coldly: 'I must f'md John.'

As she stepped through the door she dropped her handbag.

It opened and the contents flew far and wide. Poirot rushed

gallantly to the rescue. It was some few minutes before the

lipsticks, vanity boxes, cigarette case and lighter and other odds

and ends were collected. Mrs Clapperton thanked him politely,

then she swept down the deck and saj.'d, 'John '

Colonel Clapperton was still deep in conversation with Miss

Henderson. He swung round and came quickly to meet his

wife. He bent over her protectively. Her deck chair - was it in

the right place? Wouldn't it be better - ? His manner was

courteous - full of gentle consideration. Clearly an adored wife

spoilt by an adoring husband.

Miss Ellie Henderson looked out at the horizon as though

something about it rather disgusted her.

Standing in the smoking-room door, Poirot looked on.

A hoarse quavering voice behind him said:' I'd take a hatchet

to that woman if I were her husband.' The old gentleman

known disrespectfully among the younger set on board as the

Grandfather of All the Tea Planters, had just shttttled in. 'Boy!'

he called. 'Get me a whisky peg.'

Poirot stooped to retrieve a torn scrap of notepaper, an

overlooked item from the contents of Mrs Clapperton's bag.

Part of a prescription, he noted, containing digitalin. He put it

in his pocket, meaning to reswre it to Mrs Clapperton later.

'Yes,' went on the aged passenger. 'Poisonous woman. I

remember a woman like that in Poona. In '87 that was.'

'Did anyone take a hatchet to her?' inquired Poirot.

The old gentleman shook his head sadly.

'Worried her husband into his grave within the year.

Clapperton ought to assert himself. Gives his wife her head too

much.'

'She holds the purse strings,' said Poirot gravely.

'Ha, ha!' chuckled the old gentleman. 'You've put the matter

in a nutshell. Holds the purse strings. Ha, ha!'

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Two girls burst into the smoking-room. One had a r.

face with freckles and dark hair streaming out in a windsw?pt

confusion, the other had freckles and curly chestnut hair.

'A rescue - a rescue!' cried Kitty Mooney. 'Pam and I

going to rescue Colonel Clapperton.'

'From his wife,' gasped Pamela Cregan.

'We think he's a pet...'

'And she's just awful - she won't let him do anything,' the

two girls exclaimed.

'And if he isn't with her, he's usually grabbed by the

Henderson woman ...'

'Who's quite nice. But terribly old...'

They ran out, gasping in between giggles. 'A rescue - a

rescue...'

That the rescue of Colonel Clapperton was no isolated sally,

but a fixed projech was made clear that same evening when the

eighteen-year-old Para Cregan came up to Hercule Poirot, and

murmured: 'Watch us, M. Poirot. He's going to be cut out

from under her nose and taken to walk in the moonlight on the

boat deck.'

It was just at that moment that Colonel Clapperton was

saying: 'I grant you the price of a Rolls-Royce. But it's

practically good for a lifetime. Now my car '

'My car, I think, John.' Mrs Clapperton's voice was shrill

and penetrating.

He showed no annoyance at her ungradousness. Either :

was used to it by this time, or else 'Or

else?' thought Poirot and let himself speculate.

'Certainly, my dear, your car',' Clapperton bowed to his a s

and finished what he had been saying, perfectly unrutTled.

'Voild ce qu'on appelle le pukka sahib,' thought Poirot. 't '

the General Forbes says that Clapperton is no gentleman at .

I wonder now.'

There was a suggestion of bridge. Mrs Clapperton, General

Forbes and a hawk-eyed couple sat down to it. Miss Henders, '

had excused herself and gone out on deck.

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'What about your husband?' asked General Forbes,

hesitating.

'John won't play,' said Mrs Clapperton. 'Most tiresome of

him.'

The four bridge players began shuffling the cards.

Para and Kitty advanced on Colonel Clappenon. Each one

took an arm.

'You're coming with us!' said Pain. 'To the boat deck.

There's a moon.'

'Don't be foolish, John,' said Mrs Clapperton. You'll Catch

a chill.'

'Not with us, he won't,' said Kitty. 'We're hot smffi.'

He went with them, laughing.

Poirot noticed that Mrs Clappenon said No Bid to her initial

hid of Two Clubs.

He strolled out on to the promenade deck. Miss Henderson

was standing by the rail. She looked round expectantly as he

came to stand beside her and he saw the drop in her expression.

They chatted for a while. Then presently as he fell silent she

asked: 'What are you thinking about?'

Poirot replied: 'I am wondering about my knowledge of

English. Mrs Clapperton said: "John won't play bridge." Is

not "can't play" the usual term?'

'She takes it as a personal insult that he doesn't, I suppose,'

said Ellie drily. 'The man was a fool ever to have married her.'

In the darkness Poirot smiled. 'You don't think it's just

possible that the marriage may be a success?' he asked

diffidently.

'With a woman like that?'

Poirot shrugged his shoulders. 'Many odious women have

devoted husbands. An enigma of nature. You will amit that

nothing she says or does appears to gall him.' Miss Henderson

was considering her reply when Mrs Clappenon's voice floated

out through the smoking-room window.

'No - I don't think I will play another rubber. So stuffy. I

think I'll go up and get some air on the boat deck.'

'Good night,' said Miss Henderson. 'I'm going to bed.' She

disappeared abruptly.

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Poirot strolled forward to the lounge - deserted saw: for

Colonel Clapperton and the two girls. He was doing card t

for them and noting the dexterity of his shuffling and hans iing

of the cards, Poirot remembered the General's story of a c: ?eer

on the music hall stage.

'I see you enjoy the cards even though you do not play

bridge,' he remarked.

'I've my reasons for not playing bridge,' said Clapperton, his

charming smile breaking out. 'I'll show you. We'll play one

hand.'

He dealt the cards rapidly. 'Pick up your hands. Well, what

about it?' He laughed at the bewildered expression on Kitty's

face. He laid down his hand and the others followed suit. Kitty

held the entire club suit, M. Poirot the hearts, Pam the

diamonds and Colonel Clapperton the spades.

'You see?' he said. 'A man who can deal his partner and his

adversaries any hand he pleases had better stand aloof from a

friendly game! If the luck goes too much his way, ill-natured

things might be said.'

'Oh!' gasped Kitty. 'How could you do that? It all looked

perfect ordinary.'

'The quickness of the hand deceives the eye,' said Poitot

sententiously - and caught the sudden change in the Colonel's

expression.

It was as though he realized that he had been off his guard

for a moment or two.

Poirot smiled. The conjuror had shown himself through the

mask of the pulO. a sahib.

The ship reached Alexandria at dawn the following morning.

As Poirot came up from brealffast he found the two girls all

Ieady to go on shore. They were talking to Colonel Clapperton.

'We ought to get offnow,' urged Kitty. 'The passport peorle

will be going offthe ship presently. You'll come with us wc,','t

you? You wouldn't let us go ashore all by ourselves? Ay0 1

things might happen to us.'

'I certainly don't think you ought to go by yourselves,' s I

Clapperton, smiling. 'But I'm not sure my wife feels up to

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'lat's too bad,' said Pam. 'But she can have a nice long

rest.'

Colonel Clapperton looked a little irresolute. Ev'ently the

desire to play truant was strong upon him. He noticed Poirot.

'Hullo, M. Poirot - you going ashore?'

'No, I think not,' M. Poirot replied.

'I'll - I'll - just have a word with Adeline,' decided Colonel

Clapperton.

'We'll come with you,' said Pam. She flashed a wink at

Poirot. 'Perhaps we can persuade her to come too' she added

gravely.

Colonel Clapperton seemed to welcome this suggeafion. He

looked decidedly relieved.

'Come along then, the pair of you,' he said lightly. They all

three went along the passage of B deck together.

Poirot, whose cabin was just opposite the C!appertons',

followed them out of curiosity.

Colonel Clapperton rapped a little nervously at the cabin

door.

'Adeline, my dear, are you up?'

The sleepy voice of Mrs Clapperton from within replied:

'Oh, bother - what is it?'

'It's John. What about going ashore?'

'Certainly not.' The voice was shrill and decisive. 'I've had

a very bad night. I shall stay in bed most of the day.'

Para nipped in quickly. 'Oh, Mxs Clapperton, I'm so sorry.

We did so want you to come with us. Are you sure you're not

up to it?'

'I'm quite certain.' Mrs Clapperton's voice sounded even

shriller.

The Colonel was turning the door-handle without result.

'What is it, John? The door's locked. I don't want to be

disturbed by the stewards.'

'Sorry, my dear, sorry. Just wanted my Baedeker.'

'Well, you can't have it,' snapped Mrs Clapperton. 'I'm not

going to get out of bed. Do go away, John, and let me have a

little peace.'

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'Certainly, certainly, my dear.' The Colonel backed w%.

from the door. Pam and Kitty closed in on him.

'Let's start at once. Thank goodness your hat's on your head.

Oh, gracious - your passport isn't in the cabin, is it?'

'As a matter of fact it's in my pocket -' began the Col,)nel.

Kitty squeezed his arm. 'Glory be!' she exclaimed. '?;ow,

come on.'

Leaning over the rail, Poirot watched the three of them ieave

the ship. He heard a faint intake of brea/h beside him and

turned to see Miss Henderson. Her eyes were fastened on the

three retreating figures.

'So they've gone ashore,' she said flatly.

'Yes. Are you going?'

She had a shade hat, he noticed, and a smart bag and shoes.

There was a shore-going appearance about her. Nevertheless

after the most infinitesimal of pauses, she shook her head.

'No,' she said. 'I think I'll stay on board. I have a lot of letters

to write.'

She turned and left him.

Puff'rog after his morning tour of forty-eight rounds of the

deck, General Forbes took her place. 'Aha!' he exclaimed as his

eyes noted the retreating figures of the Colonel and the two

girls. 'So that's the game! Where's the Madam?'

Poirot explained that Mrs Clapperton was having a quiet

day in bed.

'Don't you believe it!' the old warrior closed one knowing

eye. 'She'll be up for tiffin - and if the poor devil's found to be

absent without leave, there'll be ructions.'

But the General's prognostications were not fulfilled, b rs

Clapperton did not appear at lunch and by the time the Colocl

and his attendant damsels returned to the ship at four o'cl. ,

she had not shown herself.

Poirot was in his cabin and heard the husband's slighi'

guilty knock on his cabin door. Heard the knock repeated, ti.s

cabin door tried, and finally heard the Colonel's call to ,2

steward.

'Look here, I can't get an answer. Have you a key?'

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poirot rose quickly from his bunk and came out into the

passage.

The news went like wildfire round the ship. With horrified

incredulity people heard that Mrs Clapperton had been found

dead in her bunk - a native dagger driven through her heart. A

string of amber beads was found on the floor of her cabin.

Rumour succeeded mmour. All bead sellers who had been

allowed on board that day were being rounded up and

questioned! A large sum in cash had disap from a drawer

in the cabin! The notes had been traced! They had not been

traced! Jewe!lery worth a fortune had been taken! No jewellery

had been taken at all! A steward had been arrested and had

confessed to the murder!

'What is the truth of it all?' demanded Miss Ellie Henderson

waylaying Poirot. Her face was pale and troubled.

'My dear lady, how should I know?'

'

you know' said Miss Henderson.

Of course ,

.

.

It was late in the evening. Most people had retired to.thetr

cabins. Miss Henderson led Poirot to a couple of deck chairs on

the sheltered side of the ship. 'Now tell me,' she commanded.

Poirot surveyed her thoughtfully. 'It's an interesting case,'

he said.

'Is it true that she had some very valuable iewellery stolen?'

Poirot shook his head. 'No. No jewellery was taken. A small

amount of loose cash that was in a drawer has disappeared,

though.'

'I'll never feel safe on a ship again,' said Miss Henderson

with a shiver. 'Any clue as to which of those coffee-coloured

brutes did it?'

'No,' said Hercule Poirot. 'The whole thing is rather strange.'

'What do you mean?' asked Eilie sharply.

Poirot spread out his hands. *Eh bien - take the facts. Mrs

CJapperton had been dead at least five hours when she was

found. Some money had disappeared. A string of beads was on

the floor by her bed. The door was locked and the key was

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missing. The window - w/ndow, not port-hole - gives on the

deck and was open.'

'Well?' asked the woman impatiently.

'Do you not think it is curious for a murder to be committed

under those particular circumstances? Remember that the

postcard sellers, money changers and bead sellers who are

allowed on board are all well known to the police.'

'The stewards usually lock your cabin, all the same,' Ellie

pointed out.

'Yes, to prevent any chance of petty pilfering. But this - was

murder.

'What exactly are you thinking of, M. Poirot?' Her voice

sounded a little breathless.

'I am thinking of the locked door.'

Miss Henderson considered this. 'I don't see anything in

that. The man left by the door, locked it and took the key with

him so as to avoid having the murder discovered too soon.

Quite intelligent of him, for it wasn't discovered until four

o'clock in the afternoon.'

'No, no, mademoiselle, you don't appreciate the point I'm

trying to make. I'm not worried as to how he got out, but as to

how he got in.'

'The window of course.'

'C'est possible. But it would be a very narrow fit - and there

were people passing up and down the deck all the time,

remember.'

'Then through the door,' said Miss Henderson impatieiy.

'But you forget, mademoiselle. Mrs Clapperton had locke, ht

door on the inside. She had done so before Colonel Clappe. :n

left the boat this morning. He actually tried it- so we know that

is SO.'

Nonsense. It probably stuck - or he didn't turn the handle

properly.'

'But it does not rest on his word. We actually heard ;4rs

Clapperton herself say so.'

'We?'

'Miss Mooney, Miss Cregan, Colonel Clapl2rton md

myself.'

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Ellie Henderson tapped a neatly shod foot. She did not speak

for a moment or two. Then she said in a slightly irritable tone:

'Well - what exactly do you deduce from that? If Mss

Clapperton could lock the door she could unlock it too, I

suppose.'

'Precisely, precisely.' Poirot turned a beaming face upon

her. 'And you see where that leaves us. MrsClapperton unlocked

t& door and let the murderer in. Now would she be likely to do

that for a bead seller?'

Ellie objected: 'She might not have known who it was. He

may have knocked - she got up and opened the door - and he

forced his way in and killed her.'

Poirot shook his head. 'Au contraire. She was 'lying peace-fully

in bed when she was stabbed.'

Miss Henderson stared at him. 'What's your idea?' she asked

abruptly.

Poirot smiled. 'Well, it looks, does it not, as though she knew

the person she admitted...'

'You mean,' said Miss Henderson and her voice sounded a

little harsh, 'that the murderer is a passenger on the sh)?'

Poirot nodded. 'It seems indicated.'

'And the string of beads left on the floor was a blind?'

'Precisely.'

'The theft of the money also?'

'Exactly.'

There was a pause, then Miss Henderson said slowly: 'I

thought Mrs Clapperton a very unpleasant woman and I don't

think anyone on board really liked her - but there wasn't

anyone who had any reason to kill her.'

'Except her husband, perhaps,' said Poirot.

'You don't really think -' She stopped.

'It is the opinion of every person on this ship that Colonel

Clapperton would have been quite justified in "taking a

hatchet to her". That was, I think, the expression used.'

Ellie Henderson looked at him - waiting.

'But I am bound to say,' went on Poirot, 'that I myself have

not noted any signs of exasperation on the good Colonel's part.

Also what is more important, he had an alibi. He was with those

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two girls all day and did not return to the ship till four o'clock By then, Mrs Clapperton had been dead many hours.'

There was another minute of silence. Ellie Henderson said

softly: 'But you still think - a passenger on the ship?'

Poirot bowed his head.

Ellie Henderson laughed suddenly - a reckless defmnt laugh.

'Your theory may be difficult to prove, M. Poirot. There area

good many passengers on this ship.'

Poirot bowed to her. 'I will use a phrase from one o;

detective stories. "I have my methods, Watson." '

The following evening, at dinner, every passenger fed a

typewritten slip by his plate requesting him to be h the ,nain

lounge at 8.30. When the company were assembled, the

Captain stepped on to the raised platform where the orccstra

usually played and addressed them.

'Ladies and gentlemen, you all know of the tragedy ".:,¥ich

took place yesterday. I am sure you all wish to co-oper:e in

bringing the perpetrator of that foul crime to justice ' He

paused and cleared his throat. 'We have on board with '¢,, M.

Hercule Poirot who is probably known to you all as a man who

has had wide experience in - er - such matters. I hope you will

listen carefully to what he has to say.'

It was at this moment that Colonel Clappenon, who had not

been at dinner, came in and sat down next to General Forbes.

He looked like a man bewildered by sorrow - not at all like a

man conscious of great relief. Either he was a very good

actor or else he had been genuinely fond of his disagreeable

wife.

'M. Hercule Poirot,' said the Captain and stepped down.

Poirot took his place. He looked comically self-important as he

beamed on his audience.

'Messieurs, mesdames,' he began. 'It is most kind of you. be

so indulgent as to listen to me. M. le Gapitaine has told you ;at

I have had a certain experience in these matters. I have, t is

true, a little idea of my own about how to get to the botto ': of

this particular case.' He made a sign and a steward pu.ed

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forward and passed on to him a bulky, shapeless object

vrapped in a sheet.

'What I am about to do may surprise you a little,' Poirot

vamed them. 'It may occur to you that I am eccentric, perhaps

mad. Nevertheless I assure you that behind my madness there

is - as you English say - a method.'

His eyes met those of Miss Henderson for just a minute. He

began unwrapping the bulky object.

'I have here, messieurs and mesdames, an important witness to

the truth of who killed Mrs Clapperton.' With a deft hand he

whisked away the last enveloping cloth, and the object it

concealed was revealed - an almost life-sized wooden doll,

dressed in a velvet suit and lace collar.

'Now, Arthur,' said Poirot and his voice changed subtly - it

was no longer foreign - it had instead a confident English, a

slightly Cockney inflection. 'Can you tell me - I repeat - can

you tell me - anything at all about the death of Mrs

Clapperton?'

The doll's neck oscillated a little, its wooden lower jaw

dropped and wavered and a shrill high-pitched woman's voice.

spoke:

'What is it, John? The door's locked. I don't want to be

disturbed by the stewards...'

There was a cry - an overturned chair - a man stood

swaying, his hand to his throat - trying to speak - trying...

Then suddenly, his figure seemed to crumple up. He pitched

headlong.

It was Colonel Clapperton.

Poirot and the ship's doctor rose from their knees by the

prostrate figure.

'All over, I'm afraid. Heart,' said the doctor' briefly.

Poirot nodded. 'The shock of having his trick seen through,'

he said.

He turned to General Forbes. 'It was you, General, who

gave me a valuable hint with your mention of the music hall

stage. I puzzle - I think - and then it comes to me. Supposing

that before the war Clapperton was a ventriloquist. In that case,

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it would be perfectly possible for three people to hear

Clapperton speak from inside her cabin when she was alread

dead...'

Ellie Henderson was beside him. Her eyes were dark and full

of pain. 'Did you know his heart was weak?' she asked.

'I guessed it... Mrs Clapperton talked of her own he. an

being affected, but she struck me as the type of woman who

likes to be thought ill. Then I picked up a torn prescription

with a very strong dose of digitalin in it. Digitalin is a

medicine but it couldn't be Mrs Clapperton's because digitalin '

dilates the pupils of the eyes. I have never noticed such

phenomenon with her - but when I looked at his eyes I saw the

signs at once.'

ERie murmured: 'So you thought - it might end - this way?'

'The best way, don't you think, ndemoiselle?' he said

gently.

He saw the tears rise in her eyes. She said: 'You've known.

You've known all along... That I cared... But he didn't do it

for me ... It was those girls - youth - it made him feel his

'slavery. He wanted to be free before it was too late... Yes, I'm

sure that's how it was... When did you guess - that it was he?'

'His self-control was too perfect,' said Poirot simply. 'No

matter how galling his wife's conduct, it never seemed to touch

him. That meant either that he was so used to it that it no longer

stung him, or else - eh b/eh - I decided on the latter

alternative... And I was right...

'And then there was his insistence on his conjuring ability-the

evening before the crime he pretended to give himself

away. But a man like Clapperton doesn't give himself away,

There must be a reason. So long as people thought he had beea

a conjuror they weren't likely to think of his having been a vemriloquist.'

'And the voice we heard - Mrs Clapperton's voice?'

'One of the stewardesses had a voice not unlike hers. I

induced her to hide behind the stage and taught her the wrds to say.'

'It was a trick - a cruel trick,' cried out Ellie.

'I do not approve of murder,' said Hercule Poirot.

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THE THIRD-FLOOR FLAT

'Bother? said Pat.

With a deepening frown she rummaged Wildly in the silken

trifle she called an evening bag. Two young men and another

girl watched her anxiously. They were all standing outside the

closed door of Patrica Gamett s fla.

'It's no good,' said Pat. 'It's not there. And now what shall

we do?'

'What is life without a latchley?' murmured Jimmy

Faulkener.

He was a shorh broad-shouldered young roan, with good-tempered

blue eyes.

Pat turned on him angrily. 'Don't make jokes, Jimmy. This

is serious.'

'Look again, Pat,' said Donovan Bailey. 'It must be there

somewhere.'

He had a lazy, pleasant voice that matched his lean, dark

figure.

'If you ever brought it out,' said the other girl, Mildred

Hope.

'Of course I brought it out,' said Pat. 'I believe I gave it to

one of you two.' She turned on the men aceusinly. 'I told

Donovan to take it for me.'

But she was not to find a scapegoat so easily. Donovan put in

a firm disclaimer, and liramy backed him up.

'I saw you put it in your bag, myself,' said Jimmy.

'Well, then, one of you dropped it out when you picked up

my bag. I've dropped it once or twice.'

'Once or twice? said Donovan. 'You've dropped it a dozen

times at least, besides leaving it behind on every possible

OCiOll?

'I can't see why everything on earth doesn't drop out of it the

whole time,' said Jimmy.

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and we shall smash endless crockery before I can get to the light

switch. Don't move about, Jimmy, till I get the light on.'

He felt his way cautiously over the floor, uttering one fervent

'Damn!' as a corner of the kitchen table took him unawares in

the ribs. He reached the switch, and in another moment

another 'Damn!' floated out of the darkness.

'What's the matter?' asked Jimmy.

'Light won't come on. Dud bulb, I suppose. Wait a minute.

I'll turn the sitting-room light on.'

The sitting-room was the door immediately across the

passage. Jimmy heard Donovan go out of the door, and

presently fresh muffled curses reached him. He himseffedged

his way cautiously across the kitchen.

'What's the matter?'

'I don't know. Rooms get bewitched at night, I believe.

Everything seems to be in a different place. Chairs and tbles

where you least expected them. Oh, hell! Here's nother!'

But at this moment Jimmy fortunately connected with ¢

electric-light switch and pressed it down. In another mix, ute

two young men were looking at each other in silent horror

This room was not Pat's sitting-room. They were in the

wrOng flat.

To begin with, the room was about ten times more crowded

than Pat's, which explained Donovan's pathetic bewilderment

at repeatedly cannoning into chairs and tables. There was a

large round table in the centre of the room covered with a b$ze

cloth, and there was an aspidistra in the window. It was, in fact,

the kind of room whose owner, the young men felt sure, would

be difficult to explain to. With silent horror they gazed down at

the tablet on which lay a little pile of letters.

'Mrs Emestine Grant,' breathed Donovan, picking them up

and reading the name. 'Oh, helpI Do you think she's heard us?'

'It's a miracle she hasn't heard you,' said Jimmy. 'What with

your language and the way you've been crashing into me

furniture. Come- on, for the Lord's sake, let's get out of ilere

quickly.'

They hastily switched off the light and retraced their steps

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ti toe to the lift. ]imray breathed a sigh of relief as they

on P - . -s of its depths without further incident...

regained the a...--:--.. a ,,ood, sound sleeper,' he smd

'I do like a wormul

'

. ' 1 'Mrs Emestine Grant has her point.

!0rovmg Y'

·

,hv e made the mistake in

-I see it flow,' salcl l.<jLuvu ----a W

thc floor, I mean. Out in that well we started up from the

basement.'

lie heaved on the rope, and the lift shot up. 'We're right this

time.' ,

'I devoutly trust we are, said Jimmy as he stepped out into

,

't

shocks

another inky void. My nerves won stand many more

of this kind.'

But no further nerve strain was imposed. The first click of

the light showed them Pat's kitchen, and in another minute

they were opening the front door and admitting the two girls

wfio were waiting outside.

'You have been a long time,' grumbled Pat. 'Mildred and I

have been waiting here ages.'

'We've had an adventure,' said Donovan. 'We might have

been hauled off to the police-station as dangerous malefactors.'

Pat had passed on into the sitting-room, where she switched

on the light and dropped her wrap on the sofa. She listened

lively interest to Donovan's account of his adventures.

wi''m glad she didn't catch you,' she commented. 'I'm sure

she's an old curmudgeon. I got a note from her this morning wanted

to see me some time - something she had to complain

about - my piano, I suppose, people who don't like pianos over

their heads shouldn't come and live in flats. I say, Donovan,

you've hurt your hand. It's all over blood. Go and wash it

under the tap.'

Donovan looked down at his hand in surprise. He went out

of the room obediently and presently his voice called to Jimmy.

'Hullo,' said the other, 'what's up? You haven't hurt

yourself badly, have you?'

'I haven't hurt myself at all.'

There was something so queer in Donovan's voice that

Jimmy stared at him in surprise. Donovan held out his washed

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hand and Jimmy saw that there was no mark or cut of any kind

on it.

'That's odd,' he said, frowning. 'There was quite a lot of

blood. There did it come from?' And then suddenly he

realized what his quicker-witted friend had already seen. 'By

Jove,' he said. 'It must have come from that flat.' He stopped,

thinking over the possibilities his word implied. 'You' re sure it

was - er - blood?' he said. 'Not paint?'

Donovan shook his head. 'It was blood, all right,' he said,

and shivered.

They looked at each other. The same thought was clearly in

each of their minds. It was Jimmy who voiced it first.

'I say,' he said awkwardly. 'Do you think we ought to - well

' go down again - and have - a - look around? See it's all right,

you know?'

'What about the girls?'

'We won't say anything to them. Pat's going to put on an

apron and make us an omelette. We'll be back by the time they

wonder where we are.'

'Oh, well, come on,' said Donovan. 'I suppose we've got to

go through with it. I dare say there isn't anything really wrong.'

But his tone lacked conviction. They got into the lift and

descended to the floor below. They found their way across the

kitchen without much difficulty and once more switched on

the sitting-room light.

'It must have been in here,' said Donovan, 'that - that I got

the stuff on me. I never touched anything in the kitchen.'

He looked round him. Jimmy did the same, and they both

frowned. Everything looked neat and commonplace and miles

removed from any suggestion of violence or gore.

Suddenly Jimmy started violently and caught his compan-ion's

arm.

'Look!'

' Donovan followed the pointing finger, and in his turn

uttered an exclamation. From beneath the heavy rep curtains

there protruded a foot - a woman's foot in a gaping patcn.r

leather shoe.

Jimmy went to the curtain.s and drew them sharply apart. In

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recess of the window a woman's huddled body Iy on the

flor, a sticky dark pool beside it. She was dead, there was no

doubt of that. Jimmy was attempting to raise her up when

Donovan stopped him.

'You'd better not do that. She oughm't to be touched till the

police come.'

'The police. Oh, of course. I say, Donovan, what a ghtly

business. Who do you think she is? Mrs Ernestine Grt?'

'Looks like it. At any rate, if there's anyone else in the flt

they're keeping jolly quiet.'

'What do we do next?' asked Jimmy. 'Run out and get a

policeman or ring up from Pat's fit?'

'I should think ringing up would be best. Come on, we

might as well go out the front door. We can't spend the whole

night going up and down in that evil-smelliug ·

Jimmy agreed. Just as they were passing through the door he

hesitated. 'Look here; do you think one of us ought to stay -just

to keep an eye on things - till the police come?'

'Yes, I think you're right. If you'll stay I'll nm up and

telephone.'

He ran quickly up the stairs and rang the bell of the flat

above. Pat came to open it, a very pretty Pat with a flushed face

' and a cooking apron on. Her eyes widened in surprise.

'You? But how - Donovan, what is it? Is anything the matter?'

He took both her hands in his. 'It's all right, Pat - only we've

made a rather unpleasant discovery in the flat below. A woman - dead.'

'Oh!' She gave a little gasp. 'How horrible.. Has she had a fit

or something?'

'No. It looks - well - it looks rather as though she had been

murdered.'

'Oh, Donovan!'

'I know. It's pretty beastly.'

Her hands were still in his. She had left them there - was

even clinging to him. Darling Pat - how he loved her. Did she

care at all for him? Sometimes he thought she did. Sometimes

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he was afraid that Jimmy Faulkener- remembrances of Jimmy

waiting patienfiy below made him start guiltily.

'Pat, dear, we must telephone to the police.'

'Monsieur is right,' said a voice behind him. 'And i, the

meantime, while we are waiting their arrival, perhaps I c: be

of some slight assistance.'

They had been standing in the doorway of the flat, anti ao

they peered out on the landing. A figure was standing on the

stairs a little way above them. It moved down and into thei

range of vision.

They stood staring at the little man with a very fierce

moustache and an egg-shaped head. He wore a resplendent

dressing-gown and embroidered slippers. He bowed gallantly

to Patricia.

'Mademoiselle!' he said. 'I am, as perhaps you know, the

tenant of the flat above. I like to be up high - in the air - the

view over London. I take the flat in the name of Mr O'Connor.

But I am not an Irishman. I have another name. That is why

I venture to put myself at your service. Permit me.' With a

flourish he pulled out a card and handed it to Pat. She read it.

'M. Hercule Poirot. Oh? She caught her breath. 'The M.

Poirot! The great detective? And you will really help?'

'That is my intention, mademoiselle. I nearly offered my

help earlier in the evening.'

Pat looked puzzled.

'I heard you discussing how to gain admission to your flat

Me, I am very fever at picking locks. I could, without doubt,

have opened your door for you, but I hesitated to suggest it.

You would have had the grave suspicions of me.'

Pat laughed.

'Now, monsieur,' said Poirot to Donovan. 'Go in, I pray of

you, and telephone to the police. I will descend to the flat

below.'

Pat came down the stairs with him. They found Jimmy on

guard, and Pat explained Poirot's presence, jimmy, in his turn,

explained to Poirot his and Donovan's adventures. The

detective listened attentively.

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'The lift door was unbolted, you sy? You e ino the

tchcn, but the lihl it would not mrn on.'

I-Ie direcxed his footsteps o the kitchen as he spoke. His

fgers pressed the switch. ,

'Tiens! Voild ce qui est curieux! hesidasthelightfiashedon.

'It functions perfectly now. I wonder -' He held up a finger to

ensure silence and listened. A faint sound broke the stillness the

sound of an unmistakable snore. 'Ah!' said Poirot. 'La charnbre de domestique.'

He tiptoed across the kitchen into a little pmtry, out of

which led a door. He opened the door and switched on the

light. The room was the kind of dog kennel designed by the

builders of flats to accommodate a human being. The floor

space was almost entirely occupied by the bed. In the bed was

a rosy-cheeked girl lying on her back with her mouth wide

open, snoring placidly.

Poirot switched off the light and beat a retreat.

'She will not wake,' he said. 'We will let her sleep till the

police come.'

He went back to the sitting-room. Donovan had joined

them.

'The police will be here almost immediately, they sy' he

rid breathlessly. 'We are to touch nothing.'

Poirot nodded. 'We will not touch,' he said. 'We will look,

· at is all.'

He moved into the room. Mildred had come down with

Donovan, and all four young people stood in the doorway and

watched him with breathless interest.

'What I can't understand, sir, is this,' said Donovaa. 'I never

went near the window - how did the blood come on my hand?'

'My young friend, the answer to that stares you in the face.

Of what colour is the tablecloth? Red, is it not? and doubtless

you did put your band on the table.'

'Yes, I did. Is that - ? He itopped.

Poirot nodded. He was bending over the table. He indicated

with his hand a dark patch on the red.

'It was here that the crime was committed,' he said solemnly.

'The body was moved afterwards.'

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Then he stood uptight and looked slowly round t3,

He did not move, he handled nothing, but neverth?

four watching felt as though every object in that rather Crows

place gave up ks secret to his observant eye.

Hercule Poirot nodded his head as though satisfied. A 1:

sigh escaped him. 'I see,' he said.

'You see what?' asked Donovan curiously.

'I see,' said Poirot, 'what you doubtless felt - that the ro0

is overfull of furniture.'

Donovan smiled ruefully. 'I did go barging about a bit,' 1

confessed. 'Of course, everything was in a different place

Pat's room, and I couldn't make it out.'

'Not everything,' said Poirot.

Donovan looked at him inq 'mtingly.

'I mean,' said Poirot apologetically, 'that certain things au

always fnted. In a block of flats the door, the window,

fireplace - they are in the same place in the rooms which a

below each other.'

'Isn't that rather splitting hairs?' asked Mildred. She w looking at Poirot with faint disapproval.

'One should always speak with absolute accuracy. That isa

little - how do you say? - fad of mine.'

There was the noise of footsteps on the stairs, and three nm

came in. They were a police inspector, a constable, and

divisional surgeon. The inspector recognized Poirot and

greeted him in an almost reverential manner. Then he turned

to the others.

'I shall want statements from everyone,' he began, 'but in the

first place -'

Poirot interrupted. 'A little suggestion. We will go back to

the flat upstairs and mademoiselle here shall do what she was

planning to do - make us an omelette. Me, I have a passion for

the omelettes. Then, M. l'Inspecteur, when you have finished

here, you will mount to us and ask questions at your leisure.'

It was arranged accordingly, and Poirot went up with them.

'M. Poirot,' said Pat, 'I think you're a perfect dear. And you

shall have a lovely omelette. I really make omelettes frightfully well.'

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,That is good. Once, mademoiselle, I loved a beaudful youn

· 'ri who resembled you greatly - but alas{ - she could

Enghsh gl ,

·

the best'

not cook. So perhaps everything was for

·

There was a faint sadness in his voice, and Jimmy Faulkener

looked at him curiously.

Once in the flat, however, he exerted himself o please and

amuse. The grim trsgedy below was almost forgotten.

The omelette had been consumed iud duly praised by the

time that Inspector Rice's footsteps were heard, lie cne in

accompanied by the doctor, having left the constable below.

'Well, Monsieur PoiroC he said. 'It all seems dear and

above-board - not much in your line, though we may irmd it

hard to catch the man. I'd just like to hear how the discovery

came to be made.'

Donovan iud Jimmy between them recounted the happen

ings of the evening. The inspector turned reproachfully to Pat.

'You shouldn't leave your lift door unboked, miss. You

really shouldn't.'

'I shan't again,' said Pat, with a shiver. 'Somebody might

come in and murder me like that poor woman below.'

'Ah, but they didn't come in that way, though,' said time

inspector.

·

' 'd

'You will recount to us what you have discovered, yes? sin

Poirot..

'I don't know as I ought to - but seeing it's you, IVl.'

Poirot -'

'Prc/sSne,' said Poirot. 'And these young people- they

'The newspapers will get hold of ii, anyway, soon emaoug, h,'

said the inspeaor. 'There's no real secret about the mater.

Well, the dead woman's lkirs Grant, ifil right. I hsd the porter

up to identify her. Woman of shout thirty-five. She was sittin8

at the table, arid she was shot with an automatic p/stol of small

calibre, probably by someone sitting opposite her ai table. She

fell forward, and that's how the bloodstain came on the table.'

'But wouldn't someone have heard the shot}' asked

Mildred.

'The pistol was fined with a silencer. No, you wouldnk hea

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anything. By the way, did you hear the screech the maid let out when we told her her mistress was dead? No. Well, that just

shows how unlikely it was that anyone would hear the other.'

'Has the maid no story to tell?' asked Poirot.

'It was her evening out. She's got her own key. She came in

about ten o'clock. Everything was quiet. She thought her

mistress had gone to bed.'

'She did not look in the sitting-room, then?'

'Yes, she took the letters in there which had come by the

evening post, but she saw nothing unusual - any more than Mr

Faulkener and Mr Bailey did. You see, the murderer had

concealed the body rather neatly behind the curtains.'

'But it was a curious thing to do, don't you think?'

Poirot's voice was very gentle, yet it held something that

made the inspector look up quickly.

'Didn't want the crime discovered till he'd had time to make

.his getaway.'

'Perhaps, perhaps - but continue with what you were

saying.'

'The maid went out at five o'clock. The doctor here put:3 the

time of death as - roughly - about four to five hours ago. That's

right, isn't it?'

The doctor, who was a man of few words, contented hiaself

with jerking his head afFmnatively.

'It's a quarter to twelve now. The actual time can, I think, be

narrowed down to a fairly del'mite hour.'

He took out a crumpled sheet of paper.

'We found this in the pocket of the dead woman's dress. You

needn't be afraid of handling it. There are no f'mgerprint$ on

it.'

Poirot smoothed out the sheet. Across it some words were

printed in small, prim capitals.

I

WILL COME TO SEE YOU THIS EVENING AT HALF PAST SEVEN.

'A compromising document to leave behind,' commuted

Poirot, as he handed it back.

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'Well, he didn't know she'd got it in her pocket,' said the

inspector. 'He probably thought she'd destroyed it. We've

evidence that he was a careful man, though. The pistol she was

shot with we found under the body - and there again no

fingerprints. They'd been wiped off very carefully with a silk

handkerchief.'

'How do you know,' said Poirot, 'that it was a silk

handkerchief?.'

'Because we found it,' said e inspector triumphantly. 'At

the last, as he was drawing the axrtains, he must have let it fall

unnoticed.'

He handed across a big white silk handkerchief - a good-quality

handkerchief. It did not need the inspector's finger to

draw Poirot's attention to the mark on it in the centre. It was

neatly marked and quite legible. Poirot read the name out.

'John Fraser.'

'That's it,' said the inspector. 'John Fraser - J.F. in the note.

We know the name of the man we have to look for, and I dare

say when we f'md out a little about the dead woman, sntl her

relations come forward, we shall soon get a line on him.'

'I wonder,' said Poirot. 'No, mon chef, somehow I do not

think he will be easy to ['md, your John Fraser. He is a strange

man - csreful, since he marks his handkerchiefs and wipes the

pistol with which he has committed the crime - yet careless

since he loses his handkerchiefand does not search for a letter

that might incriminate him.'

'Flurried, that's what he was,' said the inspector.

'It is possible,' said Poirot. 'Yes, it is possible. And he was

not seen entering the building?'

'There are all sorts of people going in and out sll the time.

These are big blocks. I suppose none of you -' he addressed the

four collectively -'saw anyone coming out of the flat?'

Pat shook her head. 'We went out earlier - about seven

o'clock.'

'I see.' The inspector rose. Poirot accompanied him to the

door.

'As a little favour, may I examine the flat below?'

'Why, certainly, M. Poirot. I know what they think of yon at

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headquarters. I'll leave you a key. I've got two. E

empty. The maid cleared out to some relatives too

stay there alone.' ' oo s.

'I thank you,' said M. Poirot. He went back into ?:¢

thoughtful.

'You're not satisfied, M. Poirot?' said Jimmy.

'No,' said Poirot. 'I am not satisfied.'

Donovan looked at him curiously. 'What is it that well,

worries you?

Poirot did not answer. He remained silent for a minute or

.two, frowning, as though in thought, then he made a sudden

mpatent movemem of the shoulders.

'I will say good night to you, mademoiselle. You must be

tired. You have had much cooking to do - eh?'

Pat laughed. 'Only the omelette. I didn't do dinner.

Donovan and Jimmy came and called for us, and we went out

to a little place in Soho.'

'And then without doubt, you went to a theatre?'

'Yes. The Brown Eyes of Caroline.'

'Ah!' said Poirot. 'It should have been blue eyes - the blue

eyes of mademoiselle.,

He made a sentimental gesture, and then once more wished

Pat good night, also Mildred, who was staying the night by

special request, as Pat admitted fnmkiy that she would get the

horrors if left alone on this Pm'ticular night.

The two young men accompanied Poirot. When the door

was shut, md they were preparing to say goodbye to him on le

landing, Poirot forestalled them.

'My young friends, you heard me say I was not satisfied?/;h

b/eh, it is true - I am not. I go now to make some little

investigations of my own. You would like to accompany me

yes?'

An eager assent greeted this proposal. Poirot led the way

the flat below and inserted the key the inspector had given him

in the lock. On entering, he did not, as the others had expected,

enter the sitting-room. Instead he went straight to the kitchen

In a little recess which served as a scullery a big iron bin was

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stding. Poirot uncovered this and, doubling himself up,

began to roofie in it with the energy of a ferocious terrier.

Both Jimmy and Donovan stared at him in amazement.

Suddenly with a cry of triumph he emerged. In his hand he

held aloft a small stoppered bottle.

'VoilcW he said. 'I fred what I seek.' He sniffed at it

delicately. 'Alas! I am enrhum - I have the cold in the head.'

Donovan took the bottle from him and sniffed in his turn,

but could smell nothing. He took out the stopper and held the

bottle to his nose before Poirot's warning cry could stop him.

Immediately he fell like a log. Poirot, by springing forward,

partly broke his fall.

'Imbecile!' he cried. 'The idea. To remove the stopper in

that foolhardy manner! Did he not observe how delicately I

'handled it? Monsieur - Faulkener - is it not? Will you be so

good as to get me a little brandy? I observed a decanter in the

sitting-room.'

Jimmy hurried off, but by the time he returned, Donovan

was sitting up and declaring himself quite all fight again. He

had to listen to a short lecture from Poirot on the necessity of

caution in sniff'rog at possibly poisonous substances.

'I think I'll be off home,' said Donovan, rising shakily to his

feet. 'That is, if I can't be any more use here. I feel a bit wonky

still.'

'Assuredly,' said Poirot. 'That is the best thing'you can do.

M. Faulkener, attend me here a little minute. I will return on

the instant.'

He accompanied Donovan to the door and beyond. They

remained outside on the laxaxling talking for some minutes.

When Poirot at last re-entered the flat he found Jimmy

standing in the sitting-room gazing round him with puwled

eyes.

'Well, M. Poirot,' he said, 'what next?'

'There is nothing next. The case is f'mished.'

'What?'

'I know everything - now.'

Jimmy stared at him. 'That little bottle you found?'

'Exactly. That little bottle.'

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Jimmy shook his head. 'I can't make head or tail of it. For

some reason or other I can see you are dissatisfied ih

evidence against this John Fraser, whoever he may be.

'Whoever he may be,' repeated Poirot soffiy. 'If he is any0

at all - well, I shall be surprised.'

'I don't understand.'

'He is a - that is all - s name carefully marked on

handkerchiefl'

'And the letter?'

'Did you notice that it was printed? Now, why? I will tell

you. Handwriting 'might be recognized, and a typne

letter is more easily traced thlm you would imagine - but if

real John Fraser wrote that letter those two points would not

have appealed to him! No, it was written on purposed put

in the dead woman's pocket for us to find. There is no such

person as John Fraser.'

Jimmy looked at him inquiringly.

'And so,' went on Poirot, 'I went bck to the point that

struck me. You heard me say rkst certain things in a room were

always in the same place under given cirounstances. I gave

three instances. I might hsve mentioned a fourth - the electric-light

switch, my friend.'

Jimmy still stared uncompy. Poirot went on.

'Your friend Donovan did not go nesr the window - it was

by resting his hand on this table that he got it covered in blood!

But I asked myself at once - why did he rest it there? What was

he doing groping about this room in darkness? For remember,

my friend, the electric-light switch is always in the same place - by the door. Why, when he came to this room, did he not at

once feel for the light d mm it on? That was the natural, the

normal thing to do. According to him, he tried to turn on

light in the kitchen, but failed. Yet when I tried the switch it

was in perfect working order. Did he, then, not wish the light

to go on just then? If it hsd gone on you would both have seen

at once that you were in the wrong flat. There would have been

no reason to come into this room.'

'What are you driving at, M. Poirot? I don't understand.

What do you mean?'

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'I mean - this.'

poirot held up a Yale door hey.

'The key of this flat?'

'No, mort am/, the hey of the flat above. Mademoiselle

from her

pamca key, which M. Donovan Bailey abstracted

bag some time during the evening.'

'But why - why?'

'parbleu! So that he could do what he wanted to do - gain

admission to this flat in a perfectly unsuspidous manner. He

made sure that the lift door was unbolted earlier in the

m '

even g.

'Where did you get the key?'

Poirot's smile broadened. 'I found it just now - where I

looked for it - in M. Donovan's pocket. See you, that little

bottle I pretended to find was a ruse. M. Donovan is taken in.

He does what I knew he would do - unstoppers it and sniffs.

And in that little bottle is ethyl chloride, a very powerful instant

anaesthetic. It gives me just the moment or two of unconsdousness

I need. I take from his pocket the two things that I

knew would be there. This key was one of them - the other -'

Hie stopped and then went on. .

questioned at the time the reason the inspector gave for the

body being concealed behind the curtain. To gain time? No,

there was more than that. And so I thought of just one thing

- ---- friend The evening post that comes at half.p?t

tile post my ,,,

·

'

nine or theresbouts. Say the murderer does not find sometmug

he expects to f'md, but that something may be delivered by post

later. Clearly, then, he must come back. But the crime must not

be discovered by the maid when she comes or the police

would take possession of the flat, so he hides the body behind

the curtsin. And the maid suspects nothing and lays the letters

on the table as usual.'

'The letters?'

'Yes, the letters.' Poirot drew something from his pocket.

'This is the second article I took from M. Donovan when he

was unconscious.' He showed the superscription - a typewritten

envelope addressed to Mrs Ernestine Grant. 'But I will ask

you one thing first. M. Faulkener, before we look at the

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contents of this letter. Are you or are you not in 1o wi

Mademoiselle Patri?'

'I care for Pat damnably - but I've never thought I had a

chance.'

'You thought that she cmd for M. Donovan? It may be that

she had begun to care for him - but it was only a beginning, my

friend. It is for you to make her forget - to stand by her in her

trouble.'

'Trouble?' said Jimmy sh*ply.

'Yes, trouble. We will do all we can to keep her name out of

it, but it will be impossible to do so entirely. She was, you see,

the motive.'

He ripped open the envelope that he held. An enclosure fell

out. The covering letter was brief, and was from a firm of

solicitors.

Dear Madam,

The document you enclose is quite in order, and the fact

of the marriage having tdn place in a foreign country does

not invalidate it in .ny way.

Yours truly, etc.

Poirot spread out the enclosure, h was a certificate of

marriage between Donovan Bailey Emestine Grant, dated

eight years ago.

'Oh, my God!' said Jimmy. 'Pat said she'd had letter from

the woman asking to see her, but she never dreamed it was

anything important.'

Poirot nodded. 'Donovan knew - he went to see his wife this

evening before going to the flat above - a strange irony, by the

way, that led the unfortunate woman to come to this building

where her rival lived - he murdered her in cold blood, cl then

went on to his evening's amusement. His wife must have told

him that she had sent the marriage certificate to her solicitors

and was expecting to hear from them. Doubtless he himself

had tried to make her believe that there was a flaw in the

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'He seemed in quite good-spirits, too, all the evening. M.

poirot, you haven't let him escape?' Jimmy shuddered.

· ,

·

' u need

,There is no escape for him, said Potrot gravely. Yo

not fear.'

'It's Pat I'm thinking about mostly,' said ]immy. 'You don't

think - she really cared.'

Then ami, that is your part,' said Poirot gently. 'To make her

turn to you and forget. I do not think you will find it very

difficult!'

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THE ADVENTURE OF JOHNNIE WAVERLy

'You can understand the feelings of a mother,' said Mrs

Waverly for perhaps the sixth time.

She looked appealing/y at Poirot. My Little friend, always

sympathetic to motherhood in distress, gesticulated

reassuringly.

'But yes, but yes, I comprehend perfectly. Have faith in Papa

Poirot.'

'The police -' began Mr Waverly.

His wife waved the interruption aside. 'I won't have

anything more to do with the poLice. We trusted to them and

look what happened! But I'd heard so much ofM. Poirot and

the wonderful things he'd done, that I felt he might possibly be

able to help us. A mother's feelings -'

Poirot hastily stemmed the reiteration with an eloquent

gegture. Mrs Waverly's emotion was obviously genuine, but it

assorted strangely with her shrewd, rather hard type of

countenance. When I heard later that she was the daughter of

hPe r°minent steel manufacturer who had worked ;

·

world from an office boy to hi

ms way .Up m

o ,,cnt eminence, I realized

that she had inherited many of the paternal qualities.

Mr Waverly was a big, ton'd, jovial-looking man. He stood

with his legs straddled wide apart and looked the type of the

country squire.

'I suppose you know all about this business, M. Poirot?'

The question was almost superfluous. For some days past the papers had been full of the sensational kidnapping of Little

Johnnie Waver/y, the three-year-old son and heir of Marcus

Waverly, Esq., of Waverly Court, Surrey, one of the oldest

families in England.

'The main facts I know, of course, but recount to me the

whole story, monsieur, I beg of you. And in detail if you

please.'

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'Well, I suppose the beginning of the whole thing was aborn

ten days ago when I got an anonymous letter - beastly things,

qyway - that I couldn't make head or tail of. The writer had

the impudence to demand that I should pay him twenty-five

thousand pounds - twenty-five thousand pounds, M. Poirot!

Failing my agreement, he threatened to kidnap Johnnie. Of

course I threw the thing into the wastepaper basket without

more ado. Thought it was some silly joke. Five days later I got

another letter. "Unless you pay, your son will be kidnapped on

the twenty-ninth." That was on the twenty-seventh. Ada was

worded, but I couldn't bring myself to treat the matter

seriously. Damn it all, we're in England. Nobody goes about

kidnapping children and holding them up to ransom.'

'It is not a common practice, certainly,' said Poirot.

'Proceed, monsieur.'

'Well, Ada gave me no peace, so - feeling a bit of a fool - I

laid the matter before Scotland Yard. They didn't seem to take

the thing very seriously - inclined to my view that it was some

silly joke. On the twenty-eighth I got a third letter. "You have

not paid. Your son will be taken from you at twdve o'clock

noon tomorrow, the twenty-ninth. It will cost you fifty

thousand pounds to recover him." Up I drove to Scotland'

Yard again. This time they were more impressed. They

inc)ined to the view that the letters were written by a lunatic,

and that in all probability an attempt of some kind would be

made at the hour stated. They assured me that they would take

all due precautions. Inspector NcNefl and a sufficient force

would come down to Waverly on the morrow and take charge.

'I went home much relieved in mind. Yet we already had the

feeling of being in a state of siege. I gave orders that'no stranger

was to be admitted, and that no one was to leave the house. The

evening passed off without any untoward incident, but on the

following morning my wife was seriously unwell. Alarmed by

her condition, I sent for Doctor D.ers. Her symptoms

appeared to pn,.,le him. While hesitating to suggest that she

had been poisoned, I could see that that was what was in his

mind. There was no danger, he assured me, but it would be a

day or two before she would be able to get about again.

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Returning to my own room, I was startled and amazed to a note pinned to my pi/low. It was in the same

the others and contained just three words: "At twelve

'I admit, M. Poirot, that then I saw red! Someone

house was in this - one of the servants. I had them all

blackguarded them right and left. They never split on

other, t was Miss Collins, my wife's companion, who

me that she had ·

that morning seen Johnnie's nurse slip down the drive

· I taxed her with it, and she broke down. She

left the child with the nursery maid and stolen out to meet

friend of hers - a man! Pretty goings on! She denied

pinned the note to my pillow - she may have been

truth, I don't know. I felt I couldn't take the risk of the ck

own nurse being in the plot. One of the servants was implio; ed

- of that I Was sure. Finally I lost my temper and sacked the

whole bunch, nurse and all. I gave them an hour to pack their

boxes and get out of the house.'

Mr Waverly,s face was quite two shades redder as he

remembered his just wrath.

'Was not that little injudicious, monsieur?' suggested

Poirot. 'IF

a

or all you know, you might have been playing into the

enemy's hands.,

Mr Waverly stared at him. 'I don't see that. Send the whole

lot packing, that was my idea. I wired to London for a fresh lot

to be sent down that evening. In the meantime, there'd be only

people I could trust in the house: my wife's secretary, Miss

Collins, and Tredwell, the butler, who has been with me since

I was a boy.'

'And this Miss Collins, how long has she been with you?'

'Just a year,' Said Mrs Waverly. 'She has been invaluable

nc as a secretary-companion, and is also a very efficien

housekeeper.,

'The nurse?'

'She has been with me six months. She came to me with

excellent references. All the same, I never really liked her,

although Johnnie was quite devoted to her.'

'Still, I gather she had already left when the catastrophe

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occurred. Perhaps, Monsieur Waverly, you will be so kind as to

continue.'

Mr Waverly resumed his narrative.

'Inspector McNeil arrived about ten-thirty. The servants

had all left by then. He declared himself quite satisfied with the

internal arrangements. He had various men posted in the park

outside, guarding all the approaches to the house, and he

assured me that if the whole thing were not a hoax, we should

undoubtedly catch my mysterious correspondent.

'I had Johnnie with me, and he and I and the inspector went

together into the room we call the council chamber. The

igspector 16cked the door. There is a big grandfather clock

tlzre, and as the hands drew near to twelve I don't mind

confessing that I was as nervous as a cat. There was a whirring

sound, and the clock began to strike. I clutched at Johrmie. I

hd a feeling a man might drop from the skies. The last stroke

sounded, and as it did so, there was a great commotion outside

- shouting and running. The inspector flung up the window,

and a constable came running up.

'"We've got him sir," he panted. "He was sneaking up

through the bushes. He's got a wholedope outfit on him."

'We hurried out on the terrace where two constables were

holding a ruffianly-looking fellow in shabby clothes, who was

twisting and turning in a vain endcav0ur to escape. One of the

policemen held out an unrolled parcel which the3;had wrested

from their captive. It contained a pad of cotton wool and a

bottle of chloroform. It made my blood boil to see it. There was

a note, too, addressed to me. I tore it open. It bore the following

words: "You should have paid up. To ransom your son will

now cost you fifty thousand. In spite of all your precautions he

has been abducted on the twenty-ninth as I said."

'I gave a great laugh, the laugh of relief, but as I did so I

heard the hum of a motor and a shout. I turned my head.

Racing down the drive towards the south lodge at a furious

speed was a low, long grey car. It was the man who drove it who

shouted, but that was not what gave me a shock of horror. It

was the sight of Johnnie's flaxen curls. The child was in the car

beside him.

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'The inspector ripped out an oath. "The child was here not

a minute ago," he cried. His eyes swept over us. We were all

there: myself, Tredwell, Miss Collins. "When did you last see

him, Mr Waverly?"

'I cast my mind back, trying to remember. When the

constable had called us, I had run out with the inspector,

forgetting all about Johnnle.

'And then there came a sound that startled us, the chiming

of a church clock from the village. With an exclamation the

inspector pulled out his watch. It was exactly twelve o'clock.

With one common accord we ran to the council chamber; the

clock there marked the hour as ten minutes past. Someone

must have deliberately tampered with it, for I have never

known it gain or lose before. It is a perfect timekeeper.'

Mr Waverly paused. Poirot smiled to himself and straightened

a little mat which the anxious father had pushed askew.

'A pleasing little problem, obscure and charming,' murmured

Poirot. 'I will investigate it for you with pleasure. Truly

it was planned i mervle.'

Mrs Waverly looked at him reproachfully. 'But my boy,' she

wailed.

Poirot hastily composed his face and looked the picture of

earnest sympathy again. 'He is safe, madame, he is unlmrmed.

Rest assured, these miscreants will take the greatest care of

him. Is he not to them the turkey - no, the goose - that lays the

golden eggs?'

'M. Poirot, I'm sure there's only one thing to be done - pay

up. I was all against it at first- but now! A mother's feelings '

'But we have interrupted monsieur in his history,' cried

Poirot hastily.

'I expect you know the rest pretty well from the papers,' said Me Waverly. 'Of course, Inspector McNeil got on to the

telephone immediately. A description of the car and the man

was circulated all round, and it looked at first as though

everything was going to turn out all right. A car, answering to

the description, with a man and a small boy, had passed

through various villages, apparently making for London. At

one place they had stopped, and it was noticed that the child

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IllspeCt°'

- - --an and boy detained, I was almost ill with relief. You oW

the sequel. The boy was not ]ohtmie,

ardent motorist, fond of children, who had pickl up a small

child playing in the streets of Edenswcll, a village about fifteen

ailes from us, and was 16ndiy giving him a ride. Thanks to the

cocksure blundering of the police, all traces have disappeared.

Had they not persistently followed the wrong car, they might

go ,

by now have found the .y.

police are a brave and

'Calm yourself, monsieur. The

intelligent force of men. Their mistake was a very natural one.

Ad altogether it was a clever scheme. As to the man they

caught in the grounds, I understand that his defence has

consisted all along of a persistent denial. He declared that the

and arcel were given to him to deliver at Waverly Court.

· note P

- handed him a ten-shllinS note

I The man who gave mere to

and promised him another if it were delivered at exactly ten

· utes to twelve. He was to approach the house tluongh the

- '- ' -r'

'I don't believe a wora ox n,

'It's all a parcel of lies.'

'Eh veritY, it is a thin story,' said Poimt reflectively. 'But so

far they have not shaken it. I understand, also, that he made a

certain accusation?'

His glance interrogated Mr Waverly. The latter got rather

red again,

impertinence to pretend that he

'The fellow had the

recognized in Tredwell the man who gave him the parcel.

"Only the bloke has shaved offhis moustache." Tredwell, who

was born on the estate!' ···

Poirot smiled a little at the country gentleman's 'indignation.

'Yet you yourself suspect an inmate of the house to have been

accessory to the abduction.'

'Yes, but not Tredwell.'

' And you, madame?' asked Poirot, suddenly mining to her.

'It could not have been Tredwell who gave this tramp the

letter and parcel - if anybody ever did, which I don't believe.

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It was given him at ten o'clock, he says. At ten o'clock Tredve

was with my husband in the smoking-room.'

'Were you able to see the face of the man in the

monsieur? Did it resemble that of Tredwell in any

'It was too far away for me to see his face.'

'Has TredweU a brother, do you know?'

'He had several, but they are all dead. The last one was killed

in the war.'

'I am not yet clear as to the grounds of Waverly Court. The

car was heading for the south lodge. Is there another entranee?'

'Yes, what we call the east lodge. It can be seen from the

other side of the house.'

'It seems to me strange that nobody saw the cat entering the

grounds.'

'There is a right of way through, and access to a small chapel,

A good many cars pass through. The mm must have stopped

the car in a convenient phce and run up to the house just as the

alarm was given and attention attracted elsewhere.'

'Unless he was already inside the house,' mused Poirot 'Is

there any place where he could have hidden?'

'Well, we certainly didn't make a thorough search of the

house beforehand. There seemed no need. I suppose he might

have hidden himself somewhere, but who would have let him

in?'

'We shall come to that later. One thing at a time - let us be

methodical.. There is no special hiding-place in the house?

Waverly Court is an old place, and there are sometimes

"priests' holes", as they call them.'

'By gad, there/s a priest's hole. It opens from one of the

panels in the hall.'

'Near the council chamber?'

'Just outside the door.'

'But nobody knows of its existence except my wife and

myself.'

'Tredwell?'

'Well - he might have heard of it.'

'Miss Collins?'

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'I have never mentioned it to her.'

poirot reflected for a minute.

,Well, monsieur, the next thing is for me to come down to

averly Court. If I arrive this afternoon, will it suit you:?'

, . soon as sible, please, Monsieur Poirot!' cried

Oh. as

pos

Waverly. 'Read this once more.'

She thrust into his hands the last missive from the enemy

which had reached the Waverlys that morning and which had

sent her post-haste to Poirot. It gave clever and explicit

· ' long for the paying over of the money, and ended .wth

that the boy's life would pay for any treachery. It

dtea

warred with the essential mother love

clear that a love of money

gaining the day.

of Mrs Waverly, and that the latter was at last behind her

Poirot detained Mrs Waverly for a minute

husband.

'Madame, the truth, if you please. Do you share your

husband's faith in the butler, Tredweii?'

nothing against him, Monsieur Poirot, I rmot see

'I have

concerned in this, but - well, I have

how he can have been

never liked him - never?

'One other thing, madame, can you give me the address of

the child's nurse?'

·

don't imagine '

'149 lqetherall Road, Hammersmith. You

grey cells.

'Never do I imagine. Only - I employ the little

And sometimes, inst sometimes, I have a little idea.'

Poirot came back to me as the door dosed.

'So madame has never liked the butler. It is interesting, that,

eh, Hastings?'

I refused to be drawn. Poirot has deceived me so often that

I now go warily. There is always a catch somewhere.

After completing an elaborate outdoor toilet, we set off for

.4etherall Road. We were fortunate enough to find Miss Jessie

Withers at home·She was a pleasant-faced woman of thirty-five,

capable and superior. I could not believe that she could be

mixed up in the affair. She was bitterly resendul of the way she

had been dismissed, but admitted that she hsd been in the

wrong. She was engaged to be married to a painter and

decorator who happened to be in the neighbourhood, and she

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had run out to meet him. The thing seemed natural eoug.

could not quite understand Poirot. All his questions

me quite irrelevant. They were concerned mainly v ith

daily murine of her life at Waverly Court. I was frankl bored

and glad when Poirot took his departure.

'Kidnapping is an easy job, mon am/,' he observed, as he

hailed a taxi in the Hammersmith Road and ordered it to drive

to Waterloo. 'That child could have been abducted with greatest ease any day for the last three years.'

'I don't see that that advances us much,' I remarked coldly. 'Au contraire, it advances us enormously, but enonnouslyt If

you must wear a tie pin, Hastings, at least let it be in the eyact

centre of your tie. At present it is at least a sixteenth of an inch

too much to the right.'

Waverly Court was a frae old place and had recently been

restored with taste and care. Mx Waverly showed us the

council chamber, the terrace, and all the various spots

'connected with the case. Finally, at Poirot's request, he pressed

a spring in the wall, a panel slid aside, and a short passage led

us into the priest's hole.

'You see,' said Waverly. 'There is nothing here.'

The tiny room was bare enough, there was not even the mark

of a footstep on the floor. I joined Poirot where he was bending

attentively over a mark in the corner.

'ghat do you make of this, my friend?'

There were four imprints dose together.

'A dog,' I cried.

'A very small dog, Hastings.'

'A Porn.'

'Smaller than a Porn.'

'A griffon?' I suggested doubtfully.

'Smaller even than a griffon. A species unknown to the

Kennel Club.'

I looked at him. His face was alight with excitement

satisfaction.

'I was right,' he murmured. 'I knew I was right. Come, Hastings.'

As we stepped out into the hall and the panel closed behind

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a our lady came out of a door farther down the passage.

s ./,, resented her to us.

,Miss .onms.

thirty years of age, brisk .and alert in

Miss Collins was about

fair

rather dull hair, and wore pm. ce-nez.

.,saner. She had ,

----a into a small morning-room,

'" At poirOt'S request, we pa,,

· her closely as to the servants and particularly

¢ uesnoned

·

· the butler.

and h q . , o,.. oamitted that she did not like

aS tO Treclweu. of

'He gives himself airs,' she explained.

They then went into the question of the food eaten by Mrs

VsverlY on the night of the 28th. Miss Collins declared that

she had partaken of the same dishes upstairs in her sitting

ora

and had felt no ill effects. As she was departing I nudged

Poirot.

'The dog,' I whispered.

'Ah, yes, the dog!' He smiled broadly. 'Is there a dog kept

here by any chance, mademoiselle?'

'There arc two retrievers in the kennels outside.'

'No, I mean a small dog, a toy dog.'

'No - nothing of the kind.'

Poirot permitted her to depart. Then, pressing the hell, he

remarked to me, 'She lies, that Mademoiselle Collins. Possibly

I should, also, in her place, blow for the butler.'

Tredwell was a dignified individual. He told his story with

perfect aplomb, and it was essentially the same as that of Mr

Waverly. He admitted that he knew the secret of the priest's

hole.

When he finally withdrew, pontifical to the last, I met

Poirot's quizzical eyes.

.

'What do you make of it all, Hastings?

'What do you?' I parried.

'How cautious you become, blever, never will the grey cells

function unless you stimulate them. Ah, but I will not tease

you! Let us make our deductions together. What points strike

us specially as being difficult?'

I said. 'Why did the man

'There s one thing that strikes me;

instead of

who kidnapped the child go out by the south lodge

by the east lodge where no one would see him?'

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'That is a very good point, ltastis, an excellent

match it with another. Why warn the Waverlys be '. 'and?

Why not simply kidnap the child and hold him to t

'Because they hoped to get the money without be:

to action.'

'Surely it was very unlikely that the money would be paid on

a mere threat?'

'Also they wanted to focus attention on twelve o'clock, so

that when the tramp man was seized, the other could emerge

from his hiding-place and get away with the child unnoticed.,

'That does not alter the fact that they were nmldng a thing

difficult that was perfectly easy. If they do not spe a time or

date, nothing would be easier than to wait their chance, ami

carry off the child in a motor one day when he is out with his

'Ye - es,' I admitted doubtfully.

'In fact, there is a deliberate playing of the farce! Now let us

'approach the question from another side. Everything goes to

show that there was an $ccomplice inside the house. Point

number one, the mysterious poisoning of Mrs Waverly. Point

number two, the letter pinned to the pillow. Point number

three, the putting on of the dock ten minutes - all inside jobs.

And an additional fact that you may not have noticed. There

was no dust in the priest's hole. It had been swept out with a

broom.

'Now then, we have four people in the house. We can

exclude the nurse, since she could not have swept out the

priest's hole, though she could have atteaxied to the other three

points. Four people, Mr and Mrs Waverly, Tredwell, the

butler, and Miss Collins. We will take Miss Collins fa-st. We

have nothing much against herd except that we know very little

about her, that she is obviously an intelligent young woman,

and that she has only been here a year.'

'She lied about the dog, you said,' I reminded him.

'Ah, yes, the dog.' Poirot gave a peculiar smL!e. 'Now let us

pass to Tredwell. There are several suspicious facts against

him. For one thing, the tramp declares that it was Tredwell

who gave him the parcel in the village.'

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Ii can prove an alibi on that poem..

,0 . Trcdwe

' -ned Mrs waveny, pinned

-. he could have poso

· the pillo ,

mm a o

he , . the other hand, :

-,s,. last degree

priest s s,,-...On ' 't sems unlikely u,

the service of the wavenys. ·

.

·

,t he should co.nmve ,at the abductv of the son of the house

t is not in the ptcture'.

-- n?'

,Well, the ·

'We must proceed logically - however absurd it may see?.

We will briefly consider Mrs Waverly. But she is rich, the

snoneY is hers. It is her money which has ttored this

inapoverished estate. There would he no tnmson for her to

kidnap her son and pay over her money to herself. The

husband, no, is in a different position, lie has a rich wife. It is

as being rich himself- in fact I have a little

not the same thing

of parting with h¢£ money,

idea that the lady is not very fotld

except on a very good pretext. But 1 Waverly, you can see at

once, he is a eur.'

,impossible,' I spluttered.

'blot at all. Who sends away the servants} Mr Waverly. He

can write the notes, drug his wife, put on the hands of the c.,

and establish an excellent alibi for his faithful relmner

Tredwell. Tredwell has never liked Mrs Waverl¥. He is

devoted to his feaster and is willing to ohe¥ his orders

· it. Waverty, Tredwell,

implicitly. There were three of them m

and some friend of WaverlY. That is the mistake the police

made no further inquiries about the maxi who drove

made, they

it. lie was the third nn.

car with the wrong child i. -- -'th tlax curls.

the grey

. . ·

e nea Iy, a 10oy'm

He ctrives tn u,,,----

wavi his hand and

south lodge just at the right moment,

face or the number of the cat' s°

·

e cannot see the child's

obviously th Y. s.,,

a

false trail to Lonaon. ·u u mes to be delivered by a

in arranging for the parcel and note . ··

part man

His master can provide

ronghlootang

gen..c- ' - him, in spt

the unlikely

?se.or the for Mr WaverlY, as soon as the

false moustache

ne wore. r,., ,,

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qh.byalo?,oc?rs outside, and the ins or ...

runes th .t,a :--t . - pect rushes oK,

Later in the cl,, ... ..... P t s hole, follows him ....

is v,t

--, wacn me inspector is ione ar

,:., 7

,c-, ?' wm we

easy enough to drive ;, 'But

what about the dog?' I asked. 'And Miss Collins lyiag.,

'That

was my little joke. I asked her if there were any toy

dogs in the house, and she said no - but doubtless there

.some - in the nursery! You see, Mr Waverly placed

some toys

m the priest's hole to keep ]ohnnie amused and quiet.'

'M. Po/rot - ' Mr Waverly entered the room - 'have

you

discovered

anyth/ng? Have you any clue to where the boy has

been taken?'

Poirot handed Mm a

piece of paper. 'Here is the address.,

'But this is

a blank sheet.'

'Because I am waiting

for

you to write

it

down

for

..What the -' Mr Waverly's face

turned me.'

I lnow eve . . purple.

rything, monsieur. I

gve you twenty-four hours

to return

the boy. Your ingenuity will be equal

to the task of

explaining his reappearance. Otherw/se, Mrs Waverly will be

informed

of the exact sequence of events.'

Mr Waverly sank down in a chair

and bur/ed Ms if

ce in h/s

hands. 'He is with my old nurse, ten m/les away. He is

happy

and well cared for.'

'I have no doubt of that. iF i did not

believe you to

be a good

father at heart, I should not be

to g/ye you another

chance. '

'The scandal ,

'Exactly.

Your name is an old and honoured one. Do not

jeopardize

it

agaha.

C

ood

evening,

Mr

Waverly.

Ah,

by

the

way,

one word

of

advice.

Always

sweep

in

the

coruera!'

THE KING OF CLUBS

'Truth,' I observed, hying aside the Daily Newsmonger, 'i

stranger than fiction!'

The remark was not, perhaps, an original one. It appeared t,

lincense my friend. Tilting his egg-shaped head on one side, th,

ittle man carefully flied an imaginary fleck of dust from hh

U'carefully creased trousers, and observed: 'How profound

What a thinker is my friend Hastings!'

Without displaying any annoyance at this quite uncailed-fo

gibe, I tapped the sheet I had laid aside.

'You've read this morning's paper?'

'I have. And after reading it, I folded it anew symmetrically

I did not cast it on the floor as you have done, with your sc

lamentable absence of order and method.'

(That is the worst of Poirot. Order and Method are his gods

He goes so far as to attribute all his success to them.)

'Then you saw the account of the murder of Hem3

Reedburn, the impresario? It was that which prompted m

remark. Not only is truth stranger than fiction - it is mor

dramatic. Think of that solid middle-class English family, the

Oglanders. Father. and mother, son and daughter, typical of

thousands of families all over this country. The men of the

family go to the city every day; the women look after the house.

Their lives are perfectly peaceful, and utterly monotonous.

Last night they were sitting in their neat suburban drawing-room

at Daisymead, Streatham, playing bridge. Suddenly,

without any warning, the french window bursts open, and a

woman staggers into the room. Her grey satin frock is marked

with a crimson stain. She utters one word, "Murder!" before

she sinks to the ground insensible. It is possible that they

recognize her from her pictures as Valerie Saintclair, the

famous dancer who has lately take London by storm!'

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'Is this your eloquence, or that of the Daily

inquired Poirot.

'The Daily Newsmonger was in a hurry to go to press: and

contented itself with bare facts. But the dramatic possibides

of the story struck me at once.'

Poirot nodded thoughtfully. 'Wherever there is huan

nature, there is drama. But - it is not always just where ou

think it is. Remember that. Still, I too am interested in the t

since it is liky that I shall be connected with it.'

'Indeed?'

'Yes. A gentleman rang me up this morning, and made an

appointment with me on behalf of Prince Paul of Maurania.'

'But what has that to do with it?'

'You do not read your pretty little English scandal-papers.

The ones with the funny stories, and % little mouse has heard

- "or % little bird would like to know -" See here.'

I followed his short stubby finger along the paragraph:

- whether the foreign prince and the famous dancer are

really aff'mifies! And if the lady likes her new diamond ring!'

'And now to resume your so dramatic narratives' said Poirot.

'Mademoiselle Saintclair had just fainted on the drawing-room

carpet at Daisymead, you remember.'

I shrugged. 'As a result of Mademoiselle's first murmured

words when she came round, the two male Oglanders stepped

out, one to fetch a doctor to attend to the lady, who was

evidently suffering terribly from shock, and the other to the

police-station - whence after telling his story, he accompanied

the police to Mon Isir, Mr Reedbum's magxxificent villa,

which is situated at no great distance from Daisymead. There

they found the great man, who by the way suffers from

somewhat unsavoury reputation, lying in the library with the

back of his head cracked open like an eggshell.'

'I have cramped your style,' said Poirot kindly. 'Forgive me,

I pray... Ah, here is M. le Prince?

Our distinguished visitor was announced under the title of

Count Feodor. He was a strange-looking youth, tall, eager,

with a weak chin, the famous Mauranberg mouth, and the dark

fiery eyes of a fanatic.

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'M. Poirot?'

My friend bowed.

'Monsieur, I am in terrible trouble, greater than I can well

express - '

'I

Poiro't waved his hand. comprehend your anxiety. Made.

moiselle Saintclair is a very dear friend, is it not so?'

The prince replied simply: 'I hope to make her my wife.'

Piorot sat up in his chair, and his eyes opened.

The prince continued: 'I should not be the first of my famib

to make a morganatic marriage. My brother Alexander has

defied the Emperor. We are living now in more enlightened

free from the old caste-prejudice. Besides, Mademoiselle

Saintclear, in actual fact, is quite my equal in rank. You have

heard hints as to her history?'

'There are many romantic stories of her origin - not an

uncommon thing with famous dancers. I have heard that she

the daughter of an Irish charwoman, also the story which

makes her mother a Russian grand duchess.'

'The first story is, of course, nonsense,' said the young man.

'But the second is true. Valerie, though bound to secrecy, ha

let me guess as much. Besides, she proves it unconsciously in a

thousand ways. I believe in heredity, M. Poirot.'

, 'I too believe in heredity,' said Poirot thoughtfully. 'I have

seen some strange things t connection with it - mo/qui

parle ... But to business, M. le Prince. What do you want of

me? What do you fear? I may speak freely, may I not? Is there

anything to connect Mademoiselle Saintclair with the crime?

She knew Reedburn of course?'

'Yes. He professed to be m love with h .

'And she?'

'She would have nothing to say to him.'

Poirot looked at him keenly. 'Had she any reason to fear

him?'

The young man hesitated. 'There was an incident. You

know Zara, the clairvoyant?'

'She is wonderful. You should consult her some time.

Valerie and I went to see her last week. She read the cards for

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us. She spoke to Valerie of trouble - of gathering clouds; hen

she turned up the last card - the covering card, they call r. It

was the king of clubs. She said m Valerie: "Beware. Ther is

man who holds you in his power. You fear him - you a,

great danger through him. You know whom I mean?"

was white to the lips. She nodded and said: "Yes, yes, I knt ,.,, Shortly afterwards.we left. Eara's last words to Valerie . :e'

· woma tell me nothi - assured

that all was well. But now, after last night, I am more sure tan

ever that in the king of clubs Valerie saw Reedbum, and tha:

was the man she feared.' . e

The Prince paused abruptly. 'Now you understand my

agitation when I opened the paper this morning. Supposing

Valerie, in a fit of madness - oh, it is impossible!'

Poirot rose from his seat, and patted the young man kindly

on the shoulder.

it in my hands.' 'Do not distress yourself, I beg of you. Leave

'You will go to $treatham? I gather she is still there, at

Daisyraead - prostrated bY the shock.'

'I will go at once.'

'I have arranged matters - through the embassy. You will be

allowed access everywhere.,

'Then we will depart

Au revoir, M. le Prince."' Hastings, you will accompany me?

Mon IXsir was an exceptionally £me villa, thoroughly moden

and comfortable. A short carriage-drive led up to it from the

road, and beautiful gardens extended behind the house for SOFtie acres.

On mentioning Prince Paul's name, the butler who answered

the door at once took us to the scene of the tragedy. The library

was a magnificent room, running from back to front of the

whole building, with a window at either end one giving on the

front carriage-drive, and the other on the garden. It was in the

recess of the latter that the body had lain. It had been removed

not long before, the police having concluded their examination.

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'That is annoying,' I murmured to Poirot. 'Who knows what

clues they may have destroyed?'

My little friend smiled. 'Eh - Eh! How often must I tell you

that clues come from ithin? In the little grey ceils of the brain

lies the solution of every mystery.'

He turned to the butler. 'I suppose, except for the removal

of the body, the room has not been touched?'

'No, sir. It's just as it was when the police came up last

night.'

'These curtains, now. I see they pull right across the wi.dow

recess. They are the same in the other window. Were they

drawn last night?'

'Yes, sir, I draw them every night.'

'Then Reedburn must have drawn them back himse. '

'I suppose so, sir.'

'Did you know your master expected a visitor last night?'

'He did not say so, sir. But he gave orders he was not to be

disturbed after dinner. You see, sir, there is a door leading out

of the library on to the terrace at the side of the house. He could

have admitted anyone that way.'

I? 'Was he in the habit of doing that?'

[: The butler coughed discreetly. 'I believe so, sir.'

t;' Poirot strode to the door in question. It was unlocked. He

stepped through it on to the terrace which joined the drive on

the right; on the left it led up to a red brick wall.

'The fruit garden, sir. There is a door leading into it farther

along, but it was always locked at six o'clock.'

Poirot nodded, and re-entered the library, the butler

following.

'Did you hear nothing of last night's events?'

'Well, sir, we heard voices in the librm3b a little before nine.

But that wasn't .unusual, especially being a lady's voice. But of

course, once we were all in the servants' ha!l, right the other

side, we didn't hear anything at all. And then, about eleven

o'clock, the police came.'

'How many voices did you hear?'

'I couldn't say, sir. I only noticed the lady's.'

'Ah!'

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'I beg pardon, sir, but Dr Ryan is still in the house, if

would care to see him.'

We jumped at the suggestion, and in a few minutes h¢

doctor, a cheery, middle-aged man, joined us, and gave

all the information he required. Reedburn had been lying ::ear the window, his head by the marble window-seat. There were

two wounds, one between the eyes, and the other, the fatal one,

on the back of the head.

'He was lying on his back?'

'Yes. There is the mark.' He pointed to a small clark stain on

the floor..

'Could not the blow on the back of the head have been

caused by his striking the floor?'

'Impossible. Whatever the weapon was, it penetrated some

distance into the skull.'

Poirot looked thoughtfully in front of him. In the embrasure

of each window was a carved marble seat, the arms being

fashioned in the form of a lion's head. A light came into Poirot's

eyes. 'Supposing he had fallen backwards on this projecting

lion's head, and slipped from there to the ground. Would not

that cause a wound such as you describe?'

'Yes, it would. But the angle at which be was lying makes

that theory impossible. And besides there could not fail to be

traces of blood on the marble of the seat.'

'Unless they were washed away?'

The doctor shrugged his shoulders. 'That is hardly likely.

would be to no one's advantage to give an accident

appearance of murder.'

'Quite so,' acquiesced Poirot. 'Could either of the blm,

have been struck by a woman, do you think?'

'Oh, quite out of the question, I should say. You are thinkix

of Mademoiselle Saintclair, I suppose?'

'I think of no one in particular until I tm sure,' said P0in

gently.

He turned his attention to the open french window, d the

doctor continued:

'It is through here that Mademoiselle Sfintdair fled. You

can just catch a glimpse of Daisymel between the trees. Of

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course, there are many houses nearer to the front of house

on the road, but as it happens, Daisymead, though some

distance away, is the only house visible this side.'

'Thank you for your amiability, Doctor,' said Poirnt. 'Come,

we will follow the footsteps of Mademoiselle.'

Poirot led the way down through the garden, out through an

iron gate, across a short stretch of green and in through the

garden gate of Daisymead, which was an unpretentious little

house in about half an acre of grotmd. There was a small flight

of steps leading up to a french window. Poirot nodded in their

direction.

'That is the way Mademoiselle Saintclair went. For us, who

not her urgency to plead, it will be better to go round to

be front door.'

A maid admitted us and took us into the drawing-room, then

went in search of Mrs Oglander. The room had evidently not

been touched since the night before. The ashes were still in the

grate, and the bridge-table was still in the centre of the room,

with a dummy exposed, and the hands thrown down. The place

was somewhat overloaded with gimcrack ornaments, and a

good many family portraits of surpassing ugliness adorned the

walls.

Poirot gazed at them more leniently than I did,

straightened one or two that were han a shade askew. 'La farnille, it is a strong tie, is it not? Sentiment, it takes the place

of beauty.'

I agreed, my eyes being fLxed on a family group comprising

a gentleman with whiskers, a lady with a high 'front' of hair, a

solid, thick-set boy, and two little girls tied up with a good

many unnecessary bows of ribbon. I took this to be the

Oglander family in earlier days, and studied it with interest.

The door opened, and a young woman came in. Her dark

hair was neatly arranged, and she wore a drab-coloured

sportscoat and a tweed skirt.

She looked at us inquiringly. Poirot stepped forward. 'Miss

Oglander? I regret to derange you - especially after all you have

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been through. The whole affair must have been most

disturbing.'

'It has been rather upsetting,' admitted the young lady

1. to any tragedy. I was confirmed in this -:- .se

cn;aaCl S Sll

continued: 'I must apolog for the state this room is .

Servants get so foolishly excited.'

'It was here that you were sitting last night, n'est-ce pas?'

'Yes, we were playing bridge after supper, when '

'Excuse me - how long had you been playing?'

'Well - ' Miss Oglander considered. 'I really can't say. I

suppose it must have been about ten o'clock. We had had

several rubbers, I know.'

'And you yourself were sitting - where?'

'Facing the window. I was playing with my mother and had

gone one no trump. Suddenly, without any warning, the

window burst open, and Miss Saintclair staggered .into the room.'

'You recognized her?'

'I had a vague idea her face was familiar.'

'She is still here, is she not?'

'Yes, but she refuses to see anyone. She is still quite

prostrated.'

'I think she will see me. Will you tell her that I am here at the

express request of Prince Paul of Maurania?'

I fancied that the mention of'a royal prince rather shook

Miss Oglander's imperturbable calm. But she left the room on

her errand without any further remark, and returned almost

immediately to say that Mademoiselle Saintclair would see us

in her room.

We followed her upstairs, and into a fair-sized light

bedroom. On a couch, by the window a woman was lying who

turned her head as we entered. The contrast between the two

women struck me at once, the more so as in actual features and

colouring they were not unalike - but oh, the difference! Not a

look, not a gesture of Valerie Saintclair's but expressed drama.

She seemed to exhale an atmosphere of romance. A scarlet

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flannel dressing-gown covered her feet - a homely garment in

all conscience; but the charm of her personality invested it with

a exotic fiavour, and it seemed an Eastern robe of glowing

colour.

Her large dark eyes fastened themselves on Poirot.

'You come from Paul?' Her voice matched her appeanmce it

was full and languid.

es, mademoiselle. I am here to serve him - and you.'

'What do you want to know?'

'Everything that happened last night. But everything? She smiled rather wearily.

Do you think I should lie? I am not stupid. I see well

enough that there can be no concealment. He held a secret of

mine, that man who is dead. He threatened me with it. For

!ul's sake, I endeavoured to make terms with him. I could not

risk losing Paul... Now that he is dead, I am safe. But for all That , I did not kill him.'

Poirot shook his head with a smile. 'It is not necessary to tell

me that, mademoiselle. Now recount to me what happened last

.Right?

'I offered him money. He appeared to be willing to treat with

me. He appointed last night at nine o'clock. I was to go to Mon

Dsir. I knew the place; I had been there before. I was to go

round to the side door into the library, so that the servants

should not see me.

'Excuse me, mademoiselle, but were you not afraid to trust

yourself alone there at night?'

Was it my fancy, or was there a momentary puse before she

answered?

'Perhaps I was. But you see, there was no one I could ask to

go with me. And I was desperate. Reedburn admitted me to the

library. Oh, that man! I am glad he is dead! He played with me,

as a cat does with a mouse. He taunted me. I begged and

implored him on my knees. I offered him eved jewel I have.

All in vain! Then he named his own terms. Perhaps you can

guess what they were. I refused. I told him what I thought of

him. I raved at him. He remained calmly smiling. And then, as

I fell to silence at last, there was a sound - from behind the

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curtain in the winciow ... He heard it too. He stro to the

curtains and flung them wide aprt. There was a ma,, there,

hiding - a dreadful-looking man, a son of tramp. He !truck at

Mr Reedburn - then he struck again, and he went do,l. The

tramp clutched at me with his bloodstained hand. I toznyself

free, slipped through the window, and ran formy life en I

perceived the lights in this house, and made for the,,. The

blinds were up, and I saw some people playing bridge.

fell into the room. I just managed to gasp out "Murd-;!" and

then everything went black '

'Thank you, Mademoiselle. It must have been a great shock

to your nervous system. As to this tramp, could you describe

him? Do you remember what he was wearing?'

'No - it was all so quick. But I should know the man

anywhere. His face is burnt in on my brain.'

'Just one more question, mademoiselle. The curtains of the other window, the one giving on the drive, were they drawn?'

For the first time a puzzled expression crept over the

dancer's face. She seemed to be trying to remember.

'Eh bien, mademohelle?'

'I think - I am almost sure - yes, quite sure! They were not

drawn.'

'That is curious, since the other ones were. No matter. It is,

I dare say, of no great imporumce. You are remaining here

long, mademoiselle?'

'The doctor thinks I shall be fit to return to town tomorrow.'

She looked round the room. Miss Ogiander had gone out.

'These people, they are very kind - but they are not of my

world. I shock them! And to me - well, I am not fond of the bourgeoisie!'

A faint note of bitterness underlay her words.

Poirot nodded. 'I understand. I hope I have not fatigued you

unduly with my questions?'

'Not at all, monsieur. I am only too anxious Paul should

know all as soon as possible.'

'Then I will wish you good day, mademoiselle.'

As Poirot was leaving the room, he paused, and pounced on

a pair of patent-leather slippers. 'Yours, mademoiselle?'

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'yes, monsieur. They have just been cleaned and brought

aPAh!' said Poirot, ss we descended the stairs. 'It seems that

domestics are not too excited to clean shoes, though they

forgea grate. Well, mon am/, at fut rJaere appeared.to be one

or two points of interest, but I fear, I very muc fear, that wt

must regard the case as £mished. It all seema straightforward

'Kad the murderer?'

'Hcrcule Poirot does not hunt down traml,' rplled my

friead graadlloquently.

Miss Oglarder agt us in the hall. 'If you will wait in the

I

-drawing-room a miaute, Mamma would to spe to you.'

The room was still untouc3, and Poirot idly gatbeted up

the cards, shutlTu them with his tiny, fastidiously groomed

hands.

'Do you know what I thing, my friend?

'o?' I said eagerly.

'I thinl that Mias Oglaad made a mitake in going one no

trump. She should have gone three spades.'

'Poirot! You ae the limit.'

'Mon D/eu, I maot always be talifng blood and thunder!'

Suddenly he stiffned: 'Hastings - Hast/ng$. See! The 1lng

of clubs is missing from the pacX!'

'Zara? I cried.

'Eh?' he did not seem to umtersta my alluaion. Mec.ically

he stacked the cards and put them away in thei cas. I-

face was very grave.

'Hastings,' he said at last, 'I, Hercole Poirot, have come

to making a big mistake - a very big mistake.'

I gazed at him, impressed, but uterly uncomprhemling.

'We must begin again, Hastings. Yes, we must begin again.

But this time we shall tot err.'

He was interrupted by the enmmc of a hamlaome

middle-aged lady. She carri some bouaehold books in hex

hand. Poirot bowed to her.

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'Do I understand, sir, that you are a friend of- er - Miss

Saintclair's?'

'I come from a friend of hers, madame.'

'Oh, I see. I thought perhaps -'

Poirot suddenly waved brusquely at the window.

'Your blinds were not pulled down last night?'

'No - I suppose that is why Miss Saintclair saw the light so

plainly.'

'There was moonlight last night. I wonder that you did not

see Mademoiselle Saintclair from your seat here facing the

windows?'

'I suppose we were engrossed with our game. Nothing like

this has ever happened before to us.'

'I can quite believe that, madame. And I will put your mind

at rest. Mademoiselle Saintclair is leaving tomorrow.'

'Oh!' The good lady's face cleared.

'And I will wish you good morning, madame.'

A servant was cleaning the steps as we went out of the front

door. Poirot addressed her.

'Was it you who cleaned the shoes of the young lady

upstairs?'

The maid shook her head. 'No, sir. I don't think they've

been cleaned.'

'Who cleaned them, then?' I inquired of Poirot, as we

walked down the road.

'Nobody. They did not need cleaning.'

'I grant that walking on the mad or path on. a fine night

would not soil them. But surely after going through the long

grass of the garden, they would have been soiled and stained.'

'Yes,' said Poirot with a curious smile. 'In that case, I agree,

they would have been stained.'

'But - '

'Have patience a little half-hour, my friend. We are going

back to Mon D6sir.'

The butler looked surprised at our reappearance, but offered

no objection to our returning to the library.

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· 'Ii, that's the wrong window, Poirot,' I cried as he made for

¢ one overlool6ng the carriage-drive.

'I think not, my friend. See here.' He pointed to the marble

lion'S head. On it was a faint discoloured smear. He shifted his

pounds er and pointed to a similar sufin on the polished floor.

,Someone struck Reedbum a blow with his clenched fist

le, then slipped to the floor. Afterwards, he was

gaUSs the floor to the other window, and laid there instead, but

nC quite at the same angle, as the Doctor's evidence told us.'

:'But why? It seems utterly unnecessary.'

'On the contras, it was essential. Also, it is the k to the

murderer's identity - though, by the way, he had no intention

of killing Reedbum, and so it is hardly permissible to call him

a murderer. He must be a very strong man?

'Because of having dragged the body across the floor?'

, 'Not altogether. It has been an intcresfing case. I nearly

made an imbecile of myself, though.'

'Do you mean to say it is over, that you know everything?'

'Yes.'

A remembrance smote me. 'No,' I cried. 'There is one thing

you do not know!'

'And that?'

'You do not know where the missing king of clubs is!'

'Eh? Oh, that is droll! That is very droll, my friend.'

'Why?'

'Becziuse it is in my pocMt!' He drew it forth with a flourish.

'Oh!' I said, rather crestfallen. 'Where did you Fred it?

Here?'

'There was nothing sensational about it. It had simply not

been taken out with the other csrds, h was in the box.'

'H'm! All the same, it gave you an ides, didn't it?'

'Yes, my friend. I present my respects to His Majesty.'

'And to Msdsme Zsra!'

'Ah, yes - to the lady also.'

'Well, what are we going to do now?'

'We are going to return to town. But I must have s few words

with a certain lady at Daisymead f'mt.'

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The same little maid opened the door to us.

'They're all at lunch now, sir - unless it's Miss Saintclair you

want to see, and she's resting.'

'It will do if I can see Mrs Oglapxier for a few minutes. Will

you tell her?'

We were led into the ch-awing-room to wait. I had a glimp

of the family in the dining-room as we passed, now reinforced

by the presence of two heavy, solid-looking men, one with a

moustache, the other with a beard also.

In a few minutes Mrs Oglander came into the room, looking

inquiringly at Poirot, who bowed.

'Madame, we, in our country, have a great tenderness, a

great respect for the mother. The nre de famille, she is everything!'

Mrs Oglander looked rather astonished at this opening.

'It is for that reason that I have come - to allay a mother's

anxiety. The murderer of Mr Reedbum will not be discovered.

Have no fear. I, Hercule Poirot, tell you so. I am fight, am I

not? Or is it a wife that I must reassure?'

There was a moment's pause. Mrs Oglander seemed

searching Poirot with her eyes. At last she said quietly: 'I don't

know how you know - but yes, you are right.'

Poirot nodded gravely. 'That is zll, madame. But do not be

uneasy. Your English policemen have not the eyes of Hercuie

Poirot.' He tapped the family portrait on the wall with his

fingernail.

'You had another daughter once. She is dead, madame?'

Again there was a pause, as she searched him with her eyes.

Then she answered: 'Yes, she is dead.'

'Ah!' said Poirot briskly. 'Well, we must return to town. You

permit that I return the king of clubs to the psck? It was your

only slip. You understand, to have played bridge for im hour or

so, with only fifty-one cards - well, no one who knows anything

of the game would credit it for a minute! Bonjour!'

'And now, my friend,' said Poirot as we stepped towards the

.station, 'you see it all!'

'I see nothing! Who killed Reedburn?'

'John Oglander, Junior. I was not quite sure if it was the

. der or the son, but I fixed on the son as being the stronger

d you,gec of the two. It had to be one of them, because of the

,Tere were four exits from the library - two doors, two

evidently only one would do. Three exits gave .on

..Mows; but

.. -r ,,oodv had to occur in

w,,. -'

Ctl¥or mo, lrcc'uy. · -,- --=-a ,

: the

front, dire.

,o it annear that Valcric

came to Daisyme Y

'

'

ad John Oglander carried her across over his shoulders. That

is why I said he must be a strong man.'

'Did they go there together, then?'

·

'Y es. You remember Valerie' s hesitation when I asked her if

. i afraid to go aloneJohn Oglander went with htr -

lshcw, as ,n.i , :---ore Reecibum's temper, I fa.cy.. ,Tbe. Y-

which

dian t mF

.

'

,

the bridge

'

But why

' - -'---ers A simple thing like that

'Bridge presupposes roux pa,·

·alot of conviction. Who would have supposed .tha-tere

carnes · --;- :.- that room all the evenmge

had been onty truce pcot,-. , I

was s611 puzzled.

'There's one thing I don't understand. aat have the

Oglanders to do with the dancer Valerie Saintclair?'

'Ah, that I wonder you did not see. And yet you looked long

Oelandcr's other daughter may. oe.-:-ur,,

wrld knows her as Valerie saintclatr:

'Wtt?'

'Did you not e the resemblance the moment you w the

to sister together?'

'No,' I confessed. 'I only thought how e. xtordinarily

dissimilar they we ·

'That is because your mind is so open to external romantic

impressions, my dear l-Iating. The features re almost

identical. So is the olouring. The interesting thing ia tlt

Valerie is ashamed of her f--mily, and her family is aah-m of

her. Nevertheless, in a moment of peril, she turned to her

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brother for help, and when things went wrong, they all hung

together in a remarkable way. Family strength is a mamellous

thing. They can aH act, that family. That is where Valefie gets

her histrionic talent from. I, like Prince Paul, believe in

heredity! They deceived me! But for a lucky accident, and test

question to Mrs Oglander by which I got her to contradict her

daughter's account of how they were sitting, the Oglander

family would have put a defeat on Hercule Poirot.'

'What shall you tell the Prince?'

'That Valerie could not possibly have committed the crime,

and that I doubt if that tramp will ever be found. Also, to

convey my compliments to Zara. A curious coincidence, that!

I think I shall call this little affair the Adventure of the King of

Clubs. What do you think, my friend?'

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THE ADVENTURE OF THE CLAPHAM COOK

At the time that I was sharing rooms with my friend Hercule

Poirot, it was my custom to read aloud to him the headlines in

the morning newspaper, the Daily Blare.

The Daily Blare was a paper that made the most of any

opportunity for sensationalism. Robberies and murders did

not lurk obscurely in its back pages. Instead they hit you in the

eye in large type on the front page.

ABSCONDING BANK CLERK DISAPPEARS WITH FIFTY THOUSAND

POUNDS' WORTH OF NEGOTIABIE SECURITIES) I read.

HUSBAND PUTS HIS HEAD IN GAS-OVEN. UNHAPPY HOME

LIFE. MISSING TYPIST. PREIFY GIRL OF TWENTY-ONE. WHERE

IS EDNA FIELD?

'There you are, Poirot, plenty to choose from. An absconding

bank clerk, a mysterious suidde, a missing typist - which

will you have?'

My friend was in a placid mood. He quietly shook his head.

'I am not greatly attracted to any of them, mon am/. Today I

feel inclined for the life of ease. It would have to be a very

interesting problem to tempt me from my chair. See you, I

have affairs of importance of my own to attend m.'

'Such as?'

'My wardrobe, Hastings. If I mistake not, there is on my

new grey suit the spot of grease - only the unique spot, but it is ,ufficient to trouble me. Then there is my winter overcoat I

must lay him aside in the powder of Keatin. And I think yes,

I think - the moment is ripe for the trimmings of my

moustaches - and afterwards I must apply the pomade.'

'Well,' I said, strolling to the window, 'I doubt if you'll be

able to carry out this delirious programme. That was a ring at

the bell. You have a diem.'

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'Unless the affair is one of national importance,

not,' declared Poirot with dignity.

I touch it

A moment later our privacy was invaded by a stout

lady who panted audibly as a result of her ran:J

aced

stairs.

,pau aSCent of the

'You're M. Poirot?' she demanded, as she sank into chair.

'I am Hercule Poirot, yes, madame.,

a

'.You.'.re not a bit lie whatI thought,,,., ,.-, .

eyem-g him with some disfavour ,,A."."-u--°? S.d the

paper saying what a clever ---' · ",,u ly tot the bit in

it in themselves?'

,-, u=tccuve you were, or did they

'Madame!' said Poirot, drawing himself up.

'I'm sorry, I'm sure, but you know what these papers are

nowadays. You begin reading a nice micle "What a bride Said

to he.r plain unmarried friend", and it's al/about- :

you buy at the chemist's arid sl,

a

.npie

but puff. But no offence taken I hope? I'll

tell you what I want

you to do for me. I want

you to f'md my cook.'

Poirot stared at her; for once his

ready tongue failed him. I

turned aside to hide the broadening

smile I could not control.

'It's all this wicked dole,'

continued the lady. 'Putting ideas

into servants' heads, wanting to be

typists and what nots. Stop

the dole, that's what I say. I'd li

e to know what my sen'ants

have to complain of

- afternoon and evening off a week,

alternate Sundays, washing put out,

same food as we have - and

never a bit of margarine in

the

house, nothing but the very best

butter.'

She paused for

want of breath and Poirot seized his

opportunity. He spoke

in his haughtiest manner, rising

to

his

feet as he did so. .

'I fear you are making

a mistake, madame. I am not holding an inquiry into the conditions

of domestic

service. I am a private detective.'

'I know that,' said our visitor. 'Didn't

I tell you I wanted you to find my cook for me?

Walked out of the house on Wednesday, without so much as a

word

to

me,

and

never

came

back.'

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'I am sorry, madame, but I do not touch this particular find

of business. I wish you good morning.'

Our visitor snorted with indignation.

'That's it, is it, my frae fellow? Too proud, eh? Only deal

with Government secrets and countesses' jewels? Let mee tell

you a servant's every bit as important as a tiara to a woro. am in

my position. We can't all be fine ladies going out in our motors

with our diamonds and our pearls. A good cook's a good ook - and when you lose her, it's as much to you as her pearl are

to some time lady.'

For a moment or two it appeared to be a toss up bet,,een

Poirot's dignity and his sense of humour. Finally he laughed

and sat down again.

'Madame, you are in the right, and I am in the wrong. ?srour

remarks are just and intelligent. This case will be a novelty.

Never yet have I hunted a missing domestic. Truly here i- s the

.problem of national importance that I was demanding of fate just before your arrival. En avant! You say this jewelofa cook

went out on Wednesday and did not return. That is the day

before yesterday.'

i! 'Yes, it was her day out.'

'But probably, madame, she has met with some acciient.

Have you inquired at any of the hospitals?'

'That's exactly what I thought yesterday, but this motoring,

if you please, she sent for her box. And not so much as a Ii-ne to

me! If I'd been at home, I'd not have let it go - treating m-e like

that! But I'd just stepped out to the butcher.'

'Will you describe her to me?'

'She was middle.-aged, stout, black hair turning grey - most

respectable. She'd been ten years in her last place. Eliza lunn,

her name was.'

'And you had had - no disagreement with her oz' the

Wednesday?'

'None whatsoever. That's what makes it all so queer.'

'How many servants do you keep, madame?'

'Two. The house-parlourmaid, Annie, is a very nice -irl. A

bit forgetful and her head full of young men, but a good servant

if you keep her up to her work.'

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'Did'she and the cook get on well logether?'

'They had their ups and downs, of course - but on t'r:

very well.'

'And the girl can throw no light on the mystery?'

'She says not o but you know what servants are - they 11

hang together.'

'Well, well, we must look into this. Where did you say you

resided, madame?'

'At Clapham; 88 Prince Albert Road.'

'B/m, madame, I will wish you good morning, and you may could upon seeing me at your residence during the course of

the day.'

Mrs Todd, for such was our new friend's name, then

her departure. Poirot looked at me somewhat ruefully.

'Well, well, Hastings, this is a novel affair that we have here,

The Disappearance of the Clapham Cook! Never, never, must

our friend Inspector Japp get to hear of this!'

He then proceeded to heat an iron ava carefully remove¢i

grease spot from his grey suit by means of a piece of blomag-paper.

His moustaches he regretfully postpov, ed to another

day, and we set out for Clapham.

Prince Albert Road proved to be a street of small prim

houses, all exactly alike, with neat lace curtains re'fling the

windows, and well-polished brass knockers on the doors.

We rang the bell at No. 88, and the door was opened by a

neat maid with a pretty face. Mrs Todd crone out in the hall to

greet us.

'Don't go, Annie,' she cried. 'This genflenmn's a detective

and he'll want to ask you some questions.' '

Annie's face displayed a struggle between alarm and a

'leasurable excitement.

'I thank you, madame,' said Poirot bowing. 'I would like to

question your maid now - and to see her alone, if I may.'

We were shown into a small drawing-room, and when Mrs

Todd, with obvious reluctance, had left the room, Poirot

commenced his cross-examination.

'Voyons, MademoiSelle Ann/e, all that you shall tell us will be

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im trance. You alone can shed any light on the

fthe greatest po

v.- . assistance

1 am u, ,.,,------.

.

.

case. Wtt Y c

--- ,,, oirl's face and the pleasuramc

The alarm vamsn

excitement became more strongly marked.

'I'm sure, sir,' she said 'I'll tell you anything I can.'

'That is good.' Poirot beamed approval on her. 'Now, first of

all what is your own idea? You are a girl of remarkable

telligence. That can be seen at once! What is your own

explanation of FAi's disappearance?'

Thus encouraged, Annie fairly flowed into excited speech.

'White slavers, sir, I've said so all alongt Cook was always

warning me against them. "Don't you sniff no scent, or est any

sweets - no matter how gentlemanly the fellow!" Those were

her words to me. And now they've got her! I'm sure of it. As

likely as not, she's been shipped to Turkey or one of them

Eastern places where I've heard they like them fat?

Poirot preserved an admirable gravity.

'But in that case - and it is indeed an idea! - would she have

sent roi her trunk?'

'Well, I don't know, sir. She'd want her things - even in

those foreign places.'

'Who came for the mmic - a man?'

'It was Carter Paterson, sir.'

'Did you pack it?'

'Nb, sir, it was already packed and corded.'

'Ah! That's interesting. That shows that when she left the

house on Wednesday, she had already determined not to

return. You see that do you not?'

'Yes, sir.' Annie looked slightly taken aback. 'I hadn't

thought of that. But it might still have been white slaver,

mighm't it, sir? she added wistfully.

'Undoubtedly? said Poirot gravely. He went on: 'Did you

both occupy the same bedroom?'

'No, sir, we had separate rooms.'

'And had Eliza expressed any dissatisfaction with her

present post to you at all? Were you both happy here?'

'She'd never mentioned leaving. The place is all right -' The

girl hesitated. 255

'Speak freely,' said Poirot kindly. 'I shall not our StSS.'

'Well, of course, sir, she's a caution, .Missus is. But t ocl's

good. Plenty of it, and no stinting. Something hot for su:per,

good outings, and as much frying-fat as you like. And anyway,

if Eliza did want to make a change, she'd never have gone off

this way, I'm sure. She'd have stayed her month. Why, Missus

could have a month's wages out of her for doing this!'

'And the work, it is not too hard?'

'Well, she's particular - always poking round in cornen and

looking for dust. And then there's the lodger, or paying guest

as he's always called. But that's only breakfast and dinner, same

as Master. They're out all day in the City.'

'You like your master?'

'He's all right - very quiet and a bit on the stingy side.'

'You can't remember, I suppose, the last thing Eliza said

before she went out?'

'Yes, I can. "If there's any stewed peaches over from The

dining-room," she says, "we'll have them for supper, and a bit

of bacon and some fried potatoes." Mad over stewed peaches,

she was. I shouldn't wonder if they didn't g her that way.'

'Was Wednesday her regular day out?'

'Yes, she had Wednesdays spa I had Thursdays.'

Poirot asked a few more questions, then declared himself

satisfied. Annie departed, and Mrs Todd hurried in, her face

alight with curiosity. She had, I felt certain, bitxerly resented

her exclusion from the room during our conversation with

Annie. Poirot, however, was careful to soothe her feelings

tactfully.

It is difficult,' he explained, 'for s woman of exceptional

iatclligence such as yourself, madame, to bear padendy the

roundabout me, ods we poor detectives arc forced to use. To

have patience with stupidity is difficult for the quick-witted.'

Having thus charmed away any Ut-de resentment on Mrs

Todd's part, he brought the conversation round to her husband

and elicited the information that he worked with a fu'm in the

City and would not be home until after six.

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,Doubtless

he is very disturbed and won4i by this

..business, eh? Is it not so?'

'lie's never worried; dec. lmeed Mrs Todd.' "Well, well, get

nother. my dear." That's all h said! lie's so calm that it drives

llle lo distraction solnetillles. " ungrateful womsll," he said.

"We are well rid of her."'

'What about the other inmates of the house, madame?'

'You mean Mr Simpson, our paying guest? Well, as long as

he gets his brealffast and his evening meal all right, h doem't worry.'

'What is his profession, madame?'

'He works in a bank.' She mentioned its name, ami I started

lightly, remembering my perusal of the Daily Blare.

'A young man?'

,Twenty-eight, I believe, lqice quiet young fellow.'

'I should like to have a few words with him, and also with

your husband, if I may. I will return for that putlx this

evening. I venture to suggest that you should repose your a

little, madame, you look fatigued.'

'I should just think I am! First the worry about Eliza, and

then I was at the sales practically all yesterday, and you gnow

what that is, M. Poirot, and what with one thing and another

and a lot to do in the house, because of course Annie can't do

it all - and very likely she'll give notice anyway, being unsettled

in this way - well, what with it all, I'm fired out!'

Poirot murmured sympatheticallY, .and we took our leave.

'It's a curious coincidence,' I said, 'but that absconding

clerk, Davis, was from the same bank as Simpson. Can there be

any connection, do you think?'

Poirot smiled.

'At the one end, a defaulting clerk, at the other a vanishing

cook. It is hard to see any relation between the two, unless

possibly Davis visited Simpson, fell in love .with the cook, and

·

--rsuaded her to accompany .him on his flight.

'I laughed. But Poirot remained grave,

reprovingly.

·

'He might have done worse,' he said

'Remember, Hastings, if you are going into exile, a good cook

may be of more comfort than a pretty face!' He paused for a

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moment ahd then went on. 'It is a curious case, full of

contradictory features. I am interested - yes, I am distinctly

interested.'

That evening we returned to 88 Prince Albert Road and

interviewed both Todd and Simpson. The former was a

melancholy lantern-jawed man of forty-odd.

'Oh! Yes, yes,' he said vaguely. 'Eliza. Yes. A good cook, I

believe. And economical. I make a strong point of economy.,

'Can you imagine any reason for her leaving you so

suddenly?'

'Oh, well,' said Mr Todd vaguely. 'Servants, you know. My

wife worries too much. Worn out from always worrying. The

whole problem's quite simple really. "Get another, my der,"

I say. "Get another." That's all there is to it. No good crying

over spilt milk.'

Mr Simpson was equally unhelpful. He was a quiet

inconspicuous young man with spectacles.

'I must have seen her, I suppose,' he said. 'Elderly woman,

wasn't she? Of course, it's the other one I see always, Annie.

Nice girl. Very obliging.'

'Were those two on good terms with each other?'

so.Mr Simpson said he couldn't say, he was sure. He supposed

'Well, we get nothing of interest there, mon am/,' said Poirot

as we left the house. Our departure had been delayed by a burst

of vociferous repetition from Mrs Todd, Who repeated everything

she had said that morning at rather greater length.

'Are you disappointed?' I asked. 'Did you expect to hear

something?'

Poirot shook his head..

'There was a possibility, of course,' he said. 'But I hardly

thought it likely.'

The next development was a letter which Poirnt received on

the following morning. He read. it, turned purple with

indignation, and handed it to me.

Mrs Todd regrets that after all she will not avail herself

8

of Mr Poirot's services. After talking the matter over with

her husband she sees that it is foolish to call in a detective

about a purely domestic affair. Mrs Todd encloses a

guinea for consultation fee.

'Aha!' cried Poirot angrily. 'And they think to get rid of

Hercule Poirot like that! As a favour- a great favour - I consent

to investigate their miserable little twopeuny-halfpenny affair

o and they dismiss me comme la! Here, I mistake not, is the

hand of Mr Todd. But I say no! - thirty-six times no! I will

spend my own guineas, thirty-six hundred of them if need be,

but I will get to the bottom of this matter?

'Yes,' I said. 'But how?'

Poirot calmed down a little.

'D'abord,' he said, 'we will advertise in the papers. Let me

see - yes - something like this: "If Eliza Dunn will communicate

with this address, she will hear of something to her

'advantage.' Put it in all the papers you can think of, Hastings.

Then I will make some little inquiries of my own. Go, go - all

must be done as quickly as possible?

I did not see him again until the evening, when he

condescended to tell me what he had been doing.

'I have made inquiries at the firm of Mr Todd. He was not

absent on Wednesday, and he bears a good character - so much

for him. Then Simpson, on Thursday he was ill and did not

come to the bank, but he was there on Wednesday. He was

moderately friendly with Davis. Nothing out of the common.

There does not seem to be anything there. No. We must place

our reliance on the advertisement.'

The advertisement duly appeared in all the principal daily

papers. By Poirot's orders it was to be continued every day for

a week. His eagerness over this uninteresting matter of a

defaulting cook was extraordinary, but I realized that he

considered it a point of honour to persevere until he finally

succeeded. Several extremely interesting cases were brought to

him about this time, but he declined them all. Every morning

he would rush at his letters, scrutinize them earnestly and then

lay them down with a sigh.

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But our patience was rewarded at last. On the

following Mrs Todd's visit, our landlady informed friar a

person of the name of Eliza Dunn had called.

'Enfin!' cried Poirot. 'But make her mount thenf At 'race.

Immediately.'

.

Thus admonished, our landlady hurried out and returned

moment or two later, ushering in Miss Duma. Our quarry was

much as described: tall, stout, and eminently respectable.

'I came in answer to the advertisement,, she explained.

thought there must be some muddle or other, and that perhaps

you didn't know I'd already got my legacy.'

Poirot was studying her attentively. He drew forward a cair

with a flourish.

'The truth of the matter is,' he explained, 'that your late

mistress, Mrs Todd, was much concerned about you. She

feared some accident might have befallen you.'

Eliza Dunn seemed very much surprised.

'Didn't she get my letter then?'

'She got no word of any kind.' He paused, and then said

persuasively: 'Recount to me the whole story, wi you not.)'

Eliza Dunn needed no encouragement. She plunged at once

into a lengthy narrative.

'I was just coming home on Wednesday night and had near!y

got to the house, when a gentleman stopped me. A tag

gentleman he was, with a beard and a big hat. "Miss ElV:a

Dunn?" he said. "Yes," I said. "I've been inquiring for you at

No. 88," he .said. "They told me I might meet you coming

along here. Miss Dunn, I have come from Australia specially to

find you. Do you happen to know th -

c

mmaen name oI your

maternal

grandmother? lane Emmott,"

I said. "Exactly,"

he said.

"Now, Miss Dunn, although you may never have

heard of

the fact, your grandmother had a great friend, El/za

Leech. This

friend ·

went

to

Australia where she married a very

wealthy

rtler. Her two children died in infancy, and she

'--' all her husband's property. She died a few months

It her will you inherit a house in

,

le sum of money."

figs country and a

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,Id have knocked wp down with a feather,' con

t/hued Miss Duma. 'For a minute, I was suspicious, and he

must have seen it, for he smiled. "Quite right to be on your

guard, Miss Dunn," he said. "Here are my credentials." He

handed me a letter from some lawyers in Melbourne, Hurst

and Crotchet, and a card. He was Mr Crotchet. "There are one

or two conditions," he said. "Our client was a little eccentric,

you know. The bequest is conditional on your taking posses-sion

of the house (it is in Cumberland) before twelve o'clock

tomorrow. The other condition is of no importance - it is

merely a stipulation that you should not be in domestic

service." My face fell. "Oh, Mr Crotchet," I said. "I'm a cook.

Didn't they tell you at the house?" "Dear, dear," he said. "I

had no idea of such a thing. I thought you might possibly be a

companion or governess there. This is very unfortunate - very

unfortunate indeed."

' "Shall I have to lose all the money?" I said, anxious like. He'

thought for a minute or two. "There are always ways of getting

round the law, Miss Duma," he said at last. "We as lawyers

know that. The way out here is for you to have left your

employment this afternoon." "But my month?" I said. "My

dear Miss Durra,' he said with a smile. "You can leave an.

employer any minute by forfeiting a month's wages. Your

mistress will understand in view of the circum.tances. The

difficulty is time! It is/mperative that you should catch the 11.5

from King's Cross to the north. I can advance you ten pounds

or so for the fare, and you can write a note at the station to your

employer. I will take it to her myself and explain the whole

circumstances." I agreed, of course, and an hour later I was in

the train, so flustered that I didn't know whether I was on my

head or heels. Indeed by the time I got to Carlisle, I was half

inclined to think the whole thing was one of those confidence

tri 'cks you read about. But I went to the address he had given

me - solidtors they were, and it was all right. A nice little

house, and an income of tlu'ee hundred a year. These lawyers

knew very little, they'd just got a letter from a gentleman in

London instructing them to hand over the house to me and

150 pounds for the first six months. Mr Crotchet sent up my things

to me, but there was no word from Missus. I supposed she was

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angry and grudged me my bit of luck. She kept back my box

too, and sent my clothes in paper parcels. But there, of coucs¢

if she never had my letter, she might think it a bit cool of me.'

Poirot had listened attentively to this long history. Now he

nodded his head as though completely satisfied.

'Thank you, mademoiselle. There had been, as you say, a

little muddle. Permit me to recompense you for your trouble.'

He handed her an envelope. 'You return to Cumberland

immediately? A little word in your ear. Do not forget h to

cook. It is always useful to have something to fall back upon in

'Credulous,' he murmured, as our visitor departed, 'but

perhaps not more than most of her cls.' His face grew grave.

'Come, Hastings, there is no time to be lost. Get a taxi while I

write a note to Japp.'

Poirot was waiting on the doorstep when I returned with e

taxi.

'Where are we going?' I asked anxiously.

'First, to despatch this note by spec/al .',

This was done, and re-entering the taxi Poirot gave the

address to the driver.

'Eighty-eight Prince Albert Road, Clapham.'

'So we are going there?'

'Mais oui. Though frankly I fear we shall be too late. Our

bird will have flown, Hastings.'

'Who is our bird?'

Poirot smiled.

'The inconspicuous Mr Simpson.'

'What?' I exclaimed.

'Oh, come now, Hastings, do not tell me that all is not dear

to you now?

'The cook --s got out of the Way, I realize that,' I said,

sI;'''

'But why? Why should Simpson wish to get

se? Did she know something about him?'

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'No, my friend - something quite different.' He paused a and then said gravely: 'A battered tin trunk...'

I looked sideways at him. His statement seemed so fantastic

I suspected him of pulling my leg, but he was perfectly

i'$rave and serious.

'Surely he could buy a trunk if he wanted one,' I cried.

'He did not want a new trunk. He wanted a trunk of

pedigree. A trunk of assured respectability.'

'Look here, Poitot,' I cried, 'this really is a bit thick. You're

pulling my leg.'

He looked at me.

'You lack the brains and the imagination of Mr Simpson,

Hastings. See here: On Wednesday evening, Simpson decoys

away the cook. A printed card and a printed sheet of notepaper

are simple matters to obtain, and he is willing to pay £150 and

a year's house rem to assure the success of his plan. Miss Dunn

does not recognize him - the beard the hat and the slight

colonial accent completely deceive her. That is the end of

Wednesday - except for the trifling fact that Simpson has

helped himself to fty thousand pounds' worth of negotiable

securities.'

'Simpson - but it was Dads '

'If you will kindly permit me to continue, Hastings!

Simpson knows that the theft will be discovered on Thursday

afternoon. He does not go to the bank on Thursday, but he lies

in wait for Davis when he comes out to lunch, perhaps he

admits the theft and tells Davis he will return the securities to

him - anyhow he succeeds .in getting Davis to come to

Clapham with him. It is the maid's day out, and Mrs Todd was.

at the sales, so there is no one in the house. When the theft is

.discovered and Davis is missing, the implication will be

overwhelming. Davis is the thiefl Mr Simpsgn will be perfectly

safe, and can return to work on the morrow like the honest clerk

they think him.'

'And Davis?'

Poirot made an expressive gesture, and slowly shook his

head.

'It seems too cold-blooded to be believed, and yet what oe6;

explanation can there be, mon am/. The one difficulty for a

murderer is the disposal of the body - and Simpson had

planned that out beforehand. I was struck at once by the fact

that although Eliza Dunn obviously meant to return that night

when she went out (witness her remark about the stewed

peaches) yet her trunk vxt$ all ready tnzcked vahen they came for

it. It was Simpson who sent word to Carter Paterson to call on

Friday and it was Simpson who corded up the box on

Thursday afternoon. What suspicion could possibly arise? A

maid leaves and sends for her box, it is labelled and addressed

ready in her name, probably to a railway station within easy

reach of London. On Saturday afternoon, Simpson, in his

Australian disguise, claims it, he afl'utes a new label and address

and redespatches it somewhere else, again "to be left till called

for". When the authorities get suspicious, for excellent reasons,

and open it, all that can be elicited will be that a bearded

colonial despatched it from some junction near London. There

will be nothing to connect it with 88 Prince Albert Road. Ah!

Here we are.'

Poirot's prognostications had been correa. Simpson had left

days previously. But he was not to escape the consequences of

his crime. By the a/d of wireless, he was discovered on the Olympia, en route to America.

A tin trunk, addreai to Mr Henry Wintergreen, attracted

the attention of railway offidals at Glasgow. It was opened and

found to contain the body of the unfortunate Davis.

Mrs Todd's cheque for a guinea was never cashed. Instead

Poirot had it framed and hung on, the wall of our sitting-room.

'It is to me a little reminder, Hastings. Never to deapiae the

trivial - the undignified. A disappearing domestic at one end a

cold-blooded murder at the other. To me one of the most i,,y cases.'

258 '

ALSO BY AGATHA CHRISTIE

Murder in

Mesopotamia

Nurse Amy Leatheran had a most unusual patient.

Louise, according to her husband, celebrated

archaeologist Dr Leiclner, suffered from 'nervous

terror'. Her fantasies were vivid and horrifying: a

disembodied hand, a yellow, dead face pressed

against the window. Who or what did she fear?

At the site of a dig in the Iraqi desert, surely she was

safe from danger. Most of the expedition were old

colleagues and friends. Yet they seemed an unnatu-rally

formal group - there was tension, uneasiness

even, in the air. Something very sinister was going

on, and it involved ... murder.

258

ALSO BY AGATHA CHRISTIE

Ordeal by Innocence

The verdict is murder...

And while serving a life sentence for killing his

mother, Jacko Argyle dies. Two years later, a

stranger shatters the peace of the Argyle household.

Can Arthur Calgary provide the missing link in

Jacko's defence? Was ]acko sentenced for a murder

he didn't commit?

And if Jacko didn't murder his mother.., who did?

ALSO BY AGATHA CHRISTIE

The ABC Murders

A is for Andover - and Mrs Ascher battered to

death.

B is for Bexhill - and Betty Barnard is strangled.

C is for Sir Carmichael Clarke clubbed and killed.

Beside each body lay a copy of the ABC Railway

Guide - open at the relevant page. The police were

baffled. But the murderer had already made a grave

mistake. He had challenged Hercule Poirot to

unmask him...

'The acknowledged queen of detective fiction.'

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ALSO BY AGATHA CHRISTIE

Taken at

the Flood

Gordon Cloade is killed in an air-raid on London.

He has left no will and his vast fortune passes to his

young wife, Rosaleen.

But five other people have been promised a share in

that fortune - five people who desperately need the

money. Now it can only become theirs if Rosaleen

should happen to die before them.

There are five people with a strong motive for

murder and violent murder is committed.

But Rosaleen is not the victim.

'Miss Christie is a master of the art of the cosy

murder story told briskly, vivaciously, and with

ever-fertile imagination.'

MANCHESTER EVENING NEWS

ALSO BY AGATHA CHRISTIE

Elephants Can

Remember

Hercule Poirot stood on the cliff overlooking the

rocks below and the sea breaking against them.

Here, where he stood, the bodies of a husband and

wife had been found. Here, three weeks before that,

a woman had walked in her sleep and fallen to her

death.

Why had these things happened ... ?

'A classic example of the ingenious three-card trick

that she has been playing on us for so many years.'

SUNDAY EXPRESS

'Splendid ... she tells us all we want to know and

nothing that is irrelevant.'

THE TIMES

ALSO BY AGATHA CHRISTIE

The Seven

Dials Mystery

Seven clocks ticking ominously in a suicide's room

and a dying friend whose last words are 'seven dials'

lead dapper Jimmy Thesiger and his irrepressible

girlfriend to a Soho club.

There they learn of the Seven Dials Society: seven

masked conspirators who meet in a secret room to

talk about stealing scientific secrets - and plan the

next murder...

'Her gift is pure genius.'

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